Ladies you will want to sex me up!

I think he might be one of those guys who will be stuck
in that "frat boy" thing for life........:D

Hey ladies.....I got a pic of him.......its just his middle
though...no face shot........ :devil:
 
HighSchoolJock said:


i am gods gift to women. if one of you women wasnt fat and in florida you would see that.

Fuck you and the dick you grew on!!!!! the only "Gods gift to women" is their self confidence and self pride!!!!!! Get over yourself already!
 
Jewelz said:


exactly momma.....i would have ignored his childish ways had i not read his ignorance to women of size....and then his continued woman bashing......and i spose i am just feeding him bait by responding to his thread......but he hasnt won shit.....he has alot to prove and the first thing is explaining to his mommy how he stole her password to her puter!

jewelz i just read his thread about the peanut butter and chocolate..and I dammed near did it again...I laughed so hard..he got a lot of action over there too..haha...oh well it's fun for tonite..hehe


you go girl...he dont mess with my gals!!!!!
 
Re: Emerald_eyed

tigerjen said:


I'll be 28 on May 4th!!!!

cool!!! our bdays are only a couple days apart!! :)


tigerjen

WOW WE HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDAY......:D But I will be 46..:(
 
LMAO

your girlfreind told me she has seen more MEAT on a cheese sandwich...is that true?She also said if that thing of yours gets and shorter you will have a scab on your ass.
 
tigerjen said:
I think he might be one of those guys who will be stuck
in that "frat boy" thing for life........:D

Hey ladies.....I got a pic of him.......its just his middle
though...no face shot........ :devil:

be afraid.........be very afraid.......
im sure he stole it from the net!:D
 
HighSchoolJock said:


i am gods gift to women. if one of you women
wasnt fat and in florida you would see that.

Uhoh....not only he's still going on and on about the
size issue, but he's "restricting" himself to region,
which is because he's going to college in Florida.....however,
there are lovely women all over this country and the world
that are beautiful in many ways!!!!
 
Re: LMAO

HeyChekMeOut said:
your girlfreind told me she has seen more MEAT on a cheese sandwich...is that true?She also said if that thing of yours gets and shorter you will have a scab on your ass.

OMG THIS IS TOO FUCKING HILARIOUS...I'm dying here...laughing me ass off...:p
 
wildrose70 said:


jewelz i just read his thread about the peanut butter and chocolate..and I dammed near did it again...I laughed so hard..he got a lot of action over there too..haha...oh well it's fun for tonite..hehe


you go girl...he dont mess with my gals!!!!!

LOLOL!!!!!!!!! SMooches momma!!
 
Re: LMAO

HeyChekMeOut said:
your girlfreind told me she has seen more MEAT on a cheese sandwich...is that true?She also said if that thing of yours gets and shorter you will have a scab on your ass.

Omg omg omg!!!!!!!!! that is so fucking good!!!!!!!! i love it!!!!
 
Jewelz said:
Ohhh the fresh innocence of boys. It really makes my flower drip the purest nectar. Scotty, you make me tingle all over!! Like, oh my god! I, like, want you to, like, fuck me hard, like in every nook and cranny of my jelly rolls!! Cuz like, I have never been with a a little boy before especially like, oh my god, like, you! So hard and so like, oh my god!! *squealing with excitement* I know you said you didnt like fat chicks, but like, if you gave me a chance, I would even like, let you watch me jiggle!!!!! You would melt dude! Those fatties you have been with, are like, dude, they were just trying to like, umm, find your miniscule dick!!!!!!!! And oh my god! I love to eat cock and I will beg you to coat it in peanut butter, cuz like, im fat and I can eat alot of cock that way.....Ohh wait, its ok, dont cry, I know you are, like, way small, but i have a big appetite, almost as big as my titties!!! You would love them smothered in your fresh assed face while I shove my 9" vibe up your fuckin dickless wonder ass!!!!!!! Ohh and as a former cheerleader, I could win the competition hands down....what competition you ask? *wicked laugh*.......sitting on you til your balls turn blue and rot the fuck off!!! Go on little boy....the only pussy you will find with an attitude like yours is the local pound.....

Have a good day!

***************************
he has this same stupid thread over on the general board......above is exactly how i responded over there!!!! :D

LMFAO........OMG.......TOOOOOOOOO FUNNNNNNYYYY.....VERY GOOD..JEWELZ.....:D :D
 
well I came into this thread 3 pages too late ...BUT...LMAO@Jewelz...t'is the only language hormonally challenged boys can understand:D


HighSchoolJock
Kindergarten is this way------------->
Hope you graduate sandbox hon:rolleyes:
 
I think if he's god's gift to women, that HE should
strip and shake what his mama gave him! ;)

tigerjen
 
1sexylady said:


LMFAO........OMG.......TOOOOOOOOO FUNNNNNNYYYY.....VERY GOOD..JEWELZ.....:D :D

I cant stop laughin!!!!!! im so glad i was able to give so many a good laugh before the day is over!!!!!:D
 
AzureSky said:
well I came into this thread 3 pages too late ...BUT...LMAO@Jewelz...t'is the only language hormonally challenged boys can understand:D


HighSchoolJock
Kindergarten is this way------------->
Hope you graduate sandbox hon:rolleyes:


I love it!!! the Sandbox!!! There is plenty of sand in
Florida! :D
 
AzureSky said:
well I came into this thread 3 pages too late ...BUT...LMAO@Jewelz...t'is the only language hormonally challenged boys can understand:D


HighSchoolJock
Kindergarten is this way------------->
Hope you graduate sandbox hon:rolleyes:

ohh couldnt have said it better myself!!!! :kiss:

ohh Azure darlin.....that AV has me turned on!! ;)
 
HighSchoolJock said:
YOu girls couldnt afford me

Oh yeah???? How much??

I'm from CT....practically the richest state in the
country, kiddo.....how much????

:devil:
 
Re: Re: Ladies you will want to sex me up!

sexyspank said:




Wendy breaks down sobbing uncontrollably .I'm from the UK and I've missed out




Wendy

OH SWEET WENDY.....You have missed nothing...believe me nothing.....:D
 
Jewelz said:


Fuck you and the dick you grew on!!!!! the only "Gods gift to women" is their self confidence and self pride!!!!!! Get over yourself already!

Jewelz,
Temper temper....U allways seem so composed..Why would you let such a simple minded person get any reaction out of you? From his profound use of the english language, it's obvious that he is probably no more than 14, and is sitting at his keyboard projecting his ignorance while holding his blankie and sucking his thumb!!!!!!!! Keep smiling, love your self and dont let others of lesser minds and shallow hearts affect you;)
 
grrrr

This schmuck really knows how to win over you wonderful ladies..He soooo smooth.how can you all resist his sweet charm.I am a guy and i cant charm you ladies like he does.i gotta ask him how he does it..You think he could give me some lessons.
 
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