Ladies you will want to sex me up!

you know at first when you started this SAME thread in the G.B. I thought it was a joke. NOW, you've done much worse than insult people. I'm not going to stand up for them, I'm sure they are doing a fine job as it is, but you asshole are utterly repulsive. You don't deserve to live in the U.S. much less at all. If i knew who you were, I'd probably come cut your fucking balls off.

Penny:kiss:
 
Dear Mr Tick Dick...(yes, that means you jockstrap),

When you grow up and enter the adult world one can only hope that you will outgrow your verbal constipation and your oppressive, small minded foolishness. If not, I would render that you would have a catastrophic outcome of a mundane, loathsome and miserable life.

What you have given the many that frequent Literotica is a taste of your orgy of indignity, mutilation of decency, and stultifying rubbish. What leaves your mouth is basic malodorous stench which is appalling, hideous and a bunch of tasteless nonsense.

You, child, need an education of couth, decency and simple good taste and appeal. You lack the above. In fact, I for one, find you quite depraved, vulgar, deplorable and lets not forget detestable.

So, in closing, while you think you have the upper hand because you have seemingly have gotten a rise out of many here at Literotica, frankly, you dont have a thing. One can only hope that someone will take a two by four and smack it generously on that egotiscal, lame ass excuse of a brain you have.

For your convienence, here is a link to a great online source just in case you may have a slight understanding disability that might hinder you from comprehending the use of such big words! Its ok, maybe some day you will have the skills to graduate from tick dick to a milli pete ;) Heres the link little boy... www.yourdictionary.com

By all due respect, have a great day.
:D
 
Jewelz said:
Dear Mr Tick Dick...(yes, that means you jockstrap),

When you grow up and enter the adult world one can only hope that you will outgrow your verbal constipation and your oppressive, small minded foolishness. If not, I would render that you would have a catastrophic outcome of a mundane, loathsome and miserable life.

What you have given the many that frequent Literotica is a taste of your orgy of indignity, mutilation of decency, and stultifying rubbish. What leaves your mouth is basic malodorous stench which is appalling, hideous and a bunch of tasteless nonsense.

You, child, need an education of couth, decency and simple good taste and appeal. You lack the above. In fact, I for one, find you quite depraved, vulgar, deplorable and lets not forget detestable.

So, in closing, while you think you have the upper hand because you have seemingly have gotten a rise out of many here at Literotica, frankly, you dont have a thing. One can only hope that someone will take a two by four and smack it generously on that egotiscal, lame ass excuse of a brain you have.

For your convienence, here is a link to a great online source just in case you may have a slight understanding disability that might hinder you from comprehending the use of such big words! Its ok, maybe some day you will have the skills to graduate from tick dick to a milli pete ;) Heres the link little boy... www.yourdictionary.com

By all due respect, have a great day.
:D

youre still fat
 
Ladies, Let's drop this thread and have some fun.. It deserves no more attention. Believe me, we are done with him. I cursed him good. He's fucked now, I promise.
 
eroticfiction said:
Ladies, Let's drop this thread and have some fun.. It deserves no more attention. Believe me, we are done with him. I cursed him good. He's fucked now, I promise.


Phewwww!!
I think we wore this thread out to shreds!!!!! :D
 
ROFLMAO @ this thread

MMMMM, Jewelz is on fire...:p :p :p

Be easy on him ladies ;)

Most men don't learn what romance, passion and caring is until we hit 25-30 yrs old, lol. About that same time we actually start thinking with something other than our dicks...lol.

FSU Boy...from one guy to another, loose your 'tude a bit, and FSU will be plentiful pickings. Certainly you are entitled to have your own ideal female in mind, but bashing anyone that doesn't fit your mold is a pretty juvenile way to go about it.

Seriously guy, there are alot of terrific women on this board that you would never meet because of your biased standards. Jewelz is one of them, a wonderful lady.

I'm not preaching, but you should try a little tact, dropping compliments will get you a hell of alot farther than making shitty ass remarks.
 
Re: ROFLMAO @ this thread

Gunner Dailey said:
MMMMM, Jewelz is on fire...:p :p :p

Be easy on him ladies ;)

Most men don't learn what romance, passion and caring is until we hit 25-30 yrs old, lol. About that same time we actually start thinking with something other than our dicks...lol.

Sorry, but that is a LAME excuse for this "human being", or for any guy to be honest.

Penny:kiss:
 
Re: Re: ROFLMAO @ this thread

pennynam said:


Sorry, but that is a LAME excuse for this "human being", or for any guy to be honest.

Penny:kiss:

If you knew me, you would certainly know that I am not making any excuses for this individual.
 
Re: ROFLMAO @ this thread

Gunner Dailey said:
MMMMM, Jewelz is on fire...:p :p :p

Be easy on him ladies ;)

Most men don't learn what romance, passion and caring is until we hit 25-30 yrs old, lol. About that same time we actually start thinking with something other than our dicks...lol.

FSU Boy...from one guy to another, loose your 'tude a bit, and FSU will be plentiful pickings. Certainly you are entitled to have your own ideal female in mind, but bashing anyone that doesn't fit your mold is a pretty juvenile way to go about it.

Seriously guy, there are alot of terrific women on this board that you would never meet because of your biased standards. Jewelz is one of them, a wonderful lady.

I'm not preaching, but you should try a little tact, dropping compliments will get you a hell of alot farther than making shitty ass remarks.

darlin gunner, ive wasted my last breath on his juvenile antics. :)

I totally am in agreement with your statement about his entitlement to want and desire any type of woman he chooses. We all have personally preferences. but to be so bold as to demean women of size and actually women period, is shallow.

Thank you for the wonderful compliment. :kiss:
 
hmmmmmm....they give computers to anyone I see...is he even old enough to legally come here?
while he might not have the biggest dick...he certainly is the "Biggest Dick" hands down...LOL :D
 
I am here and trying to decide who he is calling dumb!! That was a quote from someone else to Jewelz...but never the less...you don't call women of Lit *cunt's* if you know whats good for you ...young man ....and I use that term loosely....better wash your mouth out and watch it...you know there are a lot of men on Lit that won't stand for that kind of talk to their LADIES!!!!
And thats what they all are...they have so much more to offer than some young punk ass kid...without a brain to call his own!!!!

I don't get pissed off very easily...but when I do....it's definately not something you want to risk!!!!!!
 
wildrose70 said:


I don't get pissed off very easily...but when I do....it's definately not something you want to risk!!!!!!

I still think he is Daterape and is just pulling everyone's chain.

But go get him Rose.
 
wildrose70 said:
I am here and trying to decide who he is calling dumb!! That was a quote from someone else to Jewelz...but never the less...you don't call women of Lit *cunt's* if you know whats good for you ...young man ....and I use that term loosely....better wash your mouth out and watch it...you know there are a lot of men on Lit that won't stand for that kind of talk to their LADIES!!!!
And thats what they all are...they have so much more to offer than some young punk ass kid...without a brain to call his own!!!!

I don't get pissed off very easily...but when I do....it's definately not something you want to risk!!!!!!

dats my momma.....you dont mess with her or her family!!!!!!
 
Re: grrrr

HeyChekMeOut said:
This schmuck really knows how to win over you wonderful ladies..He soooo smooth.how can you all resist his sweet charm.I am a guy and i cant charm you ladies like he does.i gotta ask him how he does it..You think he could give me some lessons.

He can't give you anything that a kick upside the head with steel-toed boot would solve...

Or maybe a shot of penicillian..

:rolleyes:
 
A word to the wise

Nobody, I mean nobody, insults the ladies here on LIT without arousing my anger and venom.

So little tick dicky boy, go play with yourself because nobody here is going to waste anymore time on you.
Just where do you get off coming on here and calling people names? Who do you think you are?

I don't know who you think you are, but you're a childish, probably inbred, redneck who doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground.

That's your one and only warning from me.


NOW GET LOST
 
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Re: A word to the wise

Lance Hardrock said:
Nobody, I mean nobody, insults the ladies here on LIT without arousing my anger and venom.

(snip)

That's your one and only warning from me.


NOW GET LOST

Good god, Lance, would you please send out word of warning when you change your AV...my heart just dropped to my nether region...

:kiss:
 
Let's talk

pipercatt said:


Good god, Lance, would you please send out word of warning when you change your AV...my heart just dropped to my nether region...

:kiss:


Oh Piper baby, let's talk about your nether region. Shall we?

:p :p :kiss:
 
Wow I'm gone for a few minutes and our *knight's* in shining armor come to the rescue!!!!

See kid I told you ...you don't mess with the Ladies on Lit...or my family!!!!!
Thanks guys!!!:kiss: :kiss:
 
!

LAst time i posted on this thread there was only 3 pages...Is Jock strap still being sarcastic .?well just wanted to say hi to everyone..
ciao
 
Not exactly

HeyChekMeOut said:
LAst time i posted on this thread there was only 3 pages...Is Jock strap still being sarcastic .?well just wanted to say hi to everyone..
ciao


I don't call insults "being sarcastic."

This kid doesn't belong here unless he changes his ways very much. This is a community, a family, a place to have fun. Sarcasm is one thing, insults simply don't belong here.
 
NOBODY but Nobody messes with the ladies on lit.. especially momma Rose and Jewelz.. and some punk ass little shit that isn't wet behind the ears better go hide and find a new place to play because the big dogs will eat him up... grow up little boy and move on....

Gr8dad2:devil:
 
gr8dad2 said:
NOBODY but Nobody messes with the ladies on lit.. especially momma Rose and Jewelz.. and some punk ass little shit that isn't wet behind the ears better go hide and find a new place to play because the big dogs will eat him up... grow up little boy and move on....

Gr8dad2:devil:

:kiss: to my daddy!! love ya darlin!
 
gr8dad2 said:
NOBODY but Nobody messes with the ladies on lit.. especially momma Rose and Jewelz.. and some punk ass little shit that isn't wet behind the ears better go hide and find a new place to play because the big dogs will eat him up... grow up little boy and move on....

Gr8dad2:devil:


Ohhhh god we luv ya Gr8dad..sic em...I tried to warn his punk ass..lol...he was good for a few laughs...but nobody should insult other people on here.....Thanks to all our *champions*:kiss: :kiss: :rose:
 
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