Kink test,,Just for fun....

[KestralWolfe]

283, hot damn!

 

[vicci9]

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[graceanne]

How does having sex without contraceptives count as kinky? I did that three times. On purpose. TO GET PREGNANT. People have been having sex, without contraceptives, since the beginning of time. Otherwise, we wouldn't be here.

Well, okay. I did it more than three times. It took me three months of regular sex, each time, to get pregnant. But you get the point.

 

[Beth12345]

131-175 You're on the outskirts of kinky

HHHhmmmmm I need a bit more corruption in my life I think...

 

[kimuk]

246 well its a kink site the scroes are bound to be high lol

 

[Sir_Winston54]

This "kink test" was first posted here in August of '03, just under 10 years ago. I *believe* it was originally written with a slightly different audience in mind than one made up of adults who had already demonstrated an interest, or active participation, in kinky activities - like maybe recent high school graduates or college underclassmen?

Looking back: When I graduated high school at the age of 16.5, I *still* would have scored 81...

 

[Que]

1. Have u ever had oral sex?? 5 points
2. To orgasm?? 5 points
3. Swallowed cum?? 5 points
4. Practiced bondage or sado-masochistic behavior?? 5 points
5. Had anal sex?? 5 points
b. To orgasm?? 5 points
8. Had sex w/ more than 1 person in the same week?? 7 points
9. Used sex toys?? 7 points
10. Bought a dirty magazine?? 3 points
11. Watched a porno?? 3 points
12. Been in a 69?? 3 points
b. To orgasm?? 5 points
13. Had phone sex?? 5 points
14. Masturbated?? 3 points
15. Had sex in a public place?? 5 points
16. Gotten carpet burn?? 3 points
17. Participated in an orgy?? 10 points
18. Watched someone having sex?? 7 points
19. Had sex with others watching you?? 7 points
21. Paid for sex?? 8 points
23. Had a one night stand?? 8 points
25. Had a sexually transmitted disease?? 8 points
26. Sex w/o contraceptives?? 6 points
27. Had sex in any other place besides the bedroom?? 3 points for each place
b. had a woman sit on your face?? 10 points
30. Have u ever had or been given a "snowball" (cum in the mouth transferred to anothers mouth)?? 15 points
31. Been video taped?? 8 points
b. been photographed?? 8 points
32. Had sex in any other position but missionary?? 2 points per position
33. Had sex for more then 4 hours w/o stopping?? 20 points (woohooo)
34. Ever given or received a "tossed salad" (ass licking)?? 5 points
37. Are u horny now?? 3 points
39. Have u ever given or received a "golden shower" (pissed on someone) 25 points


253ish and in my defense I "achieved" #25 probably whilst being deflowered on my wedding night a couple of decades ago....and like the advice given Steve Martin's character in "The Jerk" I "Saw a Doctor and got it cleared up." and have been unable to rack up points in that regard, since.

 

[dangersexqueen]

1. Have u ever had oral sex?? 5 points
2. To orgasm?? 5 points
3. Swallowed cum?? 5 points
4. Practiced bondage or sado-masochistic behavior?? 5 points
5. Had anal sex?? 5 points
b. To orgasm?? 5 points
8. Had sex w/ more than 1 person in the same week?? 7 points
9. Used sex toys?? 7 points
10. Bought a dirty magazine?? 3 points
11. Watched a porno?? 3 points
12. Been in a 69?? 3 points
b. To orgasm?? 5 points
13. Had phone sex?? 5 points
14. Masturbated?? 3 points
15. Had sex in a public place?? 5 points
16. Gotten carpet burn?? 3 points
17. Participated in an orgy?? 10 points
18. Watched someone having sex?? 7 points
19. Had sex with others watching you?? 7 points
21. Paid for sex?? 8 points
23. Had a one night stand?? 8 points
25. Had a sexually transmitted disease?? 8 points
26. Sex w/o contraceptives?? 6 points
27. Had sex in any other place besides the bedroom?? 3 points for each place
b. had a woman sit on your face?? 10 points
30. Have u ever had or been given a "snowball" (cum in the mouth transferred to anothers mouth)?? 15 points
31. Been video taped?? 8 points
b. been photographed?? 8 points
32. Had sex in any other position but missionary?? 2 points per position
33. Had sex for more then 4 hours w/o stopping?? 20 points (woohooo)
34. Ever given or received a "tossed salad" (ass licking)?? 5 points
37. Are u horny now?? 3 points
39. Have u ever given or received a "golden shower" (pissed on someone) 25 points


253ish and in my defense I "achieved" #25 probably whilst being deflowered on my wedding night a couple of decades ago....and like the advice given Steve Martin's character in "The Jerk" I "Saw a Doctor and got it cleared up." and have been unable to rack up points in that regard, since.

Crap.. Now I gotta drag out my calculator.. Edited with my number 269!

 

[Que]

Crap.. Now I gotta drag out my calculator.. Edited with my number 269!

I did it in my head (probably badly) and went onetwothreesixnine12 when I hit quesgtions where there is 3 points per whatchamacallit.

 

[dangersexqueen]

I read everything first and then I take tests.. That way I was not surprised when I got down to the questions that were going to be multiples of three..

 

[SirVPL]

I had an apiphany... I kinky

 

[Sweetdaisymae]

I had an apiphany... I kinky

But no spell check it seems.