Lancecastor
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3Rd Place
In third place, a classic dick-hanger.....Cym and Quint and Ebony....and nobody gets laid. Cruel cruel cruel fate of fates!
Congratulations Quint....You're a Weiner!
In third place, a classic dick-hanger.....Cym and Quint and Ebony....and nobody gets laid. Cruel cruel cruel fate of fates!
Congratulations Quint....You're a Weiner!
Quint said:I'm in a giddy state of awe to find myself in a room with two of the most vivacious, verbose ladies of the Lit world: Ebonyfire and cymbidia. I glance from one idol to the other, mouth open, eyes wide. Eventually I notice the awkward silence.
Ebonyfire stands, giving the two of us scornful looks--oh, I almost faint with delight--and says, "I don't do chicks." She storms out of the room.
cym and I exchange a shrug and move towards each other. And stop. I look at her. "Um, you do something."
"No, you do something."
"But I begged nicely!"
"No you didn't either...besides, I've been doing this for longer than you've been born. You do something!"
We sit in frustration, glaring sullenly, wishing....just wishing...that either of us were switches.