LilKitKat's Second Cumming Thread 💦


My game is SLIGHTLY different.

How about you ask me a question.
the topic can be anything. Sports, music, philosophy, religion, my family, food, books, tv, animals, politics...whatever...NOT SEXUAL
Ill answer as honestly as possible, with as little snark/sarcasm as possible.
Make your question a bit vague too...
Then you go back and edit your question to make my response sound super sexual or funny...or something?

Let's give it a spin!
What is your favorite venue to see live music?
 
you should read Dungeon Crawler Carl...
there is a weapon/scene with this (taken from the wiki):

Arrow of Enthusiastic Double Gonorrhea.

This is a regular arrow, but the tip is dipped in a poison that will inflict you with Enthusiastic Double Gonorrhea.

Trust me on this. You don't want Enthusiastic Double Gonorrhea.

It doesn't kill you, but you'll want it to. It sets your genitals aflame. Literally. And then it heals that area of your body over and over. The only way to remove the disease is to, uh, geld yourself. Or pass it on to someone else.
There are a handful of people I'd like to shoot with that arrow
 
How about you ask me a question.
the topic can be anything. Sports, music, philosophy, religion, my family, food, books, tv, animals, politics...whatever...NOT SEXUAL
Ill answer as honestly as possible, with as little snark/sarcasm as possible.
Make your question a bit vague too...
Then you go back and edit your question to make my response sound super sexual or funny...or something?

Let's give it a spin!

If you could gain the attributes of any animal, what animal would it be and why? (Example, cat, attributes could be enhanced directional hearing, increased sense of smell, agility of a cat, good night vision)

I'll edit my question later, going to a friend's Christmas party.
 
Ok, my liquor collection!!!
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everyday sipping in the stormtrooper helmet is elijah craig above

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not pictured is grey goose vodka in the freezer, and an extra bottle of gren chartreuse, and another bottle of lemoncello

some bitters below
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i also have a few mixer things in my fridge like orgeat syrup and some other stuff

yeah...i got lots.
What do you have for a person who can no longer drink? 🙁
 
If you could gain the attributes of any animal, what animal would it be and why? (Example, cat, attributes could be enhanced directional hearing, increased sense of smell, agility of a cat, good night vision)

I'll edit my question later, going to a friend's Christmas party.
Ooooh being able to pounce and land safely anywhere like a cat could be fun... ;)
 
Ok. I like that. Tell me about your Japanese links. What does it mean for you? Personally, for me, Japan was quite something.
 
I plan on being Italy for some of it, not sure if I stop off in Spain or Netherlands or England or Austria or what
Ah… you might visit my country then! May I invite you for a dinner then? Amsterdam could be a blast. Or - more audicious - night out at a decent techno place.
 
Ok. Practical advice needed. I was thinking of giving my wife a collection of like michelin-star flavoured condoms for Christmas, because that would give me more BJs. What sort of flavours do you all think work best? I did this very upscale place with any weird flavour.
 

My game is SLIGHTLY different.

How about you ask me a question.
the topic can be anything. Sports, music, philosophy, religion, my family, food, books, tv, animals, politics...whatever...NOT SEXUAL
Ill answer as honestly as possible, with as little snark/sarcasm as possible.
Make your question a bit vague too...
Then you go back and edit your question to make my response sound super sexual or funny...or something?

Let's give it a spin!
It’s late so forgive the lack of creativity… if you play this game again in the future I’ll be sure to have thought of some more creative questions by then…

1) What’s the most unusual thing that gives you the ick when around someone? Does it matter who it’s with? (I.e. a friend, a date, a stranger)

2) is there something you’re into (NON-sexually!) that surprises you? How did it happen? What’s the story there?

3) If you could restart adulthood, with all the skills and knowledge you have still intact, what would you want your career to be in?
 
thank you for shining a light on this..and I agree with you wholeheartedly. I know what this site is and why many come here, but I hope that just seeing my breasts, or yours or the many others shared on this site, should not be the reason people enjoy our threads. It should be the "cherry on top" if you will. I mean, are you all starved for seeing breasts amongst the 10 trillion adult sites? I do not think so. And I know you enjoy our brains as well as seeing our bodies. I LOOOOVE that you all enjoy looking at the pics, desiring me, but also sometimes it does feel a bit like...well, for me at least as I do not want to speak for Bean or anyone else, but I try to give so much to this site and I know not everyone reads books often, or watches a certain show or sport or has an "interesting" job or story to share daily or weekly, or even wants to enagage at all...but it would feel nice if some of the random stories and questions that are asked, that are not purely sexual, are engaged with a bit more? Heck, even start the convo yourself?
I appreciate those of you who do, truly. That is why I keep coming back to the site. It isnt to upload another picture of my ass and get 20 likes on it. I love making you all smile however I can, including yes, turning you on if at all possible, but also...to spark conversations, to learn and to laugh!

ok, rant over, *steps off soapbox*
:)
thanks for listening
Always listening... reading?... Kit.
You hit some nails there for me. I read most of the posts here and all of your posts. Where I feel I don't have things to add I usually just read and enjoy. Like F1, I don't follow and haven't in many years. Here is what I know (without going back through this thread or asking friends): Max Verstappen is good, but didn't win for the first time in a while. Ferrari is your favourite team. I know MacLaren, Aston Martin and Red Bull are three other teams. I know there is not only a racer battle but a constructors competition. Lastly when I watched last, guys like the Andretti's and Jacques Villeneuve (Canadian, so obviously I know him lol) were racing.
I read a lot less than I probably should and would say most 'books' now for me are audio ones. I listen to podcasts more.
I try to stay involved as much as possible, but will say the time difference and work are my main reasons for lower engagement. Yes, I enjoy seeing pictures of you because I think you are an amazing woman. You are still one of the VERY few threads I follow and interact with. I really hope you know how much you make me smile with more than just your looks. Sometimes just being able to see what is going on here makes my day better.
Lots of love Kit :heart: 😘 :rose:
 
Ok. Practical advice needed. I was thinking of giving my wife a collection of like michelin-star flavoured condoms for Christmas, because that would give me more BJs. What sort of flavours do you all think work best? I did this very upscale place with any weird flavour.
wait wait wait
she will only perform oral sex on you if there is a condom on? or you jsut want to make it silly/fun by using a michelin star flavored condom? I mean...I cant even imagine what a michelin star flavored condom tastes like? lobster with carrot puree? scallops with charred leek and onion broth???
 
Ok. Practical advice needed. I was thinking of giving my wife a collection of like michelin-star flavoured condoms for Christmas, because that would give me more BJs. What sort of flavours do you all think work best? I did this very upscale place with any weird flavour.
Am Dutch. It is liquorice.
 
wait wait wait
she will only perform oral sex on you if there is a condom on? or you jsut want to make it silly/fun by using a michelin star flavored condom? I mean...I cant even imagine what a michelin star flavored condom tastes like? lobster with carrot puree? scallops with charred leek and onion broth???
Yes. The real issue is that she didn’t like oral sex and we figured out that using condoms solves the problem for her. Rather than arguing, I bought condoms. We went through a box of champagne and cognac flavoured ones. There is also one in the shape of a Christman tree with an artist designing the Christmas tree decorations in that particular one. The sad fact is that they do not have it in my size. Bummer
 
wait wait wait
she will only perform oral sex on you if there is a condom on? or you jsut want to make it silly/fun by using a michelin star flavored condom? I mean...I cant even imagine what a michelin star flavored condom tastes like? lobster with carrot puree? scallops with charred leek and onion broth???
Could go back to the Michelin star roots and make the condom taste like tires, asphalt, and toll booths
 
Ok, my liquor collection!!!
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View attachment 2583119
View attachment 2583120
View attachment 2583121
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everyday sipping in the stormtrooper helmet is elijah craig above

View attachment 2583123
not pictured is grey goose vodka in the freezer, and an extra bottle of gren chartreuse, and another bottle of lemoncello

some bitters below
View attachment 2583124

i also have a few mixer things in my fridge like orgeat syrup and some other stuff

yeah...i got lots.

“The LilKitKat Bar”.

😳
 
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