Last words spoken out loud with no one around

[ICantLeafYou]

Cocksucker.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Yeah, I’m getting drunk tonight

 

[_valkyrie_]

Out of the woodwork, it appears.

 

[Apisto42]

Huh, look at that.

 

[Xerxes82]

Wow.

I don't know what on Earth that was, but I'm relatively sure I want no part of it. Nope.

 

[SissyBrandi19]

I love you, my little Budster-bean!

(to my super kewl kitteh-cat, Buddy Guy)

 

[PotNoodle79]

Go to bed dickhead

(To myself)

 

[Wandering_Sen]

"Oh Baby..."

(after reading a text from my missus)

 

[fsa52]

Nice job there, mister!

 

[angelofthenorth]

I can do it alone, i always do. I've learned how to carry groceries, pain, memories, solitude, compliance sometimes all at once. I've figured out how to untangle things no one else noticed they were knotted. i answer own questions, fight my own doubts, cheer myself when the silence is too loud. People say you're so strong, like it's a gift, and not something i've built brick by brick when no one showed up. But yes, i can do it alone.

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

I don’t know what that means.

 

[beachlights44]

Where the hell did I put my wallet

 

[Wandering_Sen]

STAIRS!

(Me to my 13 year old stubborn mule of a dog as he tries to get on the couch)

 

[mnbreastluver]

I hope they are alright

 

[NudieUser]

No she’s got the date there wrong

 

[cheekygirl75]

Ah, nice! (A reaction to meetings being canceled.)

 

[Wandering_Sen]

For frell's sake.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Aaaarhhh!!!!!

 

[kathyisgr65]

Where's my good phone charger

 

[mnbreastluver]

Where’s her good toy charger.
Wait I read that wrong. Ummm, never mind.

 

[_valkyrie_]

"Should have picked up food on the way."

 

[MissMaidenMinx]

Well I'm already paying 770 a fortnight so 800 a fortnight might actually be manageable

 

[SimplyMsT]

Son of a biscuit eater

 

[Apisto42]

Where the fuck is it?

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Fuck you

To the driver in the SUV oblivious to what they did wrong