Kinkiest thing u have done?

[strokeit4you]

kinky

playing with anal toys an videoing the session then uploading it online for people to comment on

 

[rocketeer50]

More just hot than kinky

On h.s. band contest trips out of town we rode buses for hours. The return trips were late at night and we quickly learned to have blankets so hands could wander. We had two per year. I had a different girl each trip and managed to finger each of them to orgasms. One year I had one twin on the fall trip and the other on the spring trip. This was in the mid-60's in Ohio, so it was pretty racy for us.

Senior year on the way back from a concert a group of six of us were in one car. My girlfriend sat on my lap in the back seat. Since she had a miniskirt on I slipped a finger up to and inside her panties while she was carrying on a conversation with our friends. I'm not sure if she came but she was sure wet by the time we got home.


When I was 16 my 14 year old cousin tried to seduce me. She would have succeeded had I figured out how to buy condoms. (I was a virgin until 17 1/2.) In the attic bedroom of my grandmother's house, with all the family downstairs, we rubbed crotches together in our underwear until I came. Somehow I had enough sense not to fuck her without a condom. Two years later she got pregnant with someone else and gave the kid up for adoption. I felt I had dodged a bullet.

 

[ilovetojilloff]

I have masturbated in a pair of shorts and then gone out in the same pair of shorts like 5 mins later.

 

[undermythumb1]

there are a few experiences i've had that happened years ago but still provide constant fantasy material when masturbating. they all happened with a group of 3 girls who were close friends of mine, all of them were bi and ALWAYS horny.

one of them was my neighbor, A, who lived a couple houses down. we had been friends for a while, but never too close because she was a year younger. in my sophomore year, i started to date her best friend. that ended within a few months as most high school flings happen. during those months, however, A and i became really close and hung out quite a bit. we talked online almost every night and somehow the topic of masturbation came up. i think i just blatantly told her in a playful manner that i was going to go jack off. she was kind of taken a back but then admitted she had always been curious about how boys do it. i said i'd show her if she was interested, which she was. the next day she came over after school and we kind of just talked for a bit. it was around 4:30 when i realized my parents would be coming home soon, so i just blurted out, "are you still interested?" and she said yes, giggling nervously. i told her i would feel more comfortable if she would take off her shirt or something, but really i just wanted to see her big teenage tits (she was 14, i was 16). she took off her shirt and bra and i couldn't believe how nice they were. i took out my cock and she sat on the ground with her face about a foot away. i got off really fast because i was so turned on and shot a huge load that made her exclaim "WHOA! i didn't know it shot so much! and so far!" then laughed. this was the first of many, many times that i jacked off for her. it later turned into us exchanging pictures, hooking up, and having mutual masturbation sessions. one day she invited her friend, C, to join...

C was/is a self-proclaimed slut. she is bi and loves everything about sex with both men and women. at the age of 15 she had sucked off a number of my friends, but got into a serious relationship until she was about 17. she and i are the same age. the day after she became single, she told me she wanted to hook up. A had shown her pics of my cock and C was "in love with it." so one day at A's house, C and i hooked up. it was my first chance to titty fuck a girl and i LOVED it. she was obsessed with sucking cock and swallowing, and i was hooked. i can't even count how many times she sucked me off.

then, D came into the picture...

D was a new girl in town who was a few years younger than me. but she had the most gorgeous, voluptuous, sexy body i had ever seen at the age of 14-15. she had known from a young age that she was bi, and her and A became very close friends. D and A started having their own slumber parties where they'd experiment with each other. they asked me to join one night because A had told D about our experiences and D thought i was hot, but i couldn't go. a few days later they got into a huge fight and have never really been friends since. so my chance with D and A never occurred.

but D and i became close and within months of knowing each other were sending nude pics and talking about having joint masturbation sessions, something both of us wanted to try. she came over one day and we both got naked and began to masturbate. her tits are still to this day the best i have seen, so i asked her if i could touch them. she said yes, and i went right into sucking her nipples until they were bright red. i fingered her and made her cum, then she asked me to jack off for her while straddling her. i did, and i came all over her tits, which she squeezed together. we hooked up countless times after this and every time it was amazing.

then, the best sexual experience of my life happened. myself, C, and A all went off to college. we came back the next summer after only seeing each other once for a year. we all hung out one night, drank some beers and smoked a lot of weed, then the topic of dating people came up. we all said none of us had met anyone and we were all single. we knew what this was going to result in because we were intoxicated and in A's parents' beach house alone. we went up stairs into the bed room and took off all our clothes. A and C rubbed me all over and took turns sucking my cock and i would suck on their big tits. they started sucking on each other and i sat up and began jacking off while watching them. A and i had never fucked because she has morals against that, but C and i had fucked at least a dozen times. so C gets on my cock as A stands up and puts on music to do a risque dance. so while C is fucking me, i'm watching A dancing and masturbating. A decides she wants to join in on some fun, so C gets off and they both begin to suck me off. i tell them i'm close to cumming, so A comes up to me and smothers my face with her tits while C continues to suck me off. i cum the hardest i think i've ever cummed, and C swallows it all. we all lie down, cool off, and 5 minutes later have a 3way masturbation session.

i'm still friends with D, but haven't seen A or C in years. god i miss those girls.

 

[snowbond]

Damn... Where do I begin, One of the kinkiest things I have done is cam for a married couple while they fucked another guy.... I took a big 8" dildo and stuck it to an excercise ball and bounced up and down on it like a whore... and then came all over it... I licked up all the cum, and the couple actually said with the other guys still there It was I they wished they were fucking at the time, and the guy just said I don't blame them...

 

[SummerDoug]

Funny. I've had many stereotypically kinky events in my life. I've been in a FFM. It was ultimately a little disappointing. I'd had and continued to have great sex with both women, and they were fond of one another, but as many others have reported, just what to do and what to focus on was a little too distracting. The best was when I was fucking one and the other arrived as planned to watch.

Though straight, I've had a few surprising sexual trysts with guys. Not my thing mostly because I just am not attracted to gay men. Really like straight men who'll try something new, and that's rarre.

I've done exhibitionist things for women, stroking for them in public places.

But the first time I came with a girl was the most erotic experience I've ever had. I was eighteen at a church camp. At lunch, Diane and I went up to her bunk. Her roomie was asleep next to us. Diane reached into my overalls (it was the seventies), and began fondling and stroking. We'd played around before, but she was younger, sixteen, and so we were taking our playing slowly. The other times she played with and I didn't cum were great too. And I'd diddled young almost hairless pussy many times to climax. That day, I came right there in my pants after only a few minutes. She knew it was my first time with a girl, so we shared a very very intense kiss. The roomie continued to "sleep." Oh, we had a good time that summer.

Wow. Hadn't thought about that for awhile!

 

[krackheadkathy]

met a guy at a strip club.. had some drinks than went out to his suv in the parking lot.. let him eat me outtil i came.. then said ty and went back inside...

 

[SummerDoug]

met a guy at a strip club.. had some drinks than went out to his suv in the parking lot.. let him eat me outtil i came.. then said ty and went back inside...

Kathy, were you a stripper at the club, or were you there . . . with friends?

That reminds me of a parking lot experience I had. The years have muddled the details, but somehow, at 20, ended up in the backseat of someone else's Cadilac (I was driving it to AZ for the owner the next day) with a 16 year old waitress at the Sambo's where I had worked. I was eating her and eating her, her very very wet pussy, and she grabbed me by the ears and said, I swear, "Someday, you're going to make some woman a very good husband." We went back to her sister's, where she was living, and had, I hate to a say, a somewhat disappointing fuck. But I'll never forget being in that backseat with her!

 

[MzSweetCandy]

i'v done soooo many kinky things but i think the kinkest thing i have done was be in a gangbang with my girl friend and 4 other girls we knew with 3 guys that was just too HOTT loved it mwah xxxx

 

[Rider500]

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[SummerDoug]

Enjoying this thread.

I'm enjoying this thread. It's pace is just right for me. People are really thinking about their responses and not just blurting out. As an English teacher, I have to appreciate how all of you are sticking to the prompt!

It's brought up so many things from my past. I go through my day thinking my life is pretty ordinary, then I recall these really kinky and usually fun trysts. I've had. The one that comes to mind now is a MFF I had once, the only one I've had.

It was two wimmen I'd met off yahoo, back in the day. They were friends, and cool with one another. The night they decided they wanted me together, they'd gone to a male strip show. Jane (making up names here) was married, as was I, and bi, but she and Jill had not done anything. Jill was curious, but cautious. I had been with Jane a few times, and she was astounding in her skills and surprising in her proclivities. Jill and I had sort of been together. One night earlier that week, we met at the local U. in my van, in a dark parking lot, to discuss whether we should hook up. One thing led to another, we started talking about pussy eating, and my head ended up in her lap. I still can't envision how we did it, but we did, and she came multiple times. (She still claims today that I am the only man who's made her cum orally. I'm so proud!)

We met at a Motel 6. Hey, we're very practical! Only needed the room for a few hours. Jill and I arrived together and got busy, our first time. Ooooh, she was delightful. As we were screwing against the wall, Jane knocked. I remember walking to the door with Jill astride my cock. Jane was not at all surprised, but came in, plopped down, and began rubbing us and talking with us as we continued.

When Jill and finished, Jane joined us, but this is where the story takes a funny turn. It was not that exciting! Others have reported disappointment in 3-somes, I know. Each of us was just so used to rocking with one other person, that we weren't really sure what to do. It was a bit mechanical, and I know from talking about this with each of them later that they also were a bit disappointed. Probably if we did it again we'd figure out what to do -- not just what you see in movies, but what really works for us.

This is too long. I could go on, but that's the gyst of it! Reply here, but I welcome PM's as well.

 

[braincum]

An Episode

From across the smoky (remember?) barroom, I saw her aura as I entered. Sitting in the middle of the 30' bar, she seemed to rule her space, regally. I made a mental note and dived into the crowd. Her sheer beauty followed me.

Soon, I found myself at her elbow; foolish bar banter rapidly heating up to sexual energies. Later, in her apartment, I tore her blouse and skirt away in a passionate, encouraged surge of lust.

I pushed, pulled her to the couch beneath us, positioning her elbows on the cushions as I moved around her magnificent, profferred ass. I slowly slid my shaft up the moistening passage of her gorgeous pussy. Ecstacy pulled us together as we exulted at our shared thrusts. The world flew away.

Suddenly, I felt yet another sensation at the base of my cock shaft. Looking down, I saw that her cocker spaniel, a gentle little soul she'd introduced me to earlier (with a bit too much enthusiasm?) was happily licking up her flowing juices, consequently lapping at my already-rigid pole. The feeling was electric.

I thought to myself, "Hmmmm, she has fed that dog like this before." The absolute wildness of that idea caused me to cum, cum from the back of my scrotum to the deepest recesses of her snatch, all of which to be hungrily ingested by her faithful friend.

 

[shanesinforit]

Not that long ago, I forced two hard cocks into my mouth as another guy swallowed mine, sucked them both dry and emptied my load into a someone's mouth as others watched.......friggin' hot.
Another day at the office

 

[MrRabbit]

Wasn't sure whether to post this in the fisting thread or here, however on balance, I think here!

Recently I went camping with my partner, at a small but busy campsite.

We'd had a full day out and about, had a couple of drinks with the meal, and as we were camping in a small two person tent, didn't have a lot of options for entertainment.

So, even though it was early evening with people walking a few feet away, we snuggled down to play. Now, there is not a lot of room in a small tent! You can however I found, suck and play with your partners nipples whilst slowly inserting your fingers into her pussy, increasing the number as she relaxes and gets into it. The odd lick and kiss on the clitoris and use of the fingers of my other hand also helped things along nicely. The added excitement of having to keep the noise down and having people walking past all the time was definitely helping the mood.

We had started to experiment with fisting but not managed to get very far before.
This time however we managed to get all four of my fingers in past the knuckles, we would have gone for adding the thumb but she came so hard with what we were doing, it would have been too much and ruined the moment. Besides, she wanted to return the favor.

My turn started with a couple of her fingers in my anus, moving to four, massaging my prostrate, and giving me a blow job at the same time (talented lady!).

Try to keep that quiet when you orgasm.

I'm still smiling, weeks later, and get excited by the memory.

 

[CABlondHouseWife]

Well my son is back in school and my hubby is back on the road for business. Last night my son had some friends over. I went to use the bathroom and when I opened the door I saw one of my son's friends masturbating with my nightgown around his cock. I stood there and watched for a second and when he saw me I closed the door and told him to continue. He had a nice, big and thick cock. He was nervous at first but finally relaxed. As he got close, I knelt in front of him and let him cum on my breasts.

 

[ShyGuy68]

Well my son is back in school and my hubby is back on the road for business. Last night my son had some friends over. I went to use the bathroom and when I opened the door I saw one of my son's friends masturbating with my nightgown around his cock. I stood there and watched for a second and when he saw me I closed the door and told him to continue. He had a nice, big and thick cock. He was nervous at first but finally relaxed. As he got close, I knelt in front of him and let him cum on my breasts.

And what did you do with the cum afterwards?

 

[CABlondHouseWife]

And what did you do with the cum afterwards?

I had him lick it off me then took it from his mouth when I kissed him a few times.

I have some "free time" tomorrow so I'lll have to see what I can do to top that?

 

[JohnGalt1871]

I had him lick it off me then took it from his mouth when I kissed him a few times.

I have some "free time" tomorrow so I'lll have to see what I can do to top that?

I for one will be very interested to hear THAT story

 

[whitecock_ca]

i'm in CA...i'd be glad to come over and provide "services" like that!

 

[ivantheterrible]

lick my cum off my wife. and say, "only a good slut deserves this."

 

[daftlaugh]

time for bed...one last bedtime story

Hmm...what's ONE of the kinkiest things I've done? In high school, I dated a boy whose father owned a music shop. He was a virgin and my first boyfriend. I was itty bitty in a short black dress in the middle of the summer. LOL we were in his Chevy Silverado behind his dad's store. All I meant to do was tease by rubbing my wet pussy on the head of his college cock...remember i was young. I knew he was a virgin, so I really only wanted him to have a small taste. It turned out neither of us could take it and I ended up riding him in his truck behind his dad's shop...in the middle of downtown.

He's also the one that fucked me from behind ontop of a parking complex...

I did a striptease for him behind that shop too...

in my younger days.

Sexy dreamz

 

[Mansa Musa]

Kinkiest thing?

I've fucked women while their husbands videotaped the action. On one occasion, the husband in question videotaped us en flagrante delicto in a park. On a different occasion, they both wanted me to pee on them, but I wasn't quite ready for that yet.

For the first year of our relationship, my former fiance would bring home extra partners. She "knew" that a man wouldn't be satisfied with oral and handjobs, so she'd invite "curious" (read as, girls who'd never seen a naked black man in person) friends to her apartment for my personal "stress relief". Yes, it's exactly what it sounds like. A few times, her friends would bring along their husbands. Because of that, I usually garner incredibly high scores on kink tests. Hands and mouths would go everywhere, IOW.

I used to patronize a private gangbang club, usually as the anchor. Thank God for condoms.
And I dated a different woman who was very fond of outdoor sex. School library, football field, back alley, the ball pit at a closed Chuckie Cheese, it was all good. And the Chuckie Cheese was closed, so there was no accidental flashing.

 

[enigma1]

Ummmm....too many to mention but...the top two...

1) Having a gay 3some with two work colleagues at a conference
2) Having sex with a transsexual whilst on a business trip...she had fabulous tits!!!

Too many, group sex...3somes...moresomes to mention...

Oh...

* Fingering a girl to orgasm whilst sleeping on the floor in a hall at a teen get-together...must have been 50+ people in there
* Masturbating my now wife to orgasm in Hyde park in London...in the middle of the day in full view of passers by
* On more than one occasion, brining my old girlfriend to orgasm by playing with her nipple whilst watching the telly in the lounge with all the flatmates...they never knew!

 

[enigma1]

Shit....now you've got me thinking...I LOVE THIS THREAD!!

* Had a group session with members of a college football team & some of their cheerleaders whilst I was woking in the Bahamas in 1990...that went on for over a day!
* Fucked a woman on the front of a boat whilst her husband & kids snorkled....and I was supposed to be surpervising the snorkle trip. Again, in the Bahamas in 1990.
* Fingered a girl we were staying with in the back of her car whilst her husband drove us home from a ski-filed in Canada...my girlfriend at the time was in the passengers seat. Later I got caught fucking her by her husband on their sofa...very messy!
* Watched my wife being fucked by 3 guys at a sex party...woul love to see that again actually!

Ok.....am stumped now....!

 

[im_a_man]

kinkiest, eh? Well, I guess this is more perverted than kinky (I got a couple of weird fetishes), but here goes...

Once, when I was away at college, I lived in a co-ed house. I got back to school early one time. One of the girls who lived there was quite hot. I made my way to her room. I figured that since I knew I'd be alone, I stripped naked in her room. Then, I started snooping. I searched through some of her dresser drawers until I found her panty drawer. She had quite a few skimpy thongs and g-strings in there. Well, I took one of the skimpiest pair (I believe they were red and black) and started rubbing the crotch area, the area that would be up against her pussy, on my cock, while I contined looking through the drawer. Then, I found her vibrator. It was a curvy little thing, and I knew it was a g-spot stimulator. I took some time licking it and rubbing my cock all over it. I put it all back as best I could, but before I left, I took a look in her closet and found her shoe collection (what girl doesn't have one!). I found a dainty pair of silver heels, then rubbed my cock up and down the soul, leaving a drop of pre-cum down at the toe. I was so close to cumming in her shoe, but I held off, grabbed my clothes, went to the bathroom, and finished myself off.

Like I said, I'm a bit weird! But hey, that's me!