How come I never get to see anything like this when I am on the road? I once saw a topless woman on a sailboat when I was waterskiing so circled the sailboat a couple of times but never had the pleasure while driving.
Back before she went into full grandma mode a couple of years ago, it was pretty much a given that as soon as we got out of the neighborhood, the tits were out and if she had a skirt on, it was hiked up with her pussy was on display as well. But, I've always had a pick up or van, so she was above eye level for most of the vehicles on the road.
I don't know if anybody remembers the little old dancing guy from the six flags commercials but I once saw the guy driving on the beltway in a convertable. People passing by him kept doing a double take. I get to see a commercial character while driving but never a naked woman. What is wrong with this?
As a trucker, i'd like to thank y'all for it, always brightens up our day.
LOL, wrong place at the wrong time.
Until you pull into a rest stop and one of the truckers tell you that you offended a "Holy Christian" trucker and he called our vehicle and tag info into the State Police. Sure enough, about ten miles outside of the rest stop, we had a trooper pull up on us and looking hard. The Mrs was covered up at that point, and the trooper couldn't see into my truck anyways so he just moved on. Gave us a scare though.As a trucker, i'd like to thank y'all for it, always brightens up our day.
one of the few the proud the SMIB
That is the story of my life. lol
When I was a teenager I was out crusing with buddies. Drove by this family and my friend mooned them The two girls in the back loved it but the dad was not too happy. Turned out he was a off duty cop and I got pulled over a few miles down the road. They arrested my buddy and I got a speeding ticket though I was not speeding. We were only 16 at the time so nothing much happened except when the police called my buddy's dad to come pick him up, his dad hung up the phone. We still laugh about that.
I use to live in Southern Maryland but moved out back during the summer.
Not the best here ... got a "cold" (two negative COVID tests, so I am diagnosing it as a "cold") that started last weekend. Hoping it is finished this weekend. I just had a birthday, so I am waiting to cash in on the "birthday sex". She sent me a selfie on my birthday (although, I was in the basement working and she was upstairs getting ready for work). I told her that I could not wait to play with my gift.
Sorry to hear you are sick. My son caught covid over Christmas but is better now. Hope you are feeling better and ready to take advantage of your birthday gift. I would love to catch a glimpse of your wife but I can see how that would end, with me crashing into the back of a tractor trailer because I was memorized by a pair of tits and not watching the road. lol I have seen a couple of times a head pop up, look around and then disappear again with the driver having a blissful look on his face. I am guessing the female passenger dropped something on the floor and was looking for it, cannot think of anything else.
This did remind me of the time I ran over some guy on my bike but in this instance I was memorized by a nice butt in a bikini on the boardwalk in OC and was looking back. lol. The guy was not happy but I still swear he was looking at the same thing I was or else he would have been able to get out of my way since I was not going very fast. Of course I really did not care how mad he was because I was 14 and the owner of said butt came over to see if I was ok.
StarGazer -- Unfortunately, nothing exciting for yours truly today . . . . starting out new year well and healthy, as is my wife. Changes afoot here, however, as my wife (a few years older than me) is retiring in a few months, meaning life (and online privacy!) will be a bit different for yours truly. May mean more furtive dates with Rosy Palmer, vs. inviting her in for a nooner several times a week! (Yes, I've worked alone and from home for many, many years, well before Covid!). Expect Literotica will continue to be required reading/viewing regardless, however.
I can certainly understand the ongoing problem of online privacy. It will be a new experince having her home all the time but maybe she will be up for those nooners. It is amazing how fast the years have gone by and you find yourself closer to retirement than to the start of working. As a friend said to me a few months back, "We are in the 4th quarter now."
StarGazer -- Yes, that's the plan, to graduate from the largely "sexless marriage" (but loving!) we've had for much of the last number of years, to a "sexy (and maybe even kinky)" 4th quarter!
Set a goal of doing it in every room of the house, dining table, kitchen counter, bathroom counter... I can remember back in my dating days, in the morning, my date wearing nothing but my white t-shirt, us in the kitchen making breakfast and her reaching up to get something out of the cabinet, t-shirt riding up and breakfast gets delayed.
damn ...burned the eggs again
I was trying to plan a visit to the Hotel Hershey for a massage for the wife (and potentially me too) in February. However, their Saturdays are booked until April. Ugh! Anyone have any suggestions for another good massage place?
