Meanings to some of our signatures

[ShyGuy68]

Roland

When you've logged into the bullentin board, on the top of any page click the

button.

Then when the page loads, sign in with your user name, and password. You then get to the page with your profile informations, and you can scroll down to the "Signature" section, and enter your tag line there


ShyGuy

 

[Hecate]

For Goodness sake ...

Just in case there are more people out there not knowing (and not daring to ask anymore) how to put a signature to the profile ...

Just open your bloody profile and add it where it says signature!


OK - can we just get back to business as usual now?

If anyone has to throw anything at me now just make sure it is money or jewels

 

[Siren]

Roland, Please Change Your Depends Now...

 

[Endlessly]

*quietly leaves a pretty basket filled with chocolate-coated valium and a frilly pink bow on the doorstep for Roland.. along with a little note reminding him not to forget the face of his father*

*tip-toes away*

 

[Nicole]

Roland would it help at all if I was to say hello and Welcome to the Board???

ShyGuy and Hecate have told you how to put a signature up and SS has offered for you to Email her. Take her up on her offer as she is one of the most fun people we have on the board.

If you would like to know how to Email her :- at the bottom of any of her posts there is a little symbol that has mail, click on it and then compose your letter.

Look just have fun, no matter what, you are going to have people that disagree with you, we have had this discussion many times before. There is NO way that you are going to get along with everyone here, no-one ever will. We are all completely different, Just have fun.

Good Luck.

 

[dancinvixen]

first off, Roland, that z thing is annoying. Second, my quote definitely speaks for itself. I see on a dail basis, the stuff that our military personnel go through. And they never get the credit the deserve. (sorry if I sound upset, this topic makes me somewhat upset). I hear everything from, "they already have their own grocery stores" too "how come they don't have to pay taxes on this stuff?" So here is an answer that may surprise you all. Yes we have a commissary, why? Because our military pay is so low, that half of our paycheck is used just to pay for groceris, while trying to manage any bills we have. Second, we don't pay taxes on groceries and other stuf, because we don't get paid enough.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Um, the putz threatened to kill someone on this Board and threatened to be a shit stirrer in an untold number of threads if he didn't get, what was it -- ? It doesn't matter. He threatened to terrorize. And the NEXT time he doesn't get his milk and cookies...?

Sorry. I've had no argument with him but I'm not going to play kissy-kiss welcome to the Board with psycho-boy. I won't egg him on, either. I will ignore him. If ever there was a candidate worthy of ISP banishment (is that the correct techno term) it's him. Even earnestlover has been posting lucidly lately, and hasn't threatened to murder anyone.

I don't like people who threaten, even if someone did look cross-eyed at them. And this guy sounded like he MEANT it. Do we want to encourage that? Do we want to make ammends with that? Do we want to give that a second chance?

Or do we want to pull the plug?

 

[Laurel]

That's a good question. What do you kids think?

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Wake Up

The lovely miss thorne... you may be able to answer this.

When alanis sings 'get up, and get out of here enough already' What do you think it means?

Da chef

ok darling chef .. i got out my jagged little pill cd .. i love so many of the tracks .. you oughta know .. hand in my pocket .. ironic .. Mary Jane (lol) .. the hidden bonus track where she refers to Joni Mitchell (another Canadian artist .. sorry just had to say) .. and i am just now studying the lyrics of Wake Up ..

hmmm well i must say luv .. the lyrics are so prevalent now .. the way this thread has been going .. i know what it means now ...

isn't it ironic .. don't you think .... it's the good advice that you just didn't take .. who would've thought .. it figures

and i've got one hand in my pocket and the other one is giving a high five ... to Dixon.

ahhh yes Alanis ... you gotta luv that crazy canuck ..

 

[Weird Harold]

That's a good question. What do you kids think?

Locking out the ISP is probably futile. If his provider is using a dynamic ISP, it won't always be the same.

I think shunning is the only real option, if nobody replies to any of his posts, no matter how irritating, eventually he will go away because we won't play his silly games.

 

[Laurel]

Good point. We're big believers in the free speech community blah blah stuff, but the violence thing is uncool. I don't care about arguments and silly posts, but I think threats of physical harm are stupid and unnecessary.

I read that whole "I'll Kill You All" post and Rolland, I have to tell you straightaway that it was a ridiculous post. We try really hard to keep this board as free as we can, but threatening posts scare people away, can get us in trouble, and all in all are bad for the site. That's the sort of stuff that may eventually force us to start censoring posts and banning users - something I really don't want to do. I don't run this site so I can play cop.

Please, don't be the one who spoils it for everyone. If you want to put "z" in your posts, fine. It only hurts your case, but that's your business. However, I humbly ask you to leave the violence and threats at the door. It's a sex site, after all. Make Love, Not War, man...

 

[*Eve*]

Mine of course is a chess analogy, since it is one of my favorite games but it's something that can be applied to everyone in essence saying that no one person is better or more important than the other, just like on a chess board, pawn are a key element in game just as each person in life has their own function.

 

[CreamyLady]

Oh, golly. I'm off having making mad, passionate love for one evening, and having a spat with SCE one day, and look what I miss!

Mine is my philosophy of the spirit.

 

[Nicole]

I had no idea.

Um, the putz threatened to kill someone on this Board and threatened to be a shit stirrer in an untold number of threads if he didn't get, what was it -- ? It doesn't matter. He threatened to terrorize. And the NEXT time he doesn't get his milk and cookies...?

Sorry. I've had no argument with him but I'm not going to play kissy-kiss welcome to the Board with psycho-boy. I won't egg him on, either. I will ignore him. If ever there was a candidate worthy of ISP banishment (is that the correct techno term) it's him. Even earnestlover has been posting lucidly lately, and hasn't threatened to murder anyone.

I don't like people who threaten, even if someone did look cross-eyed at them. And this guy sounded like he MEANT it. Do we want to encourage that? Do we want to make ammends with that? Do we want to give that a second chance?

Or do we want to pull the plug?

Dixon I had no idea what had happened, I take back my welcome Roland.

I do this because the people here are like family to me, Don't fuck with my family. I have had my disagreements with certain members of this board, but there is NO WAY I would ever Threaten to Kill someone.

Sorry just my point of view.

 

[Siren]

Now You See Why DCL Is My Lit GOD??

 

[Roland Gilliad]

::sits down in front of the jury known as the other literotica messagers. and attempts to plead his case: ahem.. i would like to make a formal and total apology for all of the things i said, I am DEEPLY sorry for anyone i pissed off or made mad.secondly, i would like to state that i NEVER EVER directly threatened to kill or maim anyone.Thirdly, my last ISP account was thrashed by a F-in cyber stalker and i dont want to be banned from anyplace again so please dont.
4thly in response to dixon carter lee, i will ask quite politely to you to NOT ruin anymore of my time here on this board. i did NOT ever threaten to be a "shit stirrer" on any threads and if you have any proof of that i would most certainly like to see it neither did i threaten to kill anyone. i said in these un-exact words that i wanted to beat someone up. thankfully i have boxing classes i recently went to and got rid of that pent up anger. thirdly go ahed and banish me...ok i said wrong things.Damnit to myself.damnit to every thing i typed ok..
DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT!!!!
ok you want me gone? im gone Viva La Resistance and F-in farewell..

 

[Siren]

UNMOVED...MY VOTE STANDS

 

[Laurel]

I'm not gonna ban you, Roland. I don't want to play that game - not with you, and not with anyone else. That's my point - when people do stuff like that, they push me into a corner because inevitably, someday, the recipient of the death threat/violence threat/whatever is going to come to me and ask for your removal, or the removal of whoever makes the poor judgement to make a public threat of violence. So then I either ignore it - putting myself in legal jeopardy should something happen - or I do something about it and become Site Cop.

Argue with people, if you must. Call them names, if that's necessary. I'm not saying you have to get along with everyone here (though it does make your stay here more fun when you do). But please (and I beg this of everyone here) - PLEASE don't make public threats like that. That's all I ask. Besides the being over 18 bit - I ask that too.

 

[Roland Gilliad]

you dont have to read this but im writing it any way for those who dont care or are too mad at me to care.
im sorry. what else do you want me to do? im taking out my posts that said threatening things. im gonna stop the nonsense. if you want anything else of me than say so
do u want me to stop posting on the general board? say so. you want me to be teachers pet? say so. you want me to change ? say so. but be scincere and not sarcastic. i can say im sorry and mean it. but if no one belives you than what good is it? you dont belive im serious? ok thats your opnion.you think im a loony? fine go right on ahead.you want me to go away. then get to gether and Tell me. not just 2 people i want 20 people to say they want me gone and im gone.im gonna go erase all the bad posts now. take my apology or leave it.. that choice i cant make for you. once again even if you dont belive it.I AM SORRY

 

[Roland Gilliad]

to dixon carter lee: i would like to say i dont like you very much and hope you step on thumbtacks for the rest of your days!

 

[GOD]

Just once, when someone says they're gonna leave, I wish that they would.....

 

[Roland Gilliad]

can i make amends????

i know it wont help much but im gonna say whatever nice things i can say about everybody
Svedish_Chef: you seem to know alot about the world and the world we live in. you seem and act intellegent and i would guess to be a man of the world
Never:i think i like your name and attitude. ive read your posts and think you to be a fine writer
Laural:i could not think of another person i would prefer to be the moderator. you try to help everyone along and doa good job keeping most people in line
Nicole: i know you hate me now. but i would like to thank you for your hello before dixon ruined me again. thanks , and your post are truely inspired
people i would like to just say somthing to
April: loosen up
Dixon carter lee: dont alwase bring up the past witch im trying to get over
lasher: dont hold anything i said against me, i want to be treated normally again not like an idiot or psycho
now for more compliments
*Eve*: you seem to be highly intellegent and well informed. you are also a very good writer when it comes to other things


thats all i can muster right now but that covers this thread
please dont hold past mistakes against me , im trying to make up for them so please dont totaly degrate me

 

[April]

NO APPEASEMENT!!!

I want you gone Roland! I don't ever want to see another post on the General Board from you. I will not tolerate your threats, attempted intimidation, and abusive language. You threatened to physically attack me and others. You threatened virus attacks, and cyber stalking. You also threatened to send bombs to Lasher. You are a danger to society, and to this board. Even if you apologized to me, which you should do and didn't, I would not accept. People read what you posted to me and to others, so erasing your posts will not erase your hatefulness.

LEAVE NOW

 

[GOD]

You ruined yourself, Roland. April's right, people did see what you wrote. There should be no Appeasement.

 

[Roland Gilliad]

no i will not leave. i will not leave. no because now that you are raising your voice and threating me. i do apologize. but you are one person. i can live with that. 2 i can stand 10 i can live with 20 i will survive with. thats that. the only way i will leave now is if im banned. and you wanna know why? because that will annoy you in the worst way possible because that will not give you what you want. do
you want to ignore my posts? thats your choice. but for those who will listen to me i will write them i will write them because i can and because this is a free nation and i intend to use that freedom. i will write. i will write and write and write until long after you have stopped posting here. you want to carry a grudge, then that is your choice.