Ladies you will want to sex me up!

Re: Duckie

AzureSky said:
Thankyou my sweetprince
Every day that goes by that I bless and treasure your friendship, It is wonderful men like you that make it a pleasure to come here:kiss:

So keep at him what is behind the duck is as wonderful as he is a person:rose:

ok both you and rose have me totally speachless.

Blushing like mad and feeling very humbled.

*hugs* to you both

/wave
QuickDuck
 
Re: Re: Duckie

QuickDuck said:


ok both you and rose have me totally speachless.

Blushing like mad and feeling very humbled.

*hugs* to you both

/wave
QuickDuck

Awwwwwwwww hon...u know we love ya.....your so good to Rose!!!:kiss: :kiss:
 
Amen to that!!

Jewelz said:
Ohhh the fresh innocence of boys. It really makes my flower drip the purest nectar. Scotty, you make me tingle all over!! Like, oh my god! I, like, want you to, like, fuck me hard, like in every nook and cranny of my jelly rolls!! Cuz like, I have never been with a a little boy before especially like, oh my god, like, you! So hard and so like, oh my god!! *squealing with excitement* I know you said you didnt like fat chicks, but like, if you gave me a chance, I would even like, let you watch me jiggle!!!!! You would melt dude! Those fatties you have been with, are like, dude, they were just trying to like, umm, find your miniscule dick!!!!!!!! And oh my god! I love to eat cock and I will beg you to coat it in peanut butter, cuz like, im fat and I can eat alot of cock that way.....Ohh wait, its ok, dont cry, I know you are, like, way small, but i have a big appetite, almost as big as my titties!!! You would love them smothered in your fresh assed face while I shove my 9" vibe up your fuckin dickless wonder ass!!!!!!! Ohh and as a former cheerleader, I could win the competition hands down....what competition you ask? *wicked laugh*.......sitting on you til your balls turn blue and rot the fuck off!!! Go on little boy....the only pussy you will find with an attitude like yours is the local pound.....

Have a good day!

***************************
he has this same stupid thread over on the general board......above is exactly how i responded over there!!!! :D
Oh Jewelz, you have totally said it all.... this little boy definetly has lots of growing up to do and you definetly put him in his place....Totally Awesome. :rose:
 
Re: Amen to that!!

Mistress ReNae said:
Oh Jewelz, you have totally said it all.... this little boy definetly has lots of growing up to do and you definetly put him in his place....Totally Awesome. :rose:

*curtsies*......why thank you!! :kiss:
 
wow, I missed a lot

Gheesh, go home for the night and come back to all this ogre-bashing and love fest. I love it.

First Momma Rose, I love your ass.... err.... av. Well, you know how I feel about you, momma honey.

Second, Azure... We sure need to get acquainted. You are devine.

Jewelz and Mistress Renae, you know how I feel about the two of you babes. Love ya both.

And I guess the rotten little boy ran home to hide under his rock like the slimy snail he is. LOL. Good riddance.
At least he did do one nice thing, I now have new babes to drool over. Muwaa.... :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:

Love ya all and if I missed someone then PM me and I'll make it up to you ;)
 
Morning baby...love my ass do ya??? Your not alone..lol....yes the little shit did one good thing...got us acquainted!!!;)

Besides I think the *kid* is still in grade school!!! :devil:

I want to hear more about your story with Lipstick..is she out your way now...that was really a *hot* story...MMMMMMMMMM I was green with envy!!!:kiss:
 
more about the Candy Ride?

wildrose70 said:

I want to hear more about your story with Lipstick..is she out your way now...that was really a *hot* story...MMMMMMMMMM I was green with envy!!!:kiss:


Well, let's just say that Candy is in California, but up by San Francisco. I'm in Los Angeles. Today is our one week anniversary of our first kiss (and many other things)

I spent the most wonderful two days of my life with her. I think she feels the same. She says she does. Only time will tell if you get together again. If we get together again, someone call the Fire department. We're going to be so hot.
 
Re: more about the Candy Ride?

Lance Hardrock said:



Well, let's just say that Candy is in California, but up by San Francisco. I'm in Los Angeles. Today is our one week anniversary of our first kiss (and many other things)

I spent the most wonderful two days of my life with her. I think she feels the same. She says she does. Only time will tell if you get together again. If we get together again, someone call the Fire department. We're going to be so hot.


MMMMMmm well at least your in the same state now...I'm so happy for both of you....hope it works out....it sounded like you were both very happy!!!!!!! I'll be on call with the firehose!!! lol
 
the little boy will change his mind

I bet when he gets to FSU hell wish he got C.I.T.A. cock in the ass lol
 
Re: the little boy will change his mind

aim2pleaseu said:
I bet when he gets to FSU hell wish he got C.I.T.A. cock in the ass lol


OMG...good one hon!!!!! maybe thats all he will get..and I hope it's a *fat* one hehe:devil:
 
sheesh

and us younger guys wonder why we get such a hard time when approaching a woman with more experience. I have been with women of all ages and body types in my brief stint on this earth, and I wouldnt trade any one of those experiences for anything...It's unfortunate that the attitude of some people today would shield them from maybe having the most fulfilling experience of their lives. The erotic shockwaves i once recieved from a "fat" woman still give me aftershocks to this day...two things can be inferred though:

A. This dolt is probably 15, and harmless (well except to his potential at ever getting laid)

B. More for me :) keep those blinders on baby...more BOYS like you mean more unfulfilled women looking for a man that can do the job right


CHEERS!
 
Good post..and I couldnt agree more...being an older women with younger lovers....

Think he is sitting in his highchair>>>>lol...he needs to wise up and fast!!!
 
Re: Hey now

Lance Hardrock said:



Hey, some of guys wouldn't mind an occasional CITA.

LOL
:p :p

I knew there was something I liked about you, Lance...

(big grin)
:kiss:
 
there is lots

pipercatt said:


I knew there was something I liked about you, Lance...

(big grin)
:kiss:


Oh Piper, you know there is a lot about me to like and to love and to lick and to lash and to <searching for more "L" words> but you get the idea, honey.

:p
 
Re: there is lots

Lance Hardrock said:



Oh Piper, you know there is a lot about me to like and to love and to lick and to lash and to <searching for more "L" words> but you get the idea, honey.

:p

Laugh (with)
Long (for)
Lean (into)
Lace (up)
Load (?)
Lay
Lap
Lead
Linger
Lip

:D
 
see now?

Well there you go. That just shows you women are smarter than us men. LOL.

Great choice of words. Should I use them all in a paragraph for you?
 
Re: see now?

Lance Hardrock said:
Well there you go. That just shows you women are smarter than us men. LOL.

Great choice of words. Should I use them all in a paragraph for you?

You honor me, Lance. Thank you.
 
poor boy got into a flamefest with Liters...here's what remains...:D


overclocking.gif
 
I love it!

Funny graphic...w/ the computer flaming out and burning
its user!!!! hehehehheehheheh :devil: :D

tigerjen
 
you girls may be talking shit about me but some of you are pmming me too. you know who you are. and youre glad you did
 
HighSchoolJock said:
you girls may be talking shit about me but some of you are pmming me too. you know who you are. and youre glad you did

Well I know it is not ME!!!!!! Sweetheart....click your heels again...and say *I wish I could get laid...I wish I could get laid* Maybe your dreams will come true..:p
 
1sexylady said:


Well I know it is not ME!!!!!! Sweetheart....click your heels again...and say *I wish I could get laid...I wish I could get laid* Maybe your dreams will come true..:p

*hugs* sexy :rose:

Actually, i could imagine him in a nice pair of stillettos ;)
 
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