Ladies you will want to sex me up!

[hatara]

Jewelz you are truly priceless hun! You have made this thread!!

 

[wildrose70]

LMAO!!!!!!!! ohh momma!! i KNEW you would totally lose it by reading it!! See my horns poke thru my halo?? *GIGGLE*

this kid is such a punk!

You got it hon....yep I raised u good...he's got a lot to learn about life....and boy he got the wrong bunch of ladies on here!!!!...I mean really!!!!!!!!!!!!! Get a life..haha

 

[Jewelz]

Re: !

Jewelz i have read alot of your posts and i know your not a nasty person.But when someone makes a thread like that they are just asking for sarcastic remarks.On top of that the person who makes the thread shouldnt be all cocky...So i think what youve said was justified...to tell ya the truth it was funny as hell.i am still laughing about the peanut butter..lmao

LOL thanks hon! i think we all should copy and save my post for when we are having a shitty day so we can laugh again~ LOL

 

[sexyspank]

Hey eveyone my name is Scotty, I'm 18 and about to graduate high school and move on to a full ride at fsu. i'm 5'10 200 lbs i can bench 210, and squat 350. i play football, i wrestle and i throw shot put. ladies you will want me. i'm about to goto fsu and im looking for ladies in the tally area so i can fuck them. i love fucking girls and having them give me a bj. i fucked a girl in the ass once and i want to again.

i'm a really good looking guy whose in great shape. i only like fucking girls who are athletes, dancers, cheerleaders or models. if youre one of these girls pm me and we can set something up. since im really attractive i dont fuck fat girls. i will let you blow me though.

Wendy breaks down sobbing uncontrollably .I'm from the UK and I've missed out




Wendy

 

[wildrose70]

Re: !

Jewelz i have read alot of your posts and i know your not a nasty person.But when someone makes a thread like that they are just asking for sarcastic remarks.On top of that the person who makes the thread shouldnt be all cocky...So i think what youve said was justified...to tell ya the truth it was funny as hell.i am still laughing about the peanut butter..lmao

Well I'm glad I got the ball rolling and you must admit he got a lot of attention!!! *laughing yet* peanut butter no less!!!

 

[wildrose70]

Re: Re: Ladies you will want to sex me up!

Wendy breaks down sobbing uncontrollably .I'm from the UK and I've missed out




Wendy

Oh don't cry Wendy...I really don't think you missed much!!!!

 

[HeyChekMeOut]

Sorry

Sorry Wendy ...Ya missed a funny post by JEWELZ...read it and you will laugh again and again.Thanx Jewelz for cheering me up.Now i know who's threads and posts to read when i am feeling down.You are all the best..

 

[tigerjen]

Jewelz......we should send

LMAO!!!! god you are so damn cute jen!!

Awwwww thank you Jewelz!!

anyhow.....I think we should send this dude a lifetime
supply of PEANUT BUTTER........not the lowfat kind
either, no less!



tigerjen

 

[Jewelz]

Jewelz you are truly priceless hun! You have made this thread!!

*kisses darlin* thank you! *curtsies*

 

[Jewelz]

You got it hon....yep I raised u good...he's got a lot to learn about life....and boy he got the wrong bunch of ladies on here!!!!...I mean really!!!!!!!!!!!!! Get a life..haha

LMAO!!!!! omg....im gonna pee myself!!

 

[Jewelz]

Re: Re: Re: Ladies you will want to sex me up!

Oh don't cry Wendy...I really don't think you missed much!!!!

no darlin.....the only thing you miss is if you blink you miss the miniscule brain of his that matchs the size of his penis!

 

[Jewelz]

Re: Jewelz......we should send

Awwwww thank you Jewelz!!

anyhow.....I think we should send this dude a lifetime
supply of PEANUT BUTTER........not the lowfat kind
either, no less!



tigerjen

definately !!! and maybe the chunky kind so at least something has nuts!!!

 

[wildrose70]

LMAO!!!!! omg....im gonna pee myself!!

Well at least it gave us all a good *giggle...mmmmmm general board too??? have to check that out...and he said he wld send you a pic..hehe....

 

[Jewelz]

Well at least it gave us all a good *giggle...mmmmmm general board too??? have to check that out...and he said he wld send you a pic..hehe....

yes, the thread over there will have ya wetting yourself in fits of laughter!! LOLOL.......

and im a fat chick, he wants me to give him head....the problem is it would be over in about 5 seconds cuz his dick is no bigger than my thumbnail!!!!!!!!!

 

[hatara]

And to make matters even worse he posted the exact same lame ad on the Florida Directory. SHEESH

Learn something besides cut and paste Jock!!

 

[HeyChekMeOut]

OUCH!

OMG i am going to split a side from laughing...CHunky peanut butter..lmao....i am sure the peanut butter has bigger nuts ..

 

[tigerjen]

definately !!! and maybe the chunky kind so at least
something has nuts!!!

Oh yes yes yes YES!!!!!

 

[Jewelz]

And to make matters even worse he posted the exact same lame ad on the Florida Directory. SHEESH

Learn something besides cut and paste Jock!!

omg! what a child! but seeeee, i told ya his brain is as big as his dick which is no bigger than the size of my thumbnail!!!!

 

[wildrose70]

OMG jewelz..you mean just because you are a BBW...you only get to give head???? Thats the statement that got me going!! How fucking rude and crude can you be!!!!

 

[johnie ringo]

This is the first post i have put on this sight. I have read many a thread, and untill now, have not found the insperation to respond...I opened this thread out of curiosity to see what kind of whitless wonder would start such a thing. Little did i know that i would fins some of the most outstanding verbal slamming that i have ever seen in my entire life!!!! You women are outstanding and very impressing with your wit!! I bow my head to you all...........

 

[wildrose70]

This is the first post i have put on this sight. I have read many a thread, and untill now, have not found the insperation to respond...I opened this thread out of curiosity to see what kind of whitless wonder would start such a thing. Little did i know that i would fins some of the most outstanding verbal slamming that i have ever seen in my entire life!!!! You women are outstanding and very impressing with your wit!! I bow my head to you all...........

Just one thing honey...you dont mess with these women..LOl....we dont take to insensitve jerks..haha.....I thought it took the cake for rudeness....like he's god;s gift to women!!!

 

[johnie ringo]

We must all have pitty on the poor sap, remember, in life there are many things that we learn as we "mature", class is one of these things....alas this poor boy is still stuck as just an ass

 

[Jewelz]

OMG jewelz..you mean just because you are a BBW...you only get to give head???? Thats the statement that got me going!! How fucking rude and crude can you be!!!!

exactly momma.....i would have ignored his childish ways had i not read his ignorance to women of size....and then his continued woman bashing......and i spose i am just feeding him bait by responding to his thread......but he hasnt won shit.....he has alot to prove and the first thing is explaining to his mommy how he stole her password to her puter!

 

[HighSchoolJock]

Just one thing honey...you dont mess with these women..LOl....we dont take to insensitve jerks..haha.....I thought it took the cake for rudeness....like he's god;s gift to women!!!

i am gods gift to women. if one of you women wasnt fat and in florida you would see that.

 

[Jewelz]

This is the first post i have put on this sight. I have read many a thread, and untill now, have not found the insperation to respond...I opened this thread out of curiosity to see what kind of whitless wonder would start such a thing. Little did i know that i would fins some of the most outstanding verbal slamming that i have ever seen in my entire life!!!! You women are outstanding and very impressing with your wit!! I bow my head to you all...........

well thank ya! i dont usually pride myself in being rude and mean spirited, but well...the devil made me do it!!! yep uh huh!!!!!