Lily's After Hours Club

[chronicle_tenko]

Im twenty two, so I can drink wherever the fuck I want.

I'll have a screwdriver. ^_^

*Long pouring two oz of Ketel One Into a glass of fresh squeezed no pulp Orange juice. Stirring quickly and thickly. And leaving the straw in the snifter.

Avatar isn't anime. It's produced in the US.

Regular Lemon flavoured for you today?

 

[ScifiFangirl]

*Long pouring two oz of Ketel One Into a glass of fresh squeezed no pulp Orange juice. Stirring quickly and thickly. And leaving the straw in the snifter.



Regular Lemon flavoured for you today?

Mmmm, Your the best. *noms it*

 

[chronicle_tenko]

Mmmm, Your the best. *noms it*

It's my Job.

I'm the designated bartender, bouncer, stock boy, cook, inventory taker, janitor, and handyman/repair man for this club.

 

[Mephistophelily]

It's my Job.

I'm the designated bartender, bouncer, stock boy, cook, inventory taker, janitor, and handyman/repair man for this club.

*peers down from office*
You do realize most of those titles are simply so I can have naughty pornesque playtimes with you, right?
*raises a brow, then goes back into office*

I SHOULD ORDER A PIZZA!

 

[ScifiFangirl]

*peers down from office*
You do realize most of those titles are simply so I can have naughty pornesque playtimes with you, right?
*raises a brow, then goes back into office*

I SHOULD ORDER A PIZZA!

Heh. He could make his own union.

Also, I have a plumbing problem in my house.

Nothing 8 inches of pipe won't fix.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Heh. He could make his own union.

Also, I have a plumbing problem in my house.

Nothing 8 inches of pipe won't fix.

*slips in*

*groans and shakes his head*

*slips out*

 

[chronicle_tenko]

Heh. He could make his own union.

Also, I have a plumbing problem in my house.

Nothing 8 inches of pipe won't fix.

A shame I only have 7.5 then. But I'm certain with the right tension, we could make it stretch. It's a pretty heavy gauge though. Are you sure it'll fit in with the rest of your plumbing?

 

[chronicle_tenko]

*peers down from office*
You do realize most of those titles are simply so I can have naughty pornesque playtimes with you, right?
*raises a brow, then goes back into office*

I SHOULD ORDER A PIZZA!

This is true. But I still do most of the work for them.

I'm not that particular deliveryman though. But with a ball cap and stealing someone's shirt. I could be.

Extra Hot and Thick Sausage?

 

[Mephistophelily]

This is true. But I still do most of the work for them.

I'm not that particular deliveryman though. But with a ball cap and stealing someone's shirt. I could be.

Extra Hot and Thick Sausage?

Yes.
But I think I want white sauce.

 

[chronicle_tenko]

Yes.
But I think I want white sauce.

Be careful. Sometimes it's messy. Might have to lick your lips.
And fingers.
And a few other places. But you can bet that I'll deliver it.

 

[Mephistophelily]

Be careful. Sometimes it's messy. Might have to lick your lips.
And fingers.
And a few other places. But you can bet that I'll deliver it.

One of the few times I am perfectly fine with messiness.

 

[chronicle_tenko]

One of the few times I am perfectly fine with messiness.

*smiles*

 

[Pain_Bauble]

I want a gasoline in a brown paper bag please.

 

[chronicle_tenko]

I want a gasoline in a brown paper bag please.

Ummm. Not sure I've heard of that liqour. I could use an empty bottle and siphon a fuel tank outside. Will that do?

 

[Pain_Bauble]

Is it at least premium?

 

[chronicle_tenko]

Is it at least premium?

I'm not sure. It'd be siphoned from a car outside...

Let me run down to the Petro.

*Returns with a coke bottle filled with purple dyed gasoline. Premium In a brown paper bag.*

 

[Mephistophelily]

You're...
....drinking...
...gas.

*slowly looks back to office*
I don't know why I leave there. People are scary.
I swear if you spit fire, I am hauling ass back up there.

 

[TearsoftheWorld]

Actually he's chronicle_tenko.

 

[Mephistophelily]

Nope, think this may be next avatar.

This is too disturbing.

 

[Mephistophelily]

 

[Kuuroinochou]

 

[Mephistophelily]

 

[LitShark]

Holy ^%^&*&$^%$&*()! You're back too? I remember Kuu!

Dropped in to report a HQ and J thread about to be edited and posted. Forecasts predict heavy crazy... slight chance of whacko.

 

[ThomasShort]

*peeks his head through the door into the bar area, taking in the sights and sounds*

Hello?

 

[Mephistophelily]

Holy ^%^&*&$^%$&*()! You're back too? I remember Kuu!

Dropped in to report a HQ and J thread about to be edited and posted. Forecasts predict heavy crazy... slight chance of whacko.

It's a fambly reunion!!!

*peeks his head through the door into the bar area, taking in the sights and sounds*

Hello?

Hello, Miniman.
(I nickname everyone. It's a bad habit. But I do it.)