Jade's World on Lit

[JerseyJade]

And this begs the question... would Santa pay a hooker with toys or coal.

Lmao!

Good Lord!

 

[ShaneoD]

You tell me.

It's far too long, I'll never offer to sleepover two nights in a row in work again, ever.

 

[lil_jenni]

I do like going down on a man who hasn't cum in a long time. Just saying...

I agree. And yet, every time I tell Hubby we should take a break for a few days so he can build up a really big load, I'm all over him the next day because the thought of having to wait makes me horny as hell.

 

[JerseyJade]

I agree. And yet, every time I tell Hubby we should take a break for a few days so he can build up a really big load, I'm all over him the next day because the thought of having to wait makes me horny as hell.

Mmmmm. A really big load.

 

[13Fantasies]

I agree. And yet, every time I tell Hubby we should take a break for a few days so he can build up a really big load, I'm all over him the next day because the thought of having to wait makes me horny as hell.

See? Lucky bastard

 

[ShaneoD]

In about an hour, part of me is in trouble

 

[JerseyJade]

In about an hour, part of me is in trouble

Why?

 

[13Fantasies]

Why?

He's playing Santa at the mall. And his candy cane will be bothersome thanks to you two. Duh.

 

[JerseyJade]

He's playing Santa at the mall. And his candy cane will be bothersome thanks to you two. Duh.

Oops!

 

[JerseyJade]

He's playing Santa at the mall. And his candy cane will be bothersome thanks to you two. Duh.

Maybe he can get someone to tug on something other than his beard.

 

[13Fantasies]

Maybe he can get someone to tug on something other than his beard.

Or at least on his lower beard.

 

[ShaneoD]

Why?

You, and your lips, and you're technique, and Jenni, and Kaylee might pop in, and........God this is going to be the longest hour ever

 

[JerseyJade]

You, and your lips, and you're technique, and Jenni, and Kaylee might pop in, and........God this is going to be the longest hour ever

Well, you don't have to worry about Kaylee... she's at work. But Jenni... I'm not making any promises.

 

[ShaneoD]

Well, you don't have to worry about Kaylee... she's at work. But Jenni... I'm not making any promises.

Christ I might rip the handle out of my stomache at this rate

 

[JerseyJade]

Christ I might rip the handle out of my stomache at this rate

Oh.. speaking of a big load... I have laundry to do when I get home.

 

[ShaneoD]

Oh.. speaking of a big load... I have laundry to do when I get home.

I too shall get rid of a big load

 

[GhostOfFAS]

Oh.. speaking of a big load... I have laundry to do when I get home.

I’ll do a load of that after I take care of the other kind.

 

[JerseyJade]

I’ll do a load of that after I take care of the other kind.

I wish I had the other kind of a big load waiting for me when I get home.

 

[13Fantasies]

Oh.. speaking of a big load... I have laundry to do when I get home.

I'll fold it and put it away if I can get you to take care of my big load.

 

[GhostOfFAS]

I wish I had the other kind of a big load waiting for me when I get home.

Never change, JJ

 

[JerseyJade]

I'll fold it and put it away if I can get you to take care of my big load.

I'm not doing your fucken laundry, so forget it!

 

[JerseyJade]

Never change, JJ

Nope.

 

[13Fantasies]

I'm not doing your fucken laundry, so forget it!

How about just my pants? I keep the load there.

First woman i ever met to turn down folding and putting away.

 

[ShaneoD]

I'm not doing your fucken laundry, so forget it!

To be fair it is a lot quicker to get the other thing done

 

[JerseyJade]

To be fair it is a lot quicker to get the other thing done

And definitely more fun.