Kink test,,Just for fun....

[Cleopatra]

I need more specifics. Does the living room count if it's attached to the kitchen? Do you count bathrooms if they're attached to the main bedroom? If you're in a hotel/inn/friend's house, does that count as a different place? And these positions - 2 pts for each? I need a list of acceptable answers if I'm going to be accurate.



Oh, forget it. Even *with* a padded score I still need sex-ed classes.

And to stop taking everything so literally!!

 

[kayte]

I need more specifics. Does the living room count if it's attached to the kitchen? Do you count bathrooms if they're attached to the main bedroom? If you're in a hotel/inn/friend's house, does that count as a different place? And these positions - 2 pts for each? I need a list of acceptable answers if I'm going to be accurate.



Oh, forget it. Even *with* a padded score I still need sex-ed classes.

And to stop taking everything so literally!!

Good to see you Cleo.

I did that literally and I got the 238. Don't want to think what mine might be if I padded it.... Sighs...... guess I am a tad kinky.........

 

[FungiUg]

Good to see you Cleo.

I did that literally and I got the 238. Don't want to think what mine might be if I padded it.... Sighs...... guess I am a tad kinky.........

But not a tad padded?

 

[Richard49]

I need more specifics. Does the living room count if it's attached to the kitchen? Do you count bathrooms if they're attached to the main bedroom? If you're in a hotel/inn/friend's house, does that count as a different place? And these positions - 2 pts for each? I need a list of acceptable answers if I'm going to be accurate.



Oh, forget it. Even *with* a padded score I still need sex-ed classes.

And to stop taking everything so literally!!

I have an opening in my class

 

[Cleopatra]

I have an opening in my class

Heh. I'd need more specifics about that too, before I sign up for anything.

 

[kayte]

But not a tad padded?

Looking behind me.... Well my ass is a bit.

But He likes that.

 

[Soron]

Wanna work on it this weekend?

Fucking A right I do, pretty wench. Let's hope we get a lot of alone time. There's no doubt I can come up with some new things for us to try together.
Got a good strong hook laying around anywhere?

 

[entitled]

Master Vassago and i are in a class by ourselves, i guess. *laughs* i stopped counting at 325.

So there, take THAT!!

 

[Arden]

Fucking A right I do, pretty wench. Let's hope we get a lot of alone time. There's no doubt I can come up with some new things for us to try together.
Got a good strong hook laying around anywhere?

I'm sure we can come up with one

Copies down the list... hey, they forgot a few things!

 

[Etoile]

I also stopped counting after 200. I don't like test like this that make me count for myself! It's also more of a sex test than a kink test...there are tests that go way more kinky. http://www.armory.com/tests/ has a great collection of tests including a BDSM test.

 

[Etoile]

Oh, and the "x points per location" and "x points per position" drive me crazy. I could probably come up with an extra 300 points that way.

 

[BlueSugar]

«ķĭŋk¤ŧęśŧ»

311

SCORING:

276 and over You are the Dean of Kink Universe

::blinks.... blushes::

 

[Richard49]

Heh. I'd need more specifics about that too, before I sign up for anything.

and what spefics would you need ?

You will find my photo in the dictionary with the word kink

 

[le_kinklet]

Ya know, this is one of those times when it sounds like being wicked is a compliment. Thanks darlin.

it is honey believe me, hehehe i like how wicked minds think alike hehehehe

 

[le_kinklet]

Hehehehehehe

Ok i got 245,,, that is my base score,,, could go alot higher but i am tired of counting,,, hehehehe

 

[Owlz]

«ķĭŋk¤ŧęśŧ»

1. Have u ever had oral sex?? 5 points
2. To orgasm?? 5 points
3. Swallowed cum?? 5 points
4. Practiced bondage or sado-masochistic behavior?? 5 points
5. Had anal sex?? 5 points
b. To orgasm?? 5 points
6. Had sex with someone of the same gender?? 10 points
7. Had sex w/ more than 1 person at the same time?? 10 points
8. Had sex w/ more than 1 person in the same week?? 7 points
9. Used sex toys?? 7 points
10. Bought a dirty magazine?? 3 points
11. Watched a porno?? 3 points
12. Been in a 69?? 3 points
b. To orgasm?? 5 points
13. Had phone sex?? 5 points
14. Masturbated?? 3 points
15. Had sex in a public place?? 5 points
b. park?? 1 point
c. subway?? 3 points
d. alley?? 2 points
e. train or bus?? 3 points
f. public bathroom?? 3 points
16. Gotten carpet burn?? 3 points
17. Participated in an orgy?? 10 points
18. Watched someone having sex?? 7 points
19. Had sex with others watching you?? 7 points
20. Sucked or licked your own:
a. female....breasts or pussy?? 12 points each
b. male....penis?? 12 points
21. Paid for sex?? 8 points
22. Been paid for sex?? 8 points
23. Had a one night stand?? 8 points
24. Pass out during sex?? 5 points
25. Had a sexually transmitted disease?? 8 points
26. Sex w/o contraceptives?? 6 points
27. Had sex in any other place besides the bedroom?? 3 points for each place
28. Ever given or received a "facial" (cum on the face)?? 15 points
29. Have u ever sat on a man's face?? 10 points
b. had a woman sit on your face?? 10 points
30. Have u ever had or been given a "snowball" (cum in the mouth transferred to anothers mouth)?? 15 points
31. Been video taped?? 8 points
b. been photographed?? 8 points
32. Had sex in any other position but missionary?? 2 points per position
33. Had sex for more then 4 hours w/o stopping?? 20 points (woohooo)
34. Ever given or received a "tossed salad" (ass licking)?? 5 points
35. Ever had sex w/ a relative, but didn't know it at the time?? 5 points
36. Ever cheated on your mate?? 5 points
37. Are u horny now?? 3 points
38. Have u let a man/woman defecate or piss on u?? 25 points
39. Have u ever given or received a "golden shower" (pissed on someone) 25 points
40. Have u eaten or been eaten during a period?? 25 points
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SCORING:

1-50 How does it look up there with the angels??

51-130 Okay, you know the bare minimum...join a sex ed class!

131-175 You're on the outskirts of kinky

175-215 Welcome to the land of kinky sex!! Here is your certificate

216-275 You are BONA FIDE KINK!! You can teach kink class!!

276 and over You are the Dean of Kink Universe

DAMN! I'm a nearly-pristine angel, with only 19 points.

 

[Owlz]

«ķĭŋk¤ŧęśŧ»

311

SCORING:

276 and over You are the Dean of Kink Universe

::blinks.... blushes::

A-ha! Naughty, naughty girl!

 

[BlueSugar]

A-ha! Naughty, naughty girl!

Yeah, I'm on Santa's bad girl list, with 3 stars next to my name. haha. that was horible but since i'm all oh so overtired it was funny to me, oi, sleep.

 

[Richard49]

Yeah, I'm on Santa's bad girl list, with 3 stars next to my name. haha. that was horible but since i'm all oh so overtired it was funny to me, oi, sleep.

Maybe he will drop you off at my house then

 

[Owlz]

Yeah, I'm on Santa's bad girl list, with 3 stars next to my name. haha. that was horible but since i'm all oh so overtired it was funny to me, oi, sleep.

The bad girls are the BEST!

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

ohh i am BADDDDD

my score was 329...(just think how much worse it woulda been if i had not been celibate for ages)...Goddess bless, maybe i should just wait another 7 years and start all over..i will be damn near virginal by then!!!

lil girl

 

[Richard49]

Re: ohh i am BADDDDD

my score was 329...(just think how much worse it woulda been if i had not been celibate for ages)...Goddess bless, maybe i should just wait another 7 years and start all over..i will be damn near virginal by then!!!

lil girl

They say you are virgin again after 7 years

I'm working on it
I'll let you know

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Re: Re: ohh i am BADDDDD

They say you are virgin again after 7 years

I'm working on it
I'll let you know

hmmmph it feels like it's been 700 years all ready, sweet Richard, give me time..i am sure i will catch up with You eventually!!!

pet

edited cuz i can not type today!!!

 

[Richard49]

Re: Re: Re: ohh i am BADDDDD

quote:
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Originally posted by Richard49
They say you are virgin again after 7 years

I'm working on it
I'll let you know
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hmmmph it feels like it's been 700 years all ready, sweet Richard, give me time..i am sure i will catch up with You eventually!!!

pet

edited cuz i can not type today!!!

I pray you do not catch up with me
it is to fucking lonely

 

[watergirl]

I think I got somewhere around 180? The bonus points/padding issue got me confused.

Ya know... given that I've never even been tied up, I think I feel ok about that score. heh heh heh.