low-beams

[silverwhisper]

i think it would be even funnier if someone else did, frankly. :>

and yeah, one would think that, wouldn't one?

ed

 

[Guest]

 

[EJFan]

just remember....it's corset man or corset guy, not corset boy as quoll mentioned somewhere (though since he's a nice guy, i'll cut him some slack here)

not only a nice guy, but an expectant father to boot. who thinks straight in that situation? and, of course, there's the whole dingo thing.

 

[Straight-8]

1) There are women whose nipples are /always/ hard, it can be an embarassing problem.

Only if you are too repressed to enjoy!

 

[silverwhisper]

IIRC, jennifer aniston suffers from that condition.

ed

 

[EJFan]

IIRC, jennifer aniston suffers from that condition.

ed

she does... and the angels sang.

 

[Straight-8]

she does... and the angels sang.

And we all ENJOY! Try this site for the antidote to 'lowbeams': http://www.extremerestraints.com/nipple-enlarger-ring-kit_413.html

 

[Straight-8]

This thread reminds me of something. About two weeks ago I had the good fortune to be down on the Coast where I took a 'stream shower' with my wife and her best friend. This was in a small waterfall of a fairly cold mountain stream. I left my glasses on. I assured the women this was NOT (as I am sure you may be thinking) to ogle the women but to protect my eyes! A guy could easily have had an eye poked out by those things!

 

[Guest]

 

[Straight-8]

See, that's the difference between me and you. I would have left my glasses on for ogling purposes.

No-no, they would have insisted that I leave them off it THAT was the purpose. Fortunately, the ogling was just a fringe benefit of SAFETY !

 

[AceStroker]

I beleive that OSHA requires people to wear such eye protection when showering under cold mountain falls like this.

 

[bisexplicit]

Only if you are too repressed to enjoy!

Would you want a hard on every where you went?

 

[silverwhisper]

now bi, you're assuming he doesn't already. :>

of course, if straight 8 is hung like EJ, it probably wouldn't be an issue.

[ducks]

ed

 

[Straight-8]

Would you want a hard on every where you went?

Well that depends!

I think it is a bit strange to equate the two! I actually think you should equate nipples with nipples. And from the glances I occasionally notice from women when I wear a t-shirt in a cool breeze I think my basic attitude towards nipples is shared by both sexes.

Nipples are sexy - not sexual.

 

[Quoll]

just remember....it's corset man or corset guy, not corset boy as quoll mentioned somewhere (though since he's a nice guy, i'll cut him some slack here)

Duly noted.


Memo:Art Department:
Scrap Corset Boy cover, it's know Corset Guy, Bra Man and Scarlet Scrotum, unless he wants to be Mr Shrinking PeePee from now on.

 

[Quoll]

Duly noted.


Memo:Art Department:
Scrap Corset Boy cover, it's know Corset Guy, Bra Man and Scarlet Scrotum, unless he wants to be Mr Shrinking PeePee from now on.

Memo:
FROM :Art Department
TO: Quoll.

Do you have any idea how much work it takes to redo a complete cover just because someone doesn't like the name chosen for them, there are an incredible amount of man hours involved in designing and creating these covers and now you just want us to scrap the whole thing and start again. Fine.

 

[EJFan]

lol... you rock, quoll!

when all else fails, have a conversation (viva fictitious memos) with yourself, right?

 

[Quoll]

Memo:
FROM :Art Department
TO: Quoll.

Do you have any idea how much work it takes to redo a complete cover just because someone doesn't like the name chosen for them, there are an incredible amount of man hours involved in designing and creating these covers and now you just want us to scrap the whole thing and start again. Fine.

Memo:
From: Quoll
To: Art Department.

You haven't actually done any of it have you.

 

[Quoll]

lol... you rock, quoll!

when all else fails, have a conversation (viva fictitious memos) with yourself, right?

I have no idea what you mean.


This multiple personality thing could be quite lucrative

 

[Quoll]

Memo:
From: Quoll
To: Art Department.

You haven't actually done any of it have you.

Memo:
From: Art Department.
To: Quoll

Um, no.

 

[EJFan]

I have no idea what you mean.


This multiple personality thing could be quite lucrative

hell yeah it could. particularly since they're both gainfully employed.