Lily's After Hours Club

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-just laughs at the pose-

After the blaze is quashed and the burns treated and dressed. -nods-

.... yes, the smell was, unpleasant, but the remains were lighter and easier to dispose of quickly!

Lil Miss Silver Lining. I'm totally going to call you that from now on. :D

Nicknamed!

Post Script. Best thing for burns: lemon. Swear to God, take a chef's word for it. Just rub a wedge of lemon on the burn, the acid counters the pain and prevents swelling.
 
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Bah.

That part I knew, just never looked at it that way.

I've been told that my way of looking at things is Unique. Along with other less kind words that meant the same thing. It's a pleasure to know you LMSL. I am the Man of a Million Nicknames, or Cock Diesel for short. ;)
 
I've been told that my way of looking at things is Unique. Along with other less kind words that meant the same thing. It's a pleasure to know you LMSL. I am the Man of a Million Nicknames, or Cock Diesel for short. ;)

Well that unique quality is just a smidge less unique. Though, by the pants song you wrote I might be persuaded to agree with the statement.

-smiles-
The pleasure could be short lived, that all depends, I have a way of finding the sunny side of fairly dark things, could be nearly right up your ally.

-laughs-

Cock Diesel, could be worse, you could call yourself the never ending Prius.
 
Well that unique quality is just a smidge less unique. Though, by the pants song you wrote I might be persuaded to agree with the statement.

-smiles-
The pleasure could be short lived, that all depends, I have a way of finding the sunny side of fairly dark things, could be nearly right up your ally.

-laughs-

Cock Diesel, could be worse, you could call yourself the never ending Prius.

Hmm, you are quite appealing. "My Alley" seems to be getting just a bit crowded these days, but for lovely, silver, appealing ladies. I make room. Did you have something in mind already? Or are you just using my body to get at my brain?
 
Hmm, you are quite appealing. "My Alley" seems to be getting just a bit crowded these days, but for lovely, silver, appealing ladies. I make room. Did you have something in mind already? Or are you just using my body to get at my brain?
Thank you.
-giggles low and softly-

The only thing I had in mind was meeting someone I have yet to have the pleasure of prodding, brain or body.
 
Thank you.
-giggles low and softly-

The only thing I had in mind was meeting someone I have yet to have the pleasure of prodding, brain or body.

Past, future, present. It's all just perspective. 4D Glasses. :cool:

Edit: That's some brain for you, let's talk about your body.
 
Past, future, present. It's all just perspective. 4D Glasses. :cool:

Edit: That's some brain for you, let's talk about your body.

The only thing to say about it right now, is it's heading off to sleep, hopefully the brain part too.

See you around the lounge, LS.
 
*stops in before work*
Did-
Did he set fire to my couch?!
The song is "To the RAIN", Sharky!




Oh the hell with it, I need Aussieman this morning.
 
Is it bad to want to call in for tomorrow already? I just really really don't wanna go in.
I don't remember driving home today. At all. I remember putting the controls back. Then I was suddenly in my driveway.
 
Is it bad to want to call in for tomorrow already? I just really really don't wanna go in.
I don't remember driving home today. At all. I remember putting the controls back. Then I was suddenly in my driveway.

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You should be sleeping more. /advice
 
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You should be sleeping more. /advice

Sleep when you're dead. Too much to do.
*Turns the club A/C back on and glances around with a scowl*
Where the hell is my bartender? Tsk tsk.

In other news, I can set up a live feed of the FWF if anyone's interested. A prime match is taking place in my living room.

(Feline Wrestling Federation. Darth the Destroyer vs Nani the Three footed Bitch.)
 
Is it bad to want to call in for tomorrow already? I just really really don't wanna go in.
I don't remember driving home today. At all. I remember putting the controls back. Then I was suddenly in my driveway.

Had that happen to me before..several times..I've also come out of the mental fog mid-driving and been entirely unsure about whether I've made a turn I've needed to make because all country roads look the same in the dark.
 
Post Script. Best thing for burns: lemon. Swear to God, take a chef's word for it. Just rub a wedge of lemon on the burn, the acid counters the pain and prevents swelling.

IT's, like, oh, *%) years too late to treat that burn, but I shall, maybe, could, probably remember that, perhaps.
 
IT's, like, oh, *%) years too late to treat that burn, but I shall, maybe, could, probably remember that, perhaps.

It works, I swear

I'm on a BOAT!

*Even though a mermaid would probably lay eggs in a hole and then let T-Pain ejaculate over them. This still cracks me up, maybe exactly for that reason.*
 
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