Kneeling, Crawling, and Other Dreadful Things

[the captians wench]

Please. I'll take that bet. I bet I would kick ass at roller derby. Submissive roller derby - come on, people would pay money to see that.

I'd just be in it for the ass kicking.

 

[NemoAlia]

I'd just be in it for the ass kicking.

Careful what you wish for, wench. Last time I went to the roller derby (Tornado Alley, woot!) one of the girls broke an arm. And it was just an expo game!

 

[intothewoods]

I'd just be in it for the ass kicking.

I'd be in it for the outfits! Roller derby outfits are so cool!

 

[the_pet]

I'm a crawler, kneeler, can sit at his feet for as long as he pleases, so i have nothing to add other than....


THIS THREAD IS FUNNY AS HELL!

 

[Quint]

..............

 

[lil_slave_rose]

I'm a crawler, kneeler, can sit at his feet for as long as he pleases, so i have nothing to add other than....


THIS THREAD IS FUNNY AS HELL!

oh i can 'sit' at His feet for a very long time, however, kneeling at His feet for more than about 15 minutes sometimes shorter depending on how bad my knee pain is that day, is a totally different story. crawling i do also, but not for long periods of time. at pillow when i'm kneeling has proven to be a god send but i still can't kneel for very long......and i agree, this thread is funny

 

[liberatedslave]

For the bemused Brit over here, WTF is roller derby?

Does it involve skates? steam engines? rolling pins? sumo wrestlers?

 

[AngelicAssassin]

I'm a crawler, kneeler, can sit at his feet for as long as he pleases

• Change sit to kneel.
• Spill a cup of rice on the floor first.
• Now, watch some tube.

Would you prefer a DVD, sitcom, or get out the egg timer and hope he prefers poached?

WTF is roller derby?

Does it involve steam engines? rolling pins?

You've got a sick mind. i like that.

 

[catalina_francisco]

For the bemused Brit over here, WTF is roller derby?

Does it involve skates? steam engines? rolling pins? sumo wrestlers?

Roller skates...

Catalina

 

[CutieMouse]

*****

 

[Lick_My_Kitty]

I have to admit, I hate crawling, most of the time it envolves spreader bars, which I really don't mind, its just the awkwardness of having to move around with them on. My opinion honestly would be to not care of how awkward it may seem, once you let yourself go, to really get into the feeling of it, it can become quite arousing.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

No fair- that made me think of even worse things. LOL

Welcome to the land of mindfuck. Consider my proposal shallow waters. Imagine what lurks in the depths of the Humboldt. Or would you prefer dancing with the sperm whales and Giant Cranch?

 

[CutieMouse]

*****

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Hmm... German Lightvessel, just over 100 years old... plenty of dark cramped spaces for dasterdly things, I'm sure.

(I never said it wasn't nice to think of even wickeder things- just that it wasn't fair. *chuckle*)

Although i like the dark and cramped places thought, i actually meant the depths for these creatures ... http://www.nwf.org/nationalwildlife/article.cfm?issueID=72&articleID=1006

and his/her bigger cousins.

http://www.tonmo.com/images/content/facts-fig8NOSTEAL.jpg

http://norb.homedns.org/nwp/misc_stuff/best_images/pictures/picture-15.jpg

http://www.tonmo.com/images/content/facts-fig3.jpg

http://www.tonmo.com/images/content/facts-fig2.jpg

http://www.tonmo.com/images/content/facts-fig4.jpg

 

[CutieMouse]

*****

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Ew.Bad AA! BAD BAD BAD!

*whispers*

calamari

 

[CutieMouse]

*****

 

[SephStarr]

I think at this point I'm almost grateful for my arthritis! We did briefly discuss kneeling, but it became apparent after about thirty seconds that I Just Couldn't Do It and it hasn't come up again.

 

[callinectes]

I don't find the kneeling itself to be bad but getting up afterwards is a bitch. I spent about 50 minutes on my knees last night, on carpet of course, and my knees and ankles were really stiff for several minutes afterwards.

In all fairness, I was not "holding a pose" during that time. I was busy and moving around a bit. Thankfully poses are not Daddy's thing. That would suck. lol

 

[the_pet]

oh i can 'sit' at His feet for a very long time, however, kneeling at His feet for more than about 15 minutes sometimes shorter depending on how bad my knee pain is that day, is a totally different story. crawling i do also, but not for long periods of time. at pillow when i'm kneeling has proven to be a god send but i still can't kneel for very long......and i agree, this thread is funny

i didn't say i was very good at getting back up after sitting forever getting old

 

[RPMate]

Just to throw in my own two cents worth. I think girls crawling towards you with a lustful look in their eyes is actully pretty hot, but I'm not thinking of anyone crawling on the floor more like on the soft bed.
A female crawling away from you as if pretending to try and escape can also a turn on too, but that's just my own personal opionion.

 

[SweetGigi]

RP, you just nailed it to the floor. I am soo glad I can still crawl and kneel for extended periods of time. 15 yrs of soccer and I've still got it.

*beams*

I have to say that these acts are some of my favorites.

 

[Becca007]

I love to crawl or kneel(at least till my feet fall asleep) I think it's so much fun! You get to prance around and wiggle your bottom and show off. I would crawl everywhere if I was asked to! I want so much to please that I will get rid of any inhibitions I may have to do whatever I'm asked. I've spent time when I'm alone just crawling around knowing what I like and what feels comfortable, I can hold my head up and be proud just as easily as I can look forward or down if I've been naughty and crawling is my punishment...
My long story short...Crawling is great! Just practice and have fun and if you get distracted, then you just have to make sure that next time there isn't anything around to be distracted by!

 

[marieR19]

Ewwwwwwwwwwww, icky pictures!!!!!! Gross!


Unfortunately, I'm one of those that loves kneeling/crawling/etc, but doesn't really get a chance to do it. At least, not with my Mistress, since I don't see Her often.
I think the reason I like it so much has something to do with how much time I spent on my knees, crawling around the house, when I was a kid, pretending to be a puppy. lol
But yeah, I'd love to be made to crawl around, crawl next to Her, etc... *happy sigh*


Heather

 

[subsarah1989]

I think it is Shadow? not sure, it's been a while since I've read the post but she has tiny little spreader bars that fit between the ankles so the pets must take little bitty baby steps every where they go. I would find that just as amusing as crawling.

The appeal of crawling might have something to do with doggie style sex being the norm for most of our evolutionary voyage.

The things you must endure.

it is erotic and elegant; so quite the opposite in my eyes