Kokigami

[WickedEve]

Re: dilemma

Do I suck or blow?

Dr. Sweetwife

You should slowly unfold the penis. It will no longer be its original 6-8 inches, because of all the folding. So after you unfold the entire 17 inches, start by alternating between sucks and blows. If you can't revive it, then hang it up in the living room as a conversation piece.

 

[WickedEve]

Re: Class Action Lawsuit

Sweetwood vs. Wicked Eve Inc.
leaves sixteen parts
still blown in the wind

Sweetbarrister

Can we settle out of court? I'll teach you how to do vulvagami with your tonuge.

 

[Sweetwife]

I'll call it a picasso

Despite much sucking and blowing, I can't seem to get the wrinkles out. I have hung it up as you suggested but it won't lie flat against the wall because of all the foldy marks.

I'll just call it a picasso. What else can I do with THAT thing!

Sweetwidow

 

[Sweetwood]

hard bargains

Wicked you always drive a hard bargain. But as you say, it's the only way to drive.

Sweetwife will appreciate the out of court settlement.

I will expect a terzanelle about vulvagami by the morning or the deal is off.

In the meantime I will console Sweetwife with my yet untalented, untrained tongue.

Sweettongue

 

[WickedEve]

Re: I'll call it a picasso

Despite much sucking and blowing, I can't seem to get the wrinkles out. I have hung it up as you suggested but it won't lie flat against the wall because of all the foldy marks.

I'll just call it a picasso. What else can I do with THAT thing!

Sweetwidow

I almost feel guilty. Hmmm... maybe you could use it as a whip? Sweetwood may like that. Or you can tie him up with it. Uhh... indoor clothesline? A belt? Bungee cord?

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Has WickedEve's unnoficial Japanese consultant, I must warn that VULVAGAMI is nowhere near correct spelling standards...

 

[Sweetwife]

improvement through vulvagami

Oh bless you Wicked, his tongue has always been like a BMW but I've been fancying a Ferrari for some time.

Let the training begin.

Panting Sweetwife

 

[Sweetwife]

vulvagami

Lauren:

is it maybe WulWagaMi?

Sweetwife

 

[WickedEve]

Re: hard bargains

Wicked you always drive a hard bargain. But as you say, it's the only way to drive.

Sweetwife will appreciate the out of court settlement.

I will expect a terzanelle about vulvagami by the morning or the deal is off.

In the meantime I will console Sweetwife with my yet untalented, untrained tongue.

Sweettongue

I think I can do a poem, but I don't know if I can come with a terzanelle that quickly. How about community service? I can teach my genital art to the untalented souls out there.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Unfortunatelly, both V and L sounds are foreign to Japanese language... something along the lines of Pusigami, although awkward, would be more acceptable

 

[WickedEve]

Has WickedEve's unnoficial Japanese consultant, I must warn that VULVAGAMI is nowhere near correct spelling standards...

I'm going to practice my KIKASSOGAMI on you!

 

[Lauren Hynde]

I'm going to practice my KIKASSOGAMI on you!

KIKASSOGAMI is very much within reasonable standards

(please don't hit me, Eve i'm just too bored to write poetry right now. I'm feeling belicose)

 

[WickedEve]

Unfortunatelly, both V and L sounds are foreign to Japanese language... something along the lines of Pusigami, although awkward, would be more acceptable

Kuntigami? Twatigami? Snatchigami? Putangigami?

 

[Sweetwood]

untalented souls

NO... I want it all for me. Since I am a Kokigami casualty, I must have something to make me eminent. Others now have eminent fleshy appendices between their legs, I Vant VulVa Gami.

I want to be a Master of Genital Arts

Sweetpupil

 

[Sweetwood]

Wicked Sama

Do I get colorful belts?

Maybe around the nubbing remains?

Can I?

Man I'd be soooo eminent then

Sweetvain

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Kuntigami? Twatigami? Snatchigami? Putangigami?

Kuntigami? Awkward, but yes;
Twatigami? No
Snatchigami? Almost: Sunachigami
Putangigami? Perfect

 

[WickedEve]

Re: untalented souls

NO... I want it all for me. Since I am a Kokigami casualty, I must have something to make me eminent. Others now have eminent fleshy appendices between their legs, I Vant VulVa Gami.

I want to be a Master of Genital Arts

Sweetpupil

Sweetwoodless, do you think you're ready for a black dildo... I mean a black belt... no dildo was right... in the genital arts?
Are you fast enough to grab your own testicle from your hand, grasshopper?

 

[Sweetwood]

How about Labiagami? asks Sweetwife

 

[WickedEve]

How about Labiagami? asks Sweetwife

Nope! Lauren said the only one that will work is Putangigami. Sweetwife can be the Mistress of Putangigami... unless she prefers you to Master that art.

 

[Sweetwood]

I can snatch the fly

I have been known to snatch the fly out of the air with my testicles.

Anything else you need?

(I really would like the pink dildo though)

Sweetsnatch

 

[Lauren Hynde]

How about Labiagami? asks Sweetwife

Like I said, L is foreign to Japanese, but RABIAGAMI would be pronounced pretty much like Labiagami.

 

[karmadog]

sweetwife said

Now you tell me. I really, really checked everywhere for warning labels. There were none.

It was on a label that read "do not remove under penalty of law".

You may be in big trouble!

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Re: I can snatch the fly

Sweetsnatch

Great, give him a new toy and he starts filling the house with little blue smilies.

 

[Sweetwood]

yup... lalala

 

[Lauren Hynde]