I know, right? Who does that?That like has reminded me that I went to bed last night saying "I'm not going to be a pervert tonight, I'm going to sleep on my sleepover"
Also me 34 minutes after waking up "that woman is in a horrendous position while giving a blowjob"
Not that I can recall.
Since you don’t give bjs to dead peopleNot that I can recall.
The flip side, now that you're done with my back rub, can I get a BJ?Not that I can recall.
Perverts with morning tensionI know, right? Who does that?
*Adds husband to list of men he's jealous of*
Sometimes, I think my Hubby feels this way.
Sure, but one does need to prioritize
JJ never uses her hands. She's a lady.
Sometimes, I think my Hubby feels this way.
They make massage tables with holes in them for a reason
I thought that was for your face…wait…do you mean OTHER holes? Wild.
They have them with a hole for your... face??!?!!
How big is your face?!?!?
I'm starting to think that I've been doing this massage thing all wrong
If you ain’t I sure as shit have been!
Seriously guys it's a face cradle
That’s a funny name for your junk.
