Jade's World on Lit

[TomTeacher19]

Poor fish.

I know. We feel bad for them. It's only happened twice.

Next time I think I'm just buying a Filet o fish and telling them they have to keep that alive for a month.

 

[JerseyJade]

I know. We feel bad for them. It's only happened twice.

Next time I think I'm just buying a Filet o fish and telling them they have to keep that alive for a month.

Aren't you afraid they'll eat it?

 

[TomTeacher19]

Aren't you afraid they'll eat it?

Just recognizing that it's already not alive so at least we wouldn't go through the whole thing again

 

[investor2020]

Why JJ is no longer allowed to visit Santa at the department stores . . .

 

[JerseyJade]

Why JJ is no longer allowed to visit Santa at the department stores . . .

Yeah, right... like the store Santa would refuse a hand job. I don't think so.

 

[lil_jenni]

Yeah, right... like the store Santa would refuse a hand job. I don't think so.

Truth!

 

[Rascal69]

I heard Mrs. Claus gives great head.

 

[JerseyJade]

I heard Mrs. Claus gives great head.

Don't you be talking about Mrs. Clause that way!

 

[Rascal69]

Jade darling, that’s a compliment.

 

[13Fantasies]

Yeah, right... like the store Santa would refuse a hand job. I don't think so.

Especially from either you or @lil_jenni !

 

[lil_jenni]

Especially from either you or @lil_jenni !

My handjobs are meh at best. I get bored. Plus, I know it's right there, waiting to be sucked...

 

[13Fantasies]

My handjobs are meh at best. I get bored. Plus, I know it's right there, waiting to be sucked...

I can't imagine there's a man OR Santa saying no to either of you ladies on your knees either.

 

[investor2020]

A lady with discriminating taste . . .

 

[JerseyJade]

My handjobs are meh at best. I get bored. Plus, I know it's right there, waiting to be sucked...

#truth

 

[JerseyJade]

I can't imagine there's a man OR Santa saying no to either of you ladies on your knees either.

Well, there's no way I would do that to Santa, so he can forget it.

 

[13Fantasies]

Well, there's no way I would do that to Santa, so he can forget it.

-Takes off Santa suit-

 

[ShaneoD]

Well, there's no way I would do that to Santa, so he can forget it.

But he only cums once a year, be nice

 

[JerseyJade]

But he only cums once a year, be nice

You know how many times I heard that joke? Too many times.

 

[lil_jenni]

But he only cums once a year, be nice

Don't you mean be naughty???

 

[ShaneoD]

You know how many times I heard that joke? Too many times.

So you should make it a good one

 

[JerseyJade]

Don't you mean be naughty???

I do like going down on a man who hasn't cum in a long time. Just saying...

 

[ShaneoD]

Don't you mean be naughty???

Oh wait you're right, I'm having Phoebe from friends flashbacks

 

[ShaneoD]

I do like going down on a man who hasn't cum in a long time. Just saying...

Is five days a long time?

 

[lil_jenni]

Don't you mean be naughty???

And this begs the question... would Santa pay a hooker with toys or coal.

 

[JerseyJade]

Is five days a long time?

You tell me.