Kids

[Svenskaflicka]

and if I wasn't

Your dick's too small, sweety!

 

[destinie21]

Your dick's too small, sweety!

hmmm you sure you don't want to rethink what you said.


Nevermind
It made me smile

 

[Svenskaflicka]

*trying to figure out if I have said something inappropriate*

I have a thing for big cocks. I've even turned down BS for being too small.

If I said something dirty, please tell me what it was. It's 1.10am, and I'm not keeping up with the Dirt Talk right now...

 

[destinie21]

*trying to figure out if I have said something inappropriate*

I have a thing for big cocks. I've even turned down BS for being too small.

If I said something dirty, please tell me what it was. It's 1.10am, and I'm not keeping up with the Dirt Talk right now...

you really are a novice aren't you.
Oh isn't that cute

I can get them as big wide and long as I want them.
I wasn't born with a cock but god bless Visa and mail order toys

 

[raphy]

I can get them as big wide and long as I want them.
I wasn't born with a cock but god bless Visa and mail order toys

Ya know, Svenskaflicka - D21 has a point. (Well, it's probably more of a kinda rounded tip, but you get my meaning)

 

[ffreak]

des, quit trying to get inside my jeans, you're married, for eff's sake

She got married just for me?

I feel so honored.

-Eff

(hey, how come I didn't get to kiss the brides?)

 

[Guest]

Dest, I know what of what you speak; I have a small stable of batteried buckos but as a het gal, and I know Flicka is there too, there's nothing like a live hot pulsating cock. I love penetration(s), and a vibrating dildo is a good sub at times, but I never lick, kiss or suck it, and its owner doesn't talk to me, let alone spurt and sputter and drag its head across my lips.

Perdita

 

[ffreak]

You know, they keep advertising mechanical substituion devices for men too.

But they can't produce the vivid images that Perdita evokes.

-FF (pant)

 

[destinie21]

[BBut they can't produce the vivid images that Perdita evokes.

-FF (pant) [/B]

So few can.

 

[Guest]

So few can.

Awwwww, you sweet thang, you.

Perd

 

[Belegon]

The thing I love about the start of this thread is that the kid who said it probably placed no more meaning on it then if a niece walked up to me and asked if I was still a banker. No preconceived notions. Utopian dreaming and all that jazz.

Toys are fun and all when shared but I never was even curious about the "substitute" vaginas(or should I say virginians?) The sexiest thing about any sex organ is the person to whom it belongs.

 

[ffreak]

The sexiest thing about any sex organ is the person to whom it belongs.

Well said, Belegon, and welcome to the Hangout.

-FF

 

[Icingsugar]

The sexiest thing about any sex organ is the person to whom it belongs.

Ffreak said it, and I'll join in. Friggin A.

And call me a conservative bore (huh, me?), but the whole world of toys, traps, plugs, vibrating stuff, fake poles and fake holes, and whatnots is quite alien to me. I mean, whatever rocks anyone's socks, I guess. But personally, I'd have to be pretty damn jaded about the toys that god gave us before looking for alternatives. And the risk of that happening seems quite minimal.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

My opinion on this subject:

 

[Belegon]

I believe the term is "ROFL"...

'Flicka:

That was wonderful! Thank you for the big smile at the end of a rough day.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Glad you like her. That's Wicked Winnie, my own creation. I was inspired by the cartoon of "Wicked Willie".

Winnie has a lot of sharp comments, and will most likely return to this forum again.

 

[Guest]

Glad you like her. That's Wicked Winnie, my own creation.

I had no idea, I love her too, wish I had a poster of her. (Sheesh, and you can't find a good job?)

bessos, Perd

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Wow! Maybe I should put my work up on the net..?

 

[Guest]

Wow! Maybe I should put my work up on the net..?

Yes, and sell prints!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Then I need to learn how to charge money over the net... any tutors?

 

[destinie21]

Then I need to learn how to charge money over the net... any tutors?

Go here Pay Pal
it'll show you the steps to set up a merchant's account.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Great, thanks!

*kisses... one of the brides!*

 

[destinie21]

whooo hoooo
I got a svenska kiss

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Are you suuuuuuuuuuure about that?

 

[destinie21]

Are you suuuuuuuuuuure about that?

A girl can dream can't she.

and in the words of MR T. "Don't be kissin on my woman sucka"