'Man'imal- Where to draw the line?

[Homburg]

Blasphemy, it's what's for dinner.

 

[FurryFury]

Blasphemy, it's what's for dinner.

LMAO!

How do you like yours?

 

[00Syd]

LMAO!

How do you like yours?

RARE and BLOODY, baby!!

 

[FurryFury]

RARE and BLOODY, baby!!

*uses Austin Powers voice*

Naughty baybee!

 

[Homburg]

I like mine medium rare, but I'll eat Syd too. Er, I'll eat it Syd's way too

 

[00Syd]

I like mine medium rare, but I'll eat Syd too. Er, I'll eat it Syd's way too

Now that is sinful! Delicious

 

[satindesire]

I like mine medium rare, but I'll eat Syd too. Er, I'll eat it Syd's way too

Can I help you eat Syd? Um er ahh, I mean eat Syd's way? Ah uh..ahem. WAY eat Syd? No no...that's not it....*mumblemumble*






...You want I should perform cunnilingus on her? Godammit no, that's not it either!

*stomps off furiously*

 

[twysted73]

If there isn't such a thing as an "Oral Party" there damn well should be. Rules being consent is paramount, safe words apply, no vag./penile penetration being the norm.


Bring your bib with the lil' lobster on it.

 

[Homburg]

Now that is sinful! Delicious

Can I help you eat Syd? Um er ahh, I mean eat Syd's way? Ah uh..ahem. WAY eat Syd? No no...that's not it....*mumblemumble*






...You want I should perform cunnilingus on her? Godammit no, that's not it either!

*stomps off furiously*

I'm sure it's still a sin if I watch. Fortunately I am well acquainted both with watching, and sin. Please do. I'll offer helpful tips, and a spare hand, er, mouth, as needed.

 

[00Syd]

Can I help you eat Syd? Um er ahh, I mean eat Syd's way? Ah uh..ahem. WAY eat Syd? No no...that's not it....*mumblemumble*






...You want I should perform cunnilingus on her? Godammit no, that's not it either!

*stomps off furiously*

Oh my! This may be the first post to make me blush! You scoundrel, you.

 

[00Syd]

I'm sure it's still a sin if I watch. Fortunately I am well acquainted both with watching, and sin. Please do. I'll offer helpful tips, and a spare hand, er, mouth, as needed.

You are also a scoundrel! But, ah, yes. Your offer of help is much appreciated I can always use a spare mouth..er...hand.

 

[Homburg]

You are also a scoundrel! But, ah, yes. Your offer of help is much appreciated I can always use a spare mouth..er...hand.

I just happen to have a mouth, and two, count them, TWO hands. I am bilaterally digital.

 

[midwestyankee]

You are also a scoundrel! But, ah, yes. Your offer of help is much appreciated I can always use a spare mouth..er...hand.

Handy for eating gefilte fish?

 

[00Syd]

I just happen to have a mouth, and two, count them, TWO hands. I am bilaterally digital.

Well then you'll just be doubly helpful! How handy ( )

 

[00Syd]

Handy for eating gefilte fish?

Naturally.

 

[Homburg]

Well then you'll just be doubly helpful! How handy ( )

And I thought my joke was awful

 

[twysted73]

And I thought my joke was awful

Oh, it was.

 

[satindesire]

Well then you'll just be doubly helpful! How handy ( )

Hah! I roffled! ^_^

 

[00Syd]

Hah! I roffled! ^_^

Well, glad I can do something for ya!

 

[Homburg]

Oh, it was.

Thanks. You're a pal

 

[Ganyeka]

If there isn't such a thing as an "Oral Party" there damn well should be. Rules being consent is paramount, safe words apply, no vag./penile penetration being the norm.


Bring your bib with the lil' lobster on it.

I reckon you'd just get a bunch of blokes wanting shielas to give them blowjobs for free.

 

[00Syd]

I reckon you'd just get a bunch of blokes wanting shielas to give them blowjobs for free.

Isn't that what blokes want anyway? So why not make a party out of it? Everyone loves a party!

 

[Ganyeka]

Isn't that what blokes want anyway? So why not make a party out of it? Everyone loves a party!

Sure, but where do you get the wimmin folk? Guys love a BJ, but generally, in my experience, eat pussy as a means to an end. Some guys love dining at the Y, but most do it in order to facilitate outcomes and would probably rather not if they didn't see benefits to them in it.

And the BJ Providers need to be cute. You know, "What does a bloke getting a BJ from an 80 year old woman have in common with a tightrope walker? DON'T LOOK DOWN!"

 

[tmock]

Man 'imal

Its true that animals can't give consent to have sex with a human, but they also can't give consent to fetch, rollover, attack, kill, or anything else...but they do it.