Last words spoken out loud with no one around

[MedicalMuse]

does he get punched in the nose a lot or do a lot of cocaine?

Neither. She just snores like a freight train.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Neither. She just snores like a freight train.

I would much rather that than them passing gas! Dog farts are freakin horrible!

 

[TunnelKing089]

You watching the weather again?

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

You say it often enough - never write any of it down!!

First rule of murderizing - don’t write anything down.

This would be for people I don't actually murder. So if I get questioned, I will have an alibi. "Officer, these are the people I want to murder."

 

[barefootgirl69]

This would be for people I don't actually murder. So if I get questioned, I will have an alibi. "Officer, these are the people I want to murder."

Tell them it's therapy. You kill them with words and the only sharp object was a pencil.

Unless your frenemy reads it and starts "doing the deed" to frame you!

This would make a good novel!

 

[TongueLust]

You watching the weather again?

It's my other Daddy.

 

[Xerxes82]

Chimichangas! Maximum effort!

 

[TongueLust]

Take care of your ancestors... just saying.🕯

 

[angelofthenorth]

There’s nothing like being a consolation prize

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Pick me pick me….

 

[Apisto42]

Come on you little numpty

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

If I wasn't married

 

[ConstanceEvermuse]

Way to go, genius.

 

[danjtoy]

Oh, fuck.

 

[Catepillar_glacier]

This fucking dog (he’s sweet, just a total asshole)

 

[barefootgirl69]

Get your ass in gear, bfg!

 

[Taegul]

Why the Hell is Ana De Armas calling me AGAIN? I already told her I'm not interested in being her personal sex slave to be used over and over again! Leave me alone, Ana!!!

 

[Jeanie99]

What an idiot

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

You're making me regret getting cats!

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Those look amazing.

 

[seela]

Oh fuck me

 

[cheekygirl75]

You're making me regret getting cats!

Oh, you know you love it!

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

What color should I get?

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Oh, you know you love it!

Idk, they're full destructive mode and waking me up constantly.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

she is just plain trash.