Litmerick

[drown]

He is tall, fully nude, on the stage with a cock wanting rubbing.
Her age is just forty today.
Her friends hope she will play while her hubby's at home in his cage.​

spectacular

 

[UnderYourSpell]

With a forceful thrust of his hips
He entered her mouth and her lips
Opened wide with surprise
And she looked in his eyes
As his salty infusion she sips

 

[Anschul]

spectacular

I agree
1 Nothing else to say!

 

[Anschul]

With a forceful thrust of his hips
He entered her mouth and her lips
Opened wide with surprise
And she looked in his eyes
As his salty infusion she sips

Her bottom was tingly and red.
'Tween her legs the dampness had spread.
She begged for his tongue,
A thumb in her bung,
And toward quaking and screaming she sped.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

OMG her bung !

 

[Anschul]

OMG her bung !

Yes we do things much differently here.
There are many who haven't the fear
Of the tight little hole.
It's a thrill, I am tole,
Though it isn't my bottle of beer.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

I wouldnt mind a tickle
Hope you don't think me too fickle
How big is your thumb
To go up my ***
Stalactite size or icicle?

 

[drown]

tis funny 'bout asses and minds
the dances we do to cross lines
the banter 'bout anal
becomes all more banal

when yours are the object behinds​

 

[Anschul]

I wouldnt mind a tickle
Hope you don't think me too fickle
How big is your thumb
To go up my ***
Stalactite size or icicle?

Now, my Sweet, over onto your belly.
While I lather all up with the jelly.
I promise you will
Have an incredible thrill.
Then you'll try this at home with YOUR felly.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Sir I hope that your aim it is true
With what you're intending to do
That part it is virgin
And may take some urgin'
To ever accomodate you

 

[UnderYourSpell]

I've noticed hour by hour
That we're missing a vital fifth flower
This place is no fun
Without that hunny bun
With positive rhythmic power

 

[FifthFlower]

I've noticed hour by hour
That we're missing a vital fifth flower
This place is no fun
Without that hunny bun
With positive rhythmic power

Thanks! I am not able to get back everyday, but I love to read all the limericks people post here.


A green bra she forgot by his bed.
When his wife saw it, cleaning, she said,
"Did you have fun, my dear?
Would you come over here?
Lovely color, my preference is red."

 

[Tarakin]

In her green bra she was very hot
he wanted to have her on spot
when she took it off
he could only cough
and then what he wanted he got.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

When he got her out of the wool
He saw nipples and breasts so full
He kissed them and squeezed 'em
And totally teased them
And cum enough spunk for a bull

 

[UnderYourSpell]

In days of old when Knights were bold
And condoms weren't invented
They stuck a sock upon their cock
And babies were prevented

Happy St George's Day

.

 

[Anschul]

Happy St. George's Day

In days of old when Knights were bold
And condoms weren't invented
They stuck a sock upon their cock
And babies were prevented

Happy St George's Day

.

To St. George, who was slayin' the dragon,
When his countrymen's spirits were saggin'
He was careful, I'm sure
To keep his heart pure,
But when done, bet his ass was a-draggin'.

For our hero, our hearts were a-poppin'
While the awful beast's head he was loppin'.
The children were cheerin',
The gents were all beerin',
And the ladies' britches were droppin'.

The townfolk proclaimed: "Let's rejoice."
While our hero piped up in strong voice:
While the party is fine,
Let's break out our best wine,
And then, ladies, I'll render my choice."

The ladies all showed their best pluck,
And they all hoped that they had the luck
If chosen by George
They'd surrender their gorge,
And give him the gift of a f_ _ _.

 

[Tarakin]

That gorgeous woman, she was a flirt
and was looking lovely in her tight shirt
she whispered: "My panties are colored like snow,
but what they hide you won't ever know!"
but he just smiled - and lifted her skirt.