(M) Back again. 1 year, ~5 lbs, and some extra hair later

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I had a Sony Ericsson slider till like 4 years ago. I remember the struggle.
Lol, If I ever have a non waterproof phone again I'm in trouble.
I swear it's not for watching porn in the shower

Pro tip- use a heavy glass cup as a phone stand and hope it's at the right height.

haha, ok you win on the crappy phone. though I would really like a water proof one...and totally for filming porn in the shower. lol on cups, there are random mugs in several rooms of my house and on my work desk. We don't drink coffee. confuses hubby as to why they appear lol.

 

[Cum_Inside]

I am not a patient man.

I can see that.

I had a Sony Ericsson slider till like 4 years ago. I remember the struggle.
Lol, If I ever have a non waterproof phone again I'm in trouble.
I swear it's not for watching porn in the shower

Pro tip- use a heavy glass cup as a phone stand and hope it's at the right height.

I have a waterproof case on my phone and it actually works like a dream. I absolutely love it because I take a lot of tub pictures and listen to music in shower. It’s definitely nice to have.

 

[Garridian]

The answer was opossum xD
You slackers.

Anyhow have two more pictures, but I may deny you my magnum opus and first imgur link.
Lets abbreviate it FFF for now.

Snooze ya lose.
Until I give in and post it anyhow

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

The answer was opossum xD
You slackers.

Anyhow have two more pictures, but I may deny you my magnum opus and first imgur link.
Lets abbreviate it FFF for now.

Snooze ya lose.
Until I give in and post it anyhow

lol, sorry I didn't even see the question and am sitting here all what the fuck is going on with the opossum. Finally went back and reread. But in my defense, you can't really go around posting half naked pictures, while asking random questions, and actually expect me to remember you were saying something. Sorry, but true. And nice, I am partial to picture 1.

 

[Garridian]

lol, sorry I didn't even see the question and am sitting here all what the fuck is going on with the opossum. Finally went back and reread. But in my defense, you can't really go around posting half naked pictures, while asking random questions, and actually expect me to remember you were saying something. Sorry, but true. And nice, I am partial to picture 1.

You could have just said you don't know
No need to pretend. I am a trivia savant, we all agreed.

Ignore the pre-lunch sass, I'm hungry and hyper today.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

You could have just said you don't know
No need to pretend. I am a trivia savant, we all agreed.

Well I am sure you are, again, half naked is my story though. I will totally admit when faced with a naked hot guy talking, I am usually just smiling, nodding my head, saying mmm hum and yes occasionally, while not hearing much. My mind is on other thoughts. At least I pretend to listen until he is distracted too. But Lord only knows what I have agreed to over the years

Anyway, yes trivia, opossum, yes, mm hum, go on.
https://i.gifer.com/7Nlw.gif

 

[Garridian]

Well I am sure you are, again, half naked is my story though. I will totally admit when faced with a naked hot guy talking, I am usually just smiling, nodding my head, saying mmm hum and yes occasionally, while not hearing much. My mind is on other thoughts. At least I pretend to listen until he is distracted too. But Lord only knows what I have agreed to over the years

Anyway, yes trivia, opossum, yes, mm hum, go on.
https://i.gifer.com/7Nlw.gif

I can't, for the life of me, figure out what else you would be thinking about.
And unless I start taking photos in the work van from this gas station parking lot, I'm out of ones to post

 

[Garridian]

And who in their right mind would do that.

Imgur on mobile is hard to work with. I'll learn, eventually, maybe.

https://imgur.com/a/cWbjb
https://strawpoll.com/65pabc3b

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I can't, for the life of me, figure out what else you would be thinking about.
And unless I start taking photos in the work van from this gas station parking lot, I'm out of ones to post

oh what could I be thinking about?

And who in their right mind would do that.

Imgur on mobile is hard to work with. I'll learn, eventually, maybe.

https://imgur.com/a/cWbjb
https://strawpoll.com/65pabc3b

oh nice. and I'd totally take pictures in my work van, though I prefer I don't take the work cars and pay me mileage instead. FYI, if you maintain 92mph in a work vehicle for like 5 hours, you get special safety meeting. In my defense, the gps tracker had been broken, and I didn't know they fixed it. Anyway, very very nice. I do have a thing for risky work pictures.

 

[tightmedicine]

Oh my ... the anticipation!

 

[Garridian]

I made a thing. Part 1

https://imgur.com/a/6rSEq

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I made a thing. Part 1

https://imgur.com/a/6rSEq

Well that is quite a thing.

 

[Garridian]

What convenient video editing

https://imgur.com/a/PZ2Lq

 

[Garridian]

So, I was going to post a secondary gif. A little more, umm..flaccid, but it turns out being seen is too exciting.

Now the only question is, where do we go from here?

https://imgur.com/a/dI8At

 

[Cum_Inside]

So, I was going to post a secondary gif. A little more, umm..flaccid, but it turns out being seen is too exciting.

Now the only question is, where do we go from here?

https://imgur.com/a/dI8At

It is quite exciting to know people have their eyes on you.
Worth the wait for sure.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

What convenient video editing

https://imgur.com/a/PZ2Lq

Getting warmer.

So, I was going to post a secondary gif. A little more, umm..flaccid, but it turns out being seen is too exciting.

Now the only question is, where do we go from here?

https://imgur.com/a/dI8At

Very hot. And yes, that is always a question in my mind too. As an answer to yours though, I'd suggest you go southeast (that just might be the direction of my house )

 

[Katie_80]

Glad to see you back posting. Sorry I missed all the excitement! You know I love a good shower scene, so I think that should be your next set.

 

[Garridian]

Glad to see you back posting. Sorry I missed all the excitement! You know I love a good shower scene, so I think that should be your next set.

I don't know, tardiness shouldn't be rewarded.
Come see me after class

Very hot. And yes, that is always a question in my mind too. As an answer to yours though, I'd suggest you go southeast (that just might be the direction of my house )

I can be there in spirit, if that counts for anything.
I believe in you.
You know, for motivation or something.

It is quite exciting to know people have their eyes on you.
Worth the wait for sure.

I'm glad you approve

 

[tightmedicine]

Definitely worth the wait!

 

[Garridian]

Brilliant idea!
We're going for that adjunct professor look this time

Don't know what undergrad course I'm teaching, but we'll figure that out while I rummage for that sweet sweet sweater vest.

 

[Katie_80]

Brilliant idea!
We're going for that adjunct professor look this time

Don't know what undergrad course I'm teaching, but we'll figure that out while I rummage for that sweet sweet sweater vest.

Dude... less talking, more pictures. But.... I do have this hot professor fantasy..... lol.

 

[Garridian]

Dude... less talking, more pictures. But.... I do have this hot professor fantasy..... lol.

Be ready with that chili pepper emoji when you review me on ratemyprofessor

 

[Katie_80]

Be ready with that chili pepper emoji when you review me on ratemyprofessor

You sound like most professors I had. You talk and talk and talk, but.... no real action is taken in your subject of choice. Right now your rating is pretty low.

 

[talikat]

I made a thing. Part 1

https://imgur.com/a/6rSEq

Catching up here! Nice thing you have there! Love watching the clothes come off, thank you!

 

[Garridian]

I am back, don't worry I haven't forgotten about you guys.
I guess I just have a short attention span or something

Anyhow enjoy. I call it lunch break.
https://imgur.com/a/xP79zyC

I feel like I deserve points for the one hand operation