Just popping down the shops. . .

[Guest]

Hey, Stevie - you took your time getting my crisps and bounty bar. Luckily the Mystery Girl has sent me Teddy Grahams, Hershey's Classic Caramels and Creme Savers. Hmnnn. Very tasteeeee.

BTW - ever wondered why Dotty Debz is so fascinated with the Brits, Steve? You obviously didn't read that thread back in February where she admitted that she's lived her whole life on the "white island" - never even been to the States. It's true - she's an Essex girl born and bred.

Hey Roger, did Stevie let the pussy out of the bag about your girlfriend, 'eh?

Nope, I just checked and kitty's still well secured. Looks like Feline Freedom is still a long way off, sweetie. Melody Maker is a music paper here - not a reference to your little sistah from New Jersey.

Mistress Merelan - yes, please release me. It's time for walkies.

 

[Stevie]

It's true - she's an Essex girl born and bred.

Aha! That explains everything, cheers Roger.

 

[Gingersnap]

NO ONE LIKES ME BECAUSE OF MY BOILS

Well Stevie you seem to have forgotten my items....BIG SIGHhhhhhhhhh!! I think maybe I should go to SAMS and get a tanker full of chocolate toppings and whipped cream.. Anyone want to go halfs? LL how about you hon? Chocolate mmmmmmmmmmmmm! Deborah you leave little Roger alone and our petite mr flagg too. I don't want to see any hitting or scratching going on either or nooo more Howard Stern for a week!!

 

[Deborah]

Gingersnap, you never answered my question earlier in the thread. What kind of sports car do you have?

Yeah, Roger, I am orginally from the White Island. Really. Not Essex, though. You tell me WHO and I'll tell you more.

Stevie, Howard painted guy's tits last night too. He used a roller on the dudes and his fingers on the girls. Tonight that drunk little dwarf is in a gang bang with two hot porno stars. I'm going out in a minute but of course I'll tape it and watch it tomorrow and report back. I love that show!

 

[Merelan]

There you go darling.. you are free to wreak havoc now...

 

[Gingersnap]

Deborah I have a brand new Jetta with a large motor and six cylinder with every bell and whistle that they make. The stereo system is without a doubt awesome eight yes eight speakers and digital too. It is a standard because I love them and hate an automatic (weinie) transmission. Better control in snow and ice. I have been up to 120 in the car and it is smooth quiet ride. Just a nice nice car and fun to drive.

 

[Deborah]

Fast rides and faster women

Gingersnap, a Jetta is a sports car? I had no idea. My grandmother has one.

Hey, I'm still pissed about that comment you made about me shopping at K-mart. Well, actually, the last two guns I bought ...

The problem with the Miata, great summer ride, but with rear wheel drive and being so light, it's worse than worthless in the winter. Just sat in my garage. And I couldn't even get my golf clubs and shotgun in the trunk. Once I put a case of Bud Light, 30-pack, in the trunk, and put a dent in the trunk. You know, from the inside. Yeah, I know, I'm blonde.

I'm partial to Toyota in that I have a 4WD PU that I love. I've been looking at these Celica GT convertibles. Pretty nice and with front wheel drive I could actually drive it in the snow if I had to.

Hey, I'm just kidding about the Jetta, ya know. I did look at them and they are very nice cars. Oh yeah, a stick. Right on, girl! My Miata was a stick and so is my truck. Like who can't grab that stick, jerk it up and down and all around, and kiss the knob for good luck, 'eh?

Back to Stevie, you stupid UK wanker. I don't care what side the steering wheel is on. I said a Mercedes SLK convertible, you know, with the retractable top. I don't drive station wagons. I wonder how LL made out with what she ordered. He probably came back with a box of Band-Aids.

 

[Gingersnap]

Deborah who needs a car when you have a plane anyway. Well part of a plane. I used to buy muscle cars you know and loved to drive fast. I have promised now to not speed and it is killing me. Flying is better anyway. No road rage and no macho types having a fit when you pass them. LMAO those mullet heads have a coronary when you go faster then them. Now I just fly over their silly asses. Oh yes I feel the need for speed. Closest thing on the ground is when you go over those little bumps at eighty and pull a little g for a second. Yaaaaahhhoooooo go faster!!!!!!

 

[Deborah]

Gingersnap, what's up with "part of a plane" I wonder? Oh never mind, I think I know. The wings? When I was talking with Stevie he mentioned something about wings when he brought you the butterscotch suckers and strawberries. Makes sense now. He said he offered you one of LL's maxi pads but you declined, with a comment about red wings.

 

[Gingersnap]

Deborah I just brought into a plane there is four of us and we share the cost etc. That way we can fly when we want usually and it is less expensive. Rental fees and fuel can be really expensive. I have a place on Lake superior and to
get there by road is always a long trip. By plane I can make it up to the cabin pretty quick and since it is my neighbors strip he gives me a ride to my place. He lives there year round which is no small task. Anyway hope that answers your question......

 

[Stevie]

No need to get tetchy Deborah, I'm sure you can handle anything with four wheels and a motor (no matter witch side the steering wheel is on). So forget the SLK, its a gutless hairdresser's car, next time I pop down the shops I'll get you a TVR Speed 12, much more your style.

 

[Deborah]

Gingersnap, you just hop in that plane and puddle jump over Lake Erie and pick me up. We'll fly on over and bomb England. I know you saw that Flagg called me a "gun-loving-pyscho-bitch" again.

We'll spare you Stevie. Especially if you buy me that Batmobile. Get Gingersnap one too and we'll parachute on into your place and be your love slaves for awhile.

 

[Gingersnap]

Deborah if we both went over to Stevie and stayed he would be whining within eight hours. I am tired leave me alone boo hoo hoo. As for Flagg he would be scared shitless if both of us showed up at his place. He would scamper off in his thong and hide under the table. I suggest we go kill of Bruno at lasher's place big mouth usually means........ I mean look at Earnest. .... I would like a go at Roger he would do his manly best and he does have lots of energy...

 

[Stevie]

Don't worry Gingersnap I can handle you and Debs, the Duracel bunny has nothing on me, I just keep going on, and on, and on, and on, and on ...

 

[Flagg]

As for Flagg he would be scared shitless if both of us showed up at his place. He would scamper off in his thong and hide under the table.

LOL! Whatever turns you on honey! I'm not adverse to you indulging in whatever strange fantasies you may have! As the saying goes:

Your welcome in my country just not in my house

 

[Gingersnap]

Flagg I look on you as a younger brother honey.. We can pick at each other but to be honest I do like you... Just not that way. I will go easier on you now that I know you are so young. I had forgotten you were from the nothern part of England and hence much more conservative. So from now on I will be nice.....

 

[Flagg]

Oh dear, it would seem that I'm not going to taken seriously anymore due to my age.

"They never took you seriously anyway!!" they cry.

Now, I know that "conservative" comment was there to wind me up so I won't bother commenting any further on it.

I seem to be inheriting sisters by the bucket load at the moment. I'll try and psychoanalyse that and get back to you later. Now what role did fraternity play in the oedipus complex...

 

[Gingersnap]

But you are Blanche You are!!!!!!!!!!!!