Kinkiest thing u have done?

kinkiest, eh? Well, I guess this is more perverted than kinky (I got a couple of weird fetishes), but here goes...

Once, when I was away at college, I lived in a co-ed house. I got back to school early one time. One of the girls who lived there was quite hot. I made my way to her room. I figured that since I knew I'd be alone, I stripped naked in her room. Then, I started snooping. I searched through some of her dresser drawers until I found her panty drawer. She had quite a few skimpy thongs and g-strings in there. Well, I took one of the skimpiest pair (I believe they were red and black) and started rubbing the crotch area, the area that would be up against her pussy, on my cock, while I contined looking through the drawer. Then, I found her vibrator. It was a curvy little thing, and I knew it was a g-spot stimulator. I took some time licking it and rubbing my cock all over it. I put it all back as best I could, but before I left, I took a look in her closet and found her shoe collection (what girl doesn't have one!). I found a dainty pair of silver heels, then rubbed my cock up and down the soul, leaving a drop of pre-cum down at the toe. I was so close to cumming in her shoe, but I held off, grabbed my clothes, went to the bathroom, and finished myself off.

Like I said, I'm a bit weird! But hey, that's me!
Now THAT is kinky!!!

:D
 
If it makes you feel good, doesn't cause anyone pain & isn't inherently illegal...nothing is too weird or creepy!

:D

Would you be creeped out if you found out some guy did that to your stuff (assuming you're the one pictured in your av)?
 
Would you be creeped out if you found out some guy did that to your stuff (assuming you're the one pictured in your av)?
It's my wife in the av...and personally, no. I'd be LMAO if I found out you'd been licking my vibrator :D
 
Fucked my ex on the couch under a blanket with her mother 5 feet away.

Fucked my ex in a residential park without cover while the people at a party at a house thats backyard went into the park cheered us on.

Received blowjobs from my ex while driving.

Fingered my ex to orgasm while driving while she was nude. This made it more difficult to drive than the blowjob.

Fucked my ex so that her brothers friends could watch her get laid.

I was bet in a card game by my ex and she lost me for a night in which I had to be her friends every beckon call in the nude, I didn't have intercourse with her best friend but we did just about everything else with my ex in the other room of the house. And to my surprise she wasn't mad just horny.

Fucked my ex in a movie theater.

Fingered my ex and her best friend in movie theater to orgasm together. Later made out with her best friend while my ex blew me. That was the closest I ever came to a three-some.

After cumming in my ex's mouth she would hold the cum in her mouth and kiss me hard sharing it with me while she would mount my still erect cock.

After we broke up I fucked her before a date with her current boyfriend she was dumping, so that after he ate her out she could tell him that he just ate another man's cum.

With a different ex one of the first blowjobs I recd she fingered me without warning which resulted in one the hardest orgasms I had ever had.

With a that same ex I gave and received golden showers.

Was crossed dressed and pegged by her.

She also made sure I would eat her cream pie after sex.

Fucked on the hood of a car in view of a highway.

Licked her pussy, and fucked her while she was on the phone with friend of hers describing what I was doing to her.

Ate out one of her co-workers so that moments later she could see what she tasted like by kissing me.

While with that ex I fucked my past ex so that she could watch us, and taste us by giving me a blowjob just after.

Acted out her rape fantasy, she loved it. I really didn't

Dated a married woman had oral sex, and came on her tits with her husband in the other room.
 
Fucked my ex on the couch under a blanket with her mother 5 feet away.

Fucked my ex in a residential park without cover while the people at a party at a house thats backyard went into the park cheered us on.

Received blowjobs from my ex while driving.

Fingered my ex to orgasm while driving while she was nude. This made it more difficult to drive than the blowjob.

Fucked my ex so that her brothers friends could watch her get laid.

I was bet in a card game by my ex and she lost me for a night in which I had to be her friends every beckon call in the nude, I didn't have intercourse with her best friend but we did just about everything else with my ex in the other room of the house. And to my surprise she wasn't mad just horny.

Fucked my ex in a movie theater.

Fingered my ex and her best friend in movie theater to orgasm together. Later made out with her best friend while my ex blew me. That was the closest I ever came to a three-some.

After cumming in my ex's mouth she would hold the cum in her mouth and kiss me hard sharing it with me while she would mount my still erect cock.

After we broke up I fucked her before a date with her current boyfriend she was dumping, so that after he ate her out she could tell him that he just ate another man's cum.

With a different ex one of the first blowjobs I recd she fingered me without warning which resulted in one the hardest orgasms I had ever had.

With a that same ex I gave and received golden showers.

Was crossed dressed and pegged by her.

She also made sure I would eat her cream pie after sex.

Fucked on the hood of a car in view of a highway.

Licked her pussy, and fucked her while she was on the phone with friend of hers describing what I was doing to her.

Ate out one of her co-workers so that moments later she could see what she tasted like by kissing me.

While with that ex I fucked my past ex so that she could watch us, and taste us by giving me a blowjob just after.

Acted out her rape fantasy, she loved it. I really didn't

Dated a married woman had oral sex, and came on her tits with her husband in the other room.
Great stuff!!!!

:D
 
I have been eaten out by my dogs.....would love to be mounted and knotted by some dogs too....
sorry you asked!!!
 
So I woke up this morning feeling frisky and wanting to play. The hubby informed me he was going to play golf with his buddy and go out to watch some football so I was left alone at home. I logged on here and read a few stories and started to get all hot and bothered. I ended up calling one of my young studs (my son's buddy from another thread) and asking him to come over for some RP. I was in the mood to be seduced by the poolboy. Anyway, I was laying out by the pool with one of my toys when I heard him pull up and walk towards the side gate. So there I was laying out by the pool waiting for him and playing with my toy. I opened my eyes and saw two young studs standing there. I was shocked to see the two of them as I was only expecting one. Sitting in my chair, I slouched a little and told my new stud that I wanted to be licked which he started without hesitation. I upzipped my son's buddy's shorts and started to suck on his big, thick cock. I love thickness. After a few minutes, we laid a blanket on the grass and I got down doggystyle and started to go down on the new guy while the other guy took me from behind. As we were doing it, I thought I noticed my neighbor peeking over the fence and I got totally turned on. She got divorced about a year ago and I don't believe she is dating.
 
After a few minutes, we laid a blanket on the grass and I got down doggystyle and started to go down on the new guy while the other guy took me from behind. As we were doing it, I thought I noticed my neighbor peeking over the fence and I got totally turned on. She got divorced about a year ago and I don't believe she is dating.

My god woman.......you sure know how to make me hard.
I love anything you add here.
Just picturing you in action gives me instant wood.
Now....to get my lady to follow your delicious lead!!! :devil:
 
:( I guess I've lived a very unimaginative sex life. I must do something about that!
 
So I woke up this morning feeling frisky and wanting to play. The hubby informed me he was going to play golf with his buddy and go out to watch some football so I was left alone at home. I logged on here and read a few stories and started to get all hot and bothered. I ended up calling one of my young studs (my son's buddy from another thread) and asking him to come over for some RP. I was in the mood to be seduced by the poolboy. Anyway, I was laying out by the pool with one of my toys when I heard him pull up and walk towards the side gate. So there I was laying out by the pool waiting for him and playing with my toy. I opened my eyes and saw two young studs standing there. I was shocked to see the two of them as I was only expecting one. Sitting in my chair, I slouched a little and told my new stud that I wanted to be licked which he started without hesitation. I upzipped my son's buddy's shorts and started to suck on his big, thick cock. I love thickness. After a few minutes, we laid a blanket on the grass and I got down doggystyle and started to go down on the new guy while the other guy took me from behind. As we were doing it, I thought I noticed my neighbor peeking over the fence and I got totally turned on. She got divorced about a year ago and I don't believe she is dating.


I guess I got caught because I saw my neighbor last night and she asked how my party was over the weekend. Talk about embarrassing! Anyway, she said I should invite her over sometime when I'm having "guests" over for a "party". So I see her again this morning and she says she's taking the day off so I called one of my young studs and told him to bring a friend or two over for us.
 
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So I woke up this morning feeling frisky and wanting to play. The hubby informed me he was going to play golf with his buddy and go out to watch some football so I was left alone at home. I logged on here and read a few stories and started to get all hot and bothered. I ended up calling one of my young studs (my son's buddy from another thread) and asking him to come over for some RP. I was in the mood to be seduced by the poolboy. Anyway, I was laying out by the pool with one of my toys when I heard him pull up and walk towards the side gate. So there I was laying out by the pool waiting for him and playing with my toy. I opened my eyes and saw two young studs standing there. I was shocked to see the two of them as I was only expecting one. Sitting in my chair, I slouched a little and told my new stud that I wanted to be licked which he started without hesitation. I upzipped my son's buddy's shorts and started to suck on his big, thick cock. I love thickness. After a few minutes, we laid a blanket on the grass and I got down doggystyle and started to go down on the new guy while the other guy took me from behind. As we were doing it, I thought I noticed my neighbor peeking over the fence and I got totally turned on. She got divorced about a year ago and I don't believe she is dating.

Truth to be told: you sound like a lot of fun :devil:
 
I guess I got caught because I saw my neighbor last night and she asked how my party was over the weekend. Talk about embarrassing! Anyway, she said I should invite her over sometime when I'm having "guests" over for a "party". So I see her again this morning and she says she's taking the day off so I called one of my young studs and told him to bring a friend or two over for us.

YOUR SHIPMENT OF WIN HAS ARRIVED
 
I guess I got caught because I saw my neighbor last night and she asked how my party was over the weekend. Talk about embarrassing! Anyway, she said I should invite her over sometime when I'm having "guests" over for a "party". So I see her again this morning and she says she's taking the day off so I called one of my young studs and told him to bring a friend or two over for us.


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What a fucking life.......how do i get onto this bus?!?!?
Looking forward to your details on this one babe!!
 
California
Sun
Sex on tap
Unlimited cock
What a fucking life.......how do i get onto this bus?!?!?
Looking forward to your details on this one babe!!

I have a wild side but discretion is important and all my playing is done safely. Discretion is key because I'm a married women.
 
kinkiest thing I can rember, is getting a hand job by a girlfriend under a blanket whilst in the back seat of a car being driven by her parents, or perhaps it was getting ablow job on a bench at porthcawl
 
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