Kinky Self Love

psiberzerker said:
Regardless, I'm a geezer. I couldn't do it if I wanted. I happen to be a tough old bastard, but I believe my fightin' days is over. At least I'd like to hope.

But, can you deliver a sound spanking as an old geezer?

Would you?

;)

Age does nothing but spice things up a bit, IMHO.
 
Eye, lassie, but it isn't polite to end a sentance with a proposition. You honor for even suggesting it.
 
psiberzerker said:
Eye, lassie, but it isn't polite to end a sentance with a proposition. You honor for even suggesting it.

*dies laughing* "proposition" that's TOO good, i HAVE to remember that


but just so ya know, it's "aye" :p
 
psiberzerker said:
Eye, lassie, but it isn't polite to end a sentance with a proposition. You honor for even suggesting it.

*giggles*

I re- read my post three times looking for a PREPostition!

Doh!

:D
 
This thread was fun

So, does anyone else have any ideas or stories?

I now have a little flogger that works quite nicely in those dire circumstances.

;)
 
what a coinky-dink! i just got off the phone with the infamous prof. i gave him a kinky-self-love audio experience. twice. i have to admit it, he sparks my exhibitionist side. it was just the regular type of girly alone time with her eight inch pink friend, so nothing really bdsm about the physical part, but having his voice in my ear telling me to say such dirty things...that was really LOTS of fun.
 
I have read all your posts and have to admit, my naive arrogance had led me to believe I was an expert on self abuse. Now I realise, esp as a newbie sub, although I thought I knew my own body inside and out,(RN, Sexual Health interest) I knew sweet F.A. Even before Sir agreed to take me on as a novice, I had 4 toys, and hood(triangle) piercing and had to relearn my "jilling off" technique. (hard after 15 years) I got my nips pierced to increase sensation,not decoration and I get aggressive with them too.Now I have 7 vibes, not counting the 3 that expired. Sir sets days/times/durations for my "DIY sessions"(we have limited physical time together). He sometimes dictates the positions, the scenes and toys to use.Whether I can orgasm or not, ( I am allowed to request by email or sms, sometimes yay, sometimes nay, sometimes He fucks with my mind by calling after the set time and laughingly claims He was too busy to reply and would have granted permission. He calls out of the blue and says I can cum but only in the 5 minutes after he hangs up)I am a multiple gal ,He even demands that I only cum a set number of times.The whole relationship is based on total honesty and if I err in any way( yeah like who can stop at 2? He knows this),or forget to set the alarm and sleep through the set time( like between 2 and 230 am) I am disciplined accordingly.Well you get the idea.I also have to write a report the next day.So theres no point in my fibbing, it not only does His time/effort/patience and my own learning/exploration/growth an injustice.The early sex toy/shop posts brought a sweet smile to my face as it was one of the first assignments He set me... but I wont go into that now, might if anyone shows an interest but I figure I have raved enough. and its not current subject matter.Hope this was an appropriate entry.Thanks for all the tips and tricks. I am truly in awe of some of you, Miss T, The Gentleman, the Bunnies, Anelize and others.Learning a lot. TY all!Have to do that menthol rub and clothes pins thing. But only from 1030 to 1100.*sigh*

Has anyone heard this before?

Beneath the spreading chestnut tree
The village idiot sat
Amusing himself
By abusing himself
And catching it all in his hat.

Love and Light LCG ...self lover/self abuser....self! self! self!
good thing He wont read this. lol.
 
landcruisergal said:
I have read all your posts and have to admit, my naive arrogance had led me to believe I was an expert on self abuse. Now I realise, esp as a newbie sub, although I thought I knew my own body inside and out,(RN, Sexual Health interest) I knew sweet F.A. Even before Sir agreed to take me on as a novice, I had 4 toys, and hood(triangle) piercing and had to relearn my "jilling off" technique. (hard after 15 years) I got my nips pierced to increase sensation,not decoration and I get aggressive with them too.Now I have 7 vibes, not counting the 3 that expired. Sir sets days/times/durations for my "DIY sessions"(we have limited physical time together). He sometimes dictates the positions, the scenes and toys to use.Whether I can orgasm or not, ( I am allowed to request by email or sms, sometimes yay, sometimes nay, sometimes He fucks with my mind by calling after the set time and laughingly claims He was too busy to reply and would have granted permission. He calls out of the blue and says I can cum but only in the 5 minutes after he hangs up)I am a multiple gal ,He even demands that I only cum a set number of times.The whole relationship is based on total honesty and if I err in any way( yeah like who can stop at 2? He knows this),or forget to set the alarm and sleep through the set time( like between 2 and 230 am) I am disciplined accordingly.Well you get the idea.I also have to write a report the next day.So theres no point in my fibbing, it not only does His time/effort/patience and my own learning/exploration/growth an injustice.The early sex toy/shop posts brought a sweet smile to my face as it was one of the first assignments He set me... but I wont go into that now, might if anyone shows an interest but I figure I have raved enough. and its not current subject matter.Hope this was an appropriate entry.Thanks for all the tips and tricks. I am truly in awe of some of you, Miss T, The Gentleman, the Bunnies, Anelize and others.Learning a lot. TY all!Have to do that menthol rub and clothes pins thing. But only from 1030 to 1100.*sigh*

Has anyone heard this before?

Beneath the spreading chestnut tree
The village idiot sat
Amusing himself
By abusing himself
And catching it all in his hat.

Love and Light LCG ...self lover/self abuser....self! self! self!
good thing He wont read this. lol.

I think I won't be showing this post to Himself... He already has enough ideas!
 
bunny bondage said:
what a coinky-dink! i just got off the phone with the infamous prof. i gave him a kinky-self-love audio experience. twice. i have to admit it, he sparks my exhibitionist side. it was just the regular type of girly alone time with her eight inch pink friend, so nothing really bdsm about the physical part, but having his voice in my ear telling me to say such dirty things...that was really LOTS of fun.

I wish it had been me
 
Okay, I read all the posts (no wonder I never get any work done), and I have something to contribute. I used to live up north, and I once fucked myself with a particularly large icicle (the blunt end). It was quite an experience.
Psia
 
Psia said:
Okay, I read all the posts (no wonder I never get any work done), and I have something to contribute. I used to live up north, and I once fucked myself with a particularly large icicle (the blunt end). It was quite an experience.
Psia

YIKES!
 
Owlz said:

I did it in a hot shower, so the rest of me was nice and warm. The contrast was very interesting, though the icicle did melt a little faster than I would have liked.
Hey, y'all asked for kinky-I delivered. :)
Psia
 
I found that the narrow somewhat blunt point of an icicle, got really *sharp* like a needle after being used in and out. it looked dangerous.

J.
 
PinkOrchid said:
I use clothespins and barrettes or hair clips on my nipples, clit and labia. I also like to use a variety of warming oils. Vicks is a little too mild for me, so I have a collection of oils that very in strength depending on my mood. I'm generally not a serious pain slut, but once in a while I'll pull out the cinnamon oil an make myself scream. Hot wax is also nice.

Some of my clothespins are decorated, and I love to leave them out along with the hairclips I use and have people come in and pick them up and say, "oh, this is nice," lol.

I'll also use anal dildoes without much lube. If I'm worked up enough, I'll put one on the couch and pretty much impale myself on it. I use condoms on my toys, so I use a lubed condom. It has just enough lube so i don't tear anything, but there's still plenty of friction and resistance.

Wow, that was tmi. Oh well :)

I do a lot of that too... I love to masturbate with clothes pins on...
 
I like to masturbate while I am driving on the highway. I like to wear a shirt with buttons so I can unbutton it and lift my breasts one at a time out of my bra and play with them, while I am driving next to trucks. I like to twist and pull my nipples. I like the drivers to watch me. Then I slide my hand into my pants or lift up my skirt and finger fuck myself. I alternate hands and fingers from pussy to tits and lick the cum from my fingers. Truckers go crazy. Sometimes I'll get a whole line of them watching me as I drive. It is a serious rush.
 
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I've got a considerable repertory of autoerotic techniques...

I've done self-bondage since childhood, nothing like the feel of stout chains moving around on your body. Ball-gags and even the occasional nose-hook can add to the sensations.

A bit of CBT is always fun as well; the above mentioned clothspins and similar clamps can be very intense. I enjoy playing with a bit of genital bondage.

Being into the TV stuff, I frequently do all the above while cross-dressed. Usually fantasizing about a stern mistress present to give me orders.

Anal stimulation is fun too, seems to make orgasm more intense and long-lasting. Just personally, I've found smaller works better, dunno why. Too much pressure on the prostate, perhaps.
 
MissTaken said:
Well, I never!

:eek:

Have you ever started a thread and later realized you really shared a bit too much information????

:devil:

Yep but it was a good thread.................:D
 
MissTaken said:
Well, I never!

:eek:

Have you ever started a thread and later realized you really shared a bit too much information????

:devil:

Nothing really wrong with that, is there?

Good to see you back!
 
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