Last time you got a blow job?

[Edensgarden]

Just quoting for posterity. Need to preserve the past and all that. That being said, I don't think it counts if it's not irl. At least, the cops told me they couldn't arrest my neighbor for killing me in a dream, it had to be in real life. I think that's bullshit, personally.

I was just thinking the same thing.

I happened to give a very real bj this morning. Although, since I swallowed the evidence, there is no real proof at this point...not even pics....damn!

 

[saskatuna1]

approximately 3 hours ago, I'd say?

 

[GBPFan1975]

In a dream, a couple of weeks ago.

In real life, it's been about 5 months ago, end of July.

 

[Hubs_in_hose]

too damn long.

Wife is not fond of doing it for me

 

[C2W]

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I was just thinking about the last time I got ANY oral---,
has to have been eight years now.
Damn no wonder I'm so bi-curious eh???

 

[MatthewVett]

I was just thinking the same thing.

I happened to give a very real bj this morning. Although, since I swallowed the evidence, there is no real proof at this point...not even pics....damn!

Maybe you can do a reenactment of the incident, like Unsolved Mysteries always used to have.

 

[bootlover65]

doesn't have to be irl either.

working on it now... stay tuned...

 

[Edensgarden]

Maybe you can do a reenactment of the incident, like Unsolved Mysteries always used to have.

That is exactly what I need to do. A video has already been discussed.

This time I'll make sure to not tamper with the evidence. However, being penalized for tampering might not be such a bad thing either.

 

[mike2010fc]

.....

 

[ijltfas]

Its been awhile (months) since I've had a wet, warm, willing mouth massaging my cock

 

[blue80driver]

last night

 

[eastsidegent]

A good one, to completion? About 20 years ago. I dream about getting one every day. My wife has issue with giving them as any more than part of foreplay.

 

[Biker_Type]

tuesday morning, overdue for another my need to be ready & waiting when my OL gets home!

 

[RepressedGuy]

Last night, and it was a good one (aren't they all?) Whatever my SO lacks in her willingness to play rough, she definitely loves to suck a cock.

 

[Pj2424143]

I can't even remember, I think she is allergic to cock( maybe its just mine) she lives my tongue though

 

[SeymourBush]

About 5 years. To completion, probably 25 years.

Marriage has a way of doing that.

 

[BelaKarloff]

About a month ago.

 

[Bobarino74]

About 2 hours ago my wife is an expert and makes me cum so hard

 

[HayleyLuvsSex]

Been a couple of weeks since I last gave one.

 

[need_2_cum]

Tis better.........

Been a couple of weeks since I last gave one.

Tis better to give than recieve.........I'll do the sacrifice & recieve?......

 

[sans_sheriff]

Summer of '99. Not angry about that at all.

/snark

 

[lilsarah_91]

I lack the equipment to get a blowjob. However, the last time I gave one was about 3 hours ago.

 

[StickyNickel]

Oh geez. Probably about a month ago. It's unfortunate.

 

[StickyNickel]

Last night, and it was a good one (aren't they all?) Whatever my SO lacks in her willingness to play rough, she definitely loves to suck a cock.

I don't know. There are a lot of women out there who are terrible at giving head.

 

[Miles Long]

I'm imaginarily blowing myself right now. Why am I blowing myself in my imagination? Because - in my imagination - I can.