JerseyJade
Jade
- Joined
- Jan 18, 2018
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I get to go home.Wait I'm really late, what happens at 5.00? And that meme about being unfit made me laugh way more than it should have.
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I get to go home.Wait I'm really late, what happens at 5.00? And that meme about being unfit made me laugh way more than it should have.
Oh balls I've been there, actually you can take some on the credit for me being there on my last night shift, very sexually frustrated and there.I get to go home.
"No, I just really love it when you go on top"Pretty much.
Why stay in shape when you aren't having sex?
True!"No, I just really love it when you go on top"
(Wait that's not even close to a lie either )
Because hope springs eternalPretty much.
Why stay in shape when you aren't having sex?
Should I have asked if that was from work, or is that the prearranged time he undoes the restraintsI get to go home.
Only an idiot would try restraining JJShould I have asked if that was from work, or is that the prearranged time he undoes the restraints
That's very true, you can tell she's a ball of energy, and who doesn't want to see that figure........ damn here comes that pic back to invade my imagination and take over my eveningOnly an idiot would try restraining JJ
Now is your chance to try and restrain her!That's very true, you can tell she's a ball of energy, and who doesn't want to see that figure........ damn here comes that pic back to invade my imagination and take over my evening
I am trained in it, but something tells me Jade would find a way outNow is your chance to try and restrain her!
Get home safe to your kids and mom ......... aaaand enjoy this fabulous evening. It's gorgeous out rn! Maybe take the kids to Dairy Queen my treat!I get to go home.
What's your credit card number again?Get home safe to your kids and mom ......... aaaand enjoy this fabulous evening. It's gorgeous out rn! Maybe take the kids to Dairy Queen my treat!
Bring me back a Blizzard too...Get home safe to your kids and mom ......... aaaand enjoy this fabulous evening. It's gorgeous out rn! Maybe take the kids to Dairy Queen my treat!
Seems counter-productive....
WTF????
Talk about a long day at work
WTF????
We're all for trying new things, but this seems to lend itself to self inflicted injury way too easily....
WTF????
Who comes up with this stuff?????
WTF????
You gnome you're trying this now...
WTF????
I’m pretty sure this won’t catch on
WTF????
Gnome fuckin way!You gnome you're trying this now...
JJ needs stability to blow a guy's...uh...mind...Gnome fuckin way!
We all gnome better than trust what comes out that pretty little mouth.Gnome fuckin way!
Sometimes I don't even have to move my head to get the results i want.JJ needs stability to blow a guy's...uh...mind...