Last sex toy you bought?

A little rose vibrator for my wife’s book club gift exchange. Small e out to wrap and put on the table with nobody noticing.

Wife doesn’t know either
 
I got a little bullet vibrator to stick up my ass while I'm jerking off. But I really want to invest in something bigger. I'm always sitting up while I'm choking my chicken, so I'm not sure what toy would work best for that. Don't want to go to the ER to have them fish some vibrating thing out of my asshole! "One in a million shot, doc! One in a million!"

Any guesses what that's from? I'm sure more than a few of you remember that episode...
Great Seinfeld ref. Also, I bought three graduated metal plugs, only needed the biggest...lol. Anyhoo put it in for some playtime, it felt really good, I was clenching, and flexing. Went to pull it out, and half the outer jewelled part was going into my ass!!! I was able to get two fingers inside, and grip it, and get it out, be awhile before I'll play with that. 😬
 
I bought this thing: https://shop.lionsden.com/p/481799/1304412/silicone-double-rider

Now, obviously this can be strapped onto a partner’s cock for double penetration fun, but I wanted to achieve double penetration with my sex machine as well. All of the double penetration dildos that utilize Vac U Lock I found were made of cheap PVC. I hate that stuff. It is porous and breaks down over time, meaning it’s a bacteria trap. This toy that I bought is non porous silicone, and I plan to just strap it to my silicone dildo.
 
Have you had it cum inside you yet? That must be so much fun…
I don’t remember. Have to remind myself again (or the hundredth time). Just kidding. It was sensational. I came for the 2nd time when the dildo exploded inside me.
Although you need a little modification on the tube since it’s too long making the jet of the cum a little bit weak.
 
I don’t remember. Have to remind myself again (or the hundredth time). Just kidding. It was sensational. I came for the 2nd time when the dildo exploded inside me.
Although you need a little modification on the tube since it’s too long making the jet of the cum a little bit weak.
Does it have premature ejaculation? :D ;)
 
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