Laughless Limericks? Hilariuos Haikus?

[eagleyez]

there once was a cat named clause
he took a day once to pause
he noticed the elves
werent really themselves
so he covered his head up with guaze

 

[perks]

*sits and watches*


PS: 'Perks is being cross?'

holy fuck!

 

[Lauren Hynde]

holy fuck!

Precisely

 

[perks]

Re: oh yeah?

Perks is being cross
she knows boys are the best fun
watch her get her one

there is a lit poet named hale
who billows like a sail
so much hot air
I could almost swear
I'm in the middle of a gale.

 

[Angeline]

snow blankets the street like dreams
so that nothing is quite as it seems
but like smiling faces,
whose masks wear in places
the truth melts around them in streams

 

[perks]

snow blankets the street like dreams
so that nothing is quite as it seems
but like smiling faces,
whose masks wear in places
the truth melts around them in streams

ohhh, you my friend, have a gift...

one of them being "following directions"



perky is blasphemous
masturbating with jesus
father, son, dildo

 

[Angeline]

ohhh, you my friend, have a gift...

one of them being "following directions"

too bad you weren't around to tell my third-grade teacher

 

[Icingsugar]

now Saturday rose from the week
and parted her curtains so bleak
sunlight came down in sprees
through the crystal web trees
made thoughts of a solstice oblique

 

[perks]

I'm thinking that's not gonna cut the mustard as your solstice poem, but nice try, cakeboy.

 

[Cordelia]

Re: Poetic Humor

Might I humbly suggest that you read some of my short verse?


Regards, Rybka

I will heartily recommend Rybka's short verse.

Here are some I recall finding particular joy in (but there are more!):

Santa's Elves
Snowmen
What's the Difference?
Ultimate Aphrodisiac
Snap, Crackle, Pop
Signs of Spring
How Many Poets?
Frog Fate

And, my personal favorite:
Quantum Mechanics

Ummm......can you tell I'm a fan?


Cordelia

and, yes... my computer is fixed now....

 

[perks]

Re: Re: Poetic Humor

and, yes... my computer is fixed now....

YAY! hiya sugah!

 

[perks]

the correct link to quantum mechanics

and, this title does indeed, lend itself perfectly to the poem.

 

[Cordelia]

ACK!

My favorite poem of Rybka's has one of those forbidden strings of numbers in its url.

Lauren? Help!


Cordelia

 

[eagleyez]

I'm thinking that's not gonna cut the mustard as your solstice poem, but nice try, cakeboy.

laughs

 

[perks]

laughs

have you written yours yet? I'm stuck.

did you know poultice rhymes with solstice. It's just stupid.

what was this thread about anyway?

 

[eagleyez]

have you written yours yet? I'm stuck.

did you know poultice rhymes with solstice. It's just stupid.

what was this thread about anyway?

its pretty thin pickins

im still working on my ode to daylight savings time

 

[perks]

its pretty thin pickins

im still working on my ode to daylight savings time

tick tock, da time don't stop.

 

[Guest]

tick tock, da time don't stop.

Tree hugger *snort* Thanks for the PC, chickie.


It’s cold on the streets at this time
In the morning I’m covered in rime
The park bench is cold
I’m getting too old
Yet in summer I’m still in my prime


She has a dimple
Where it is really important
He likes to kiss it.

 

[Rybka]

Re: Reading Rybka

My favorite poem of Rybka's has one of those forbidden strings of numbers in its url.

Lauren? Help!


Cordelia

The best way to get to that poem is to go to my home page, read your way down to it, and click from there.

Regards, Rybka

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Re: ACK!

My favorite poem of Rybka's has one of those forbidden strings of numbers in its url.

Lauren? Help!


Cordelia

The other way is to follow this link:
Quantum Mechanics

 

[Rybka]

Re: Re: ACK!

Originally posted by Lauren Hynde
quote:
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Originally posted by Cordelia
My favorite poem of Rybka's has one of those forbidden strings of numbers in its url.

Lauren? Help!


Cordelia
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The other way is to follow this link:
Quantum Mechanics

I would prefer that reader's use My method!

Regards, Rybka

 

[Icingsugar]

I'm thinking that's not gonna cut the mustard as your solstice poem, but nice try, cakeboy.

Awww.
Don't worry, I've got another one. It's got the words "icing sugar" in it. 'twas bound to happen sooner or later.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Re: Re: Re: ACK!

I would prefer that reader's use My method!

Regards, Rybka

Ooops. Sorry.