Kneeling, Crawling, and Other Dreadful Things

[Evil_Geoff]

I hate to kneel. It's awkward, uncomfortable, silly, boring, and usually involves domesticated animals coming to investigate an invasion of their altitude.

Exactly so... Although if other slaves are coming to investigate it's a sign of a kind, permissive owner allowing them the freedom to crawl about. *weg*

 

[Quint]

When he doesn't specify, I try to prowl instead of crawl. Think long, slinky movements--it's a lot easier on the hands and knees and I think that's where the "sexy" thing comes in. Kitty moves. Can cover ground faster than short jerky stumbles.

Of course, most of the time it's a moot point because he doesn't want me to look sexy crawling, he wants me to be awkward and ungainly and humiliated. And yes, I channel Bree (Desperate Housewives) every time I am face to face with uncleanliness. Intolerable. But I guess that's why he makes me tolerate it.

 

[NemoAlia]

Improving the crawling experience...Carpet...Put carpet in the hall..

See, if we played at my place, this would be a foregone conclusion. But the man is just so pleased with his hardwood floors. Perhaps kneepads would be an acceptable compromise?

Although if other slaves are coming to investigate it's a sign of a kind, permissive owner...

Or one not-quite-as-jaded-as-he-pretends-to-be albino kitty!

Think long, slinky movements--it's a lot easier on the hands and knees and I think that's where the "sexy" thing comes in.

Oooh, practical advice. This is exactly the sort of thing I really need. Now to go practice my slinkiness...

Wait, does practicing how to crawl in my own living room while nobody's around make me a complete dork?

 

[Guest]

I want to thank each and every one of you for giving me just what I needed to make a story that's been haunting me for MONTHS finally work properly! Lurking through the threads is so very, VERY useful

 

[Proudsubinatl]

Thanks

 

[NemoAlia]

I want to thank each and every one of you for giving me just what I needed to make a story that's been haunting me for MONTHS finally work properly! Lurking through the threads is so very, VERY useful

Neat! Promise to link it when it's up, please?

You are much too hard on yourself. I'm sure no one would consider you a complete dork. Don't forget to close the curtains.

I did close my curtains, particularly since I had decided that practicing in the nude would give me the most realistic experience.

So here's a quick summation of my crawling practice experience: I guess I've figured out (thanks, Quint, et al!) how to look sexy when I crawl. Or at least look less like a arthritic marionette. Now it seems that the next levels involve variable floor surfaces, obstacle courses, and learning to feel that I'm not acting in a B movie.

Still, I bet the Dom in Question will be quite proud at my improvement!

 

[Arden]

I think the description of catlike movements are perfect. I picture the slow, suggestive movements of a panther in heat ... very sexual, sensual and deliberate strides that generate from the core of their inner-being. That dirty floor doesn't even exist in the mind of a cat, so close your eyes, clear your mind and 'become the cat.'

I am allowed to use my slave pillow when kneeling for an extended length of time because of some physical limitations. When we're away from our homes, there are always cushions that can be plucked from a sofa or loveseat to aid in the level of comfort. Then again, there are times when pain is the least thing on my mind. Depending on the heat of the moment, kneeling in a hard shower stall or on a wooden floor can happen without second thought. The stiffness and sore joints often linger for a few days, but I have no regrets.

BTW - if anyone is serious about shelling out $ for knee pads that aren't industrial looking, this product below is designed for figure skaters. They're a bit expensive, but would do the job. They go for about $35.00 each, not sold in pairs.

(photograph) http://proshop.iceskatingworld.com/images/product/large/knee pad_image1.jpg
url: http://proshop.iceskatingworld.com/proshop/product.cfm?prod=12

You know, two bags of marshmallows and lightweight adhesive tape would be more cost effective... and there are plenty of wicked things that could be done with the leftovers.

 

[Proudsubinatl]

Thanks

 

[FurryFury]

See, if we played at my place, this would be a foregone conclusion. But the man is just so pleased with his hardwood floors. Perhaps kneepads would be an acceptable compromise?

Or one not-quite-as-jaded-as-he-pretends-to-be albino kitty!

Oooh, practical advice. This is exactly the sort of thing I really need. Now to go practice my slinkiness...

Wait, does practicing how to crawl in my own living room while nobody's around make me a complete dork?

*HUGS*

This post made me chuckle! The kitty! The asking about being a dork. The if we played at my place. Ah! Great stuff! I so needed to laugh today too!

I think I love you now!

Fury

 

[shy slave]

I have enjoyed reading this thread but I am on the other side of it all.

I love to kneel and crawl.

Sure, crawling is inelegant but if I wanted to be elegant I would wear a long gown and host dinner parties with a very vanilla husband.

Andante has at times offered me a cushion or pillow and I usually refuse.
If kneeling to be fucked or serve him any movement on an additional piece of material increases the shearing force on the skin of your knees. Think pressure sores on bed ridden or fairly immobile people, then imagine the state of your knees after kneeling and licking his cock for over an hour.
Short term gain on comfort means longer term damage to your skin.

Also I enjoy the discomfort of a hard floor, it keeps my mind focused on what I am meant to be focused on.

 

[ObsidianRose]

Damn this wretched thread!!!

Ok...so, I'm a crawler. I admit it. I LOVE it. I REVEL in it. I feel aroused and sexy as hell when I do it. So much so that, a few moments ago, after reading a few posts, I felt compelled to take a few passes down my hallway. Somewhere in the middle of my second pass, the cats joined in with all their fluid gracefulness and arrogantly put me to shame. Still, I felt pretty good about it.

But it occured to me that I didn't really KNOW how I looked when I crawled. So I crawled on in to my bedroom (cats in tow), positioned myself in front of the mirror and crawled toward it. Not bad, O.R.....not bad at all. Relatively graceful, fluid hand motions, nice sway to the hips. I've sooo got this crawling thing down, man. (insert prideful smirk here)

Turned around, crawled back the way I came. I was feeling pretty damned sexy so I turned to give myself a sexy little smirk in the mirror...and....Sweet Jesus!!!





IS THAT MY NAKED ASS???!!!!!! IS THAT WHAT I LOOK LIKE FROM BEHIND????




Needless to say, I believe my crawling days are over! Damn this wretched thread!!!

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

Damn this wretched thread!!!


Turned around, crawled back the way I came. I was feeling pretty damned sexy so I turned to give myself a sexy little smirk in the mirror...and....Sweet Jesus!!!

IS THAT MY NAKED ASS???!!!!!! IS THAT WHAT I LOOK LIKE FROM BEHIND????




Needless to say, I believe my crawling days are over! Damn this wretched thread!!!

...................laughssssss

I bet your waaaaaaaaaaay off base and it looks fine.

awwwwww here you go

~ makes note : don't do what ObsidianRose just did ~

 

[chris9]

Sure, crawling is inelegant but if I wanted to be elegant I would wear a long gown and host dinner parties with a very vanilla husband.

Thanks for the first laugh in the morning.

Damn this wretched thread!!!

Ok...so, I'm a crawler. I admit it. I LOVE it. I REVEL in it. I feel aroused and sexy as hell when I do it. So much so that, a few moments ago, after reading a few posts, I felt compelled to take a few passes down my hallway.
Somewhere in the middle of my second pass, the cats joined in with all their fluid gracefulness and arrogantly put me to shame. Still, I felt pretty good about it.

But it occured to me that I didn't really KNOW how I looked when I crawled. So I crawled on in to my bedroom (cats in tow), positioned myself in front of the mirror and crawled toward it. Not bad, O.R.....not bad at all. Relatively graceful, fluid hand motions, nice sway to the hips. I've sooo got this crawling thing down, man. (insert prideful smirk here)

Turned around, crawled back the way I came. I was feeling pretty damned sexy so I turned to give myself a sexy little smirk in the mirror...and....Sweet Jesus!!!

IS THAT MY NAKED ASS???!!!!!! IS THAT WHAT I LOOK LIKE FROM BEHIND????

Needless to say, I believe my crawling days are over! Damn this wretched thread!!!

I'm very sorry. Don't let it discourage you, keep crawling!
And thank you for the second laugh in the morning.

 

[Blushing Bottom]

shy you are a gem among submissives. I too kneel with pleasure when directed to do so and have done so without being directed to out of the sheer enjoyment I receive from kneeling before my Dominant.

I have not been directed to crawl as yet but will do so with the same pleasure when directed to do so. I have however crawled in a crerbral way when I have displeased a Dominant or have a need to be recognized that goes beyond good manners.

I have enjoyed reading this thread but I am on the other side of it all.

I love to kneel and crawl.

Sure, crawling is inelegant but if I wanted to be elegant I would wear a long gown and host dinner parties with a very vanilla husband.

Andante has at times offered me a cushion or pillow and I usually refuse.
If kneeling to be fucked or serve him any movement on an additional piece of material increases the shearing force on the skin of your knees. Think pressure sores on bed ridden or fairly immobile people, then imagine the state of your knees after kneeling and licking his cock for over an hour.
Short term gain on comfort means longer term damage to your skin.

Also I enjoy the discomfort of a hard floor, it keeps my mind focused on what I am meant to be focused on.

 

[NemoAlia]

shy you are a gem among submissives. I too kneel with pleasure when directed to do so and have done so without being directed to do so out of the sheer enjoyment I receive fron kneeling before my Dominant.

All right, fine. You two make me feel like the whiny three-year-old of submissives. Pbbblth.

The only way I kneel without feeling weird about it is if I'm also doing something else (i.e., servicing him in some way). Just kneeling by itself? My brain starts doing feedback loop-de-loops.

Oh well. At least that makes me very easy to torture!

 

[FurryFury]

Damn this wretched thread!!!

Ok...so, I'm a crawler. I admit it. I LOVE it. I REVEL in it. I feel aroused and sexy as hell when I do it. So much so that, a few moments ago, after reading a few posts, I felt compelled to take a few passes down my hallway. Somewhere in the middle of my second pass, the cats joined in with all their fluid gracefulness and arrogantly put me to shame. Still, I felt pretty good about it.

But it occured to me that I didn't really KNOW how I looked when I crawled. So I crawled on in to my bedroom (cats in tow), positioned myself in front of the mirror and crawled toward it. Not bad, O.R.....not bad at all. Relatively graceful, fluid hand motions, nice sway to the hips. I've sooo got this crawling thing down, man. (insert prideful smirk here)

Turned around, crawled back the way I came. I was feeling pretty damned sexy so I turned to give myself a sexy little smirk in the mirror...and....Sweet Jesus!!!





IS THAT MY NAKED ASS???!!!!!! IS THAT WHAT I LOOK LIKE FROM BEHIND????




Needless to say, I believe my crawling days are over! Damn this wretched thread!!!

OMG!

*spews water*

Um, I think I'd LOVE to see your lovely ass when you are crawling. Come here cutie!

LOL!

Fury

 

[ObsidianRose]

OMG!

*spews water*

Um, I think I'd LOVE to see your lovely ass when you are crawling. Come here cutie!

LOL!

Fury

{{{{{{{{{{{{{Furry}}}}}}}}}}}}}

*runs to Furry sniffing and whining* You shoulda seen it! It was awful!!!

*wails*

 

[NemoAlia]

Come here cutie!

Um, don't you mean: "Go away, cutie!" ???

 

[FurryFury]

{{{{{{{{{{{{{Furry}}}}}}}}}}}}}

*runs to Furry sniffing and whining* You shoulda seen it! It was awful!!!

*wails*

*HUGS*

Aww, honey . . . show me, I bet it's beautiful to me!

Fury

 

[FurryFury]

Um, don't you mean: "Go away, cutie!" ???

How about go back and forth? I never want people I like to go away!

Fury

 

[the captians wench]

Improving the crawling experience...Carpet...Put carpet in the hall..

And then you get those lovely little poke-a-dot looking marks on your knees

 

[Kajira Callista]

And then you get those lovely little poke-a-dot looking marks on your knees

or rug burn...but i figure Ek would like knowing you were marked in some way

 

[the captians wench]

shy you are a gem among submissives. I too kneel with pleasure when directed to do so and have done so without being directed to out of the sheer enjoyment I receive from kneeling before my Dominant.

I love to kneel too. Crawling I'm really indifferent to. But I love to sit for hours kneeling beside my dom friends while I'm at my costume shop. Tho some shifting from time to time is involved, and usually I have to get up and help a customer or go fetch something from the back, but then it's back to my knees kneeling beside who ever is incharge that day. I just love the feeling of it. And it puts me at the perfect hight for petting if he's sitting.

 

[FurryFury]

I pick a church by how often they make you kneel. (JK)

Fury

 

[ObsidianRose]

I pick a church by how often they make you kneel. (JK)

Fury

So, Catholic it is, then?

We Protestants never kneel unless we're going up for an altar call. LOL