lovecraft68
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Yeah I can see the youtube headline "Mid life crises doofus shows up the jump rope team"
Meet your new overlord.
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Yeah I can see the youtube headline "Mid life crises doofus shows up the jump rope team"
glynndah
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I was calling myself fat, actually.I know you aren't fat so that would be stupid.
hoor.
Oh, sure. I'm going now.
If anyone needs me, I'll be the good little witch sobbing in the corner.
bitch.
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ROTF I had re read this several times due to the tears of laughter!
Brilliant!
Brilliant!
Cumference
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You have to get that one out of your system!
Grab a ladder end a large permanent marker. Then put on a balaclava (there will be security cameras), nothing but a balaclava (there will be security cameras) and stick that apostrophe where it is supposed to be!
Ouch!
You have my deepest sympathy!
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Congrats on the throne, Oh Mighty Purveyor of Justice and HT Harmony.
Remember that when leading the unwashed masses, there are three basic principles:
- the stick
- the carrot
- where to stick the carrot
Yes, of course. Also known as Tucker's Principle.
My name is Garnate and I love puppies and kittens and coffee and analgesics and conspiracy theories and booze and kicking homeless people and fist fights and tropical fruit and shaming children and makeup and books and safe words and I'm really excited to join the How-To family.
The real question is who will play our Overlord in the movie..?
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I'm thinking Will Ferrell.
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Or Barbara Walters..
Yes! But, like, a YOUNG Barbara Walters. The 60 yr old Barbara that was still in her prime.
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Garnate
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I say Amy Smart
Of course she's about 10 years older then you.
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That made my heart siiiiiiiiiing! lol She could pull off my bitch attitude perfectly, though.
Yes but will she agree to bathroom selfies?
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What bitch attitude?
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You have people... Kool
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You have to audition on the couch first missy. You know the rules...I get casting credits, right?
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Ahhhhh! (Rubs face) that bitch attitude, I remember now. thank you sister for correcting my waywardness. Uh, I mean your overlord ness. Damn woman, you hit me so hard I forgot what thread I was in!
Bitth. Now I gotta fat wip.
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I'll have to plan a sortie into various printing plants, too, because they're all over my checks and their letterhead. Not to mention befriending some computer geeks to hack into the bank's website.
Smart?!? Garnate? Really?
Garnate and smart anything? You're new here, aren't you?
bitch.
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HOOR!!!I'll have to plan a sortie into various printing plants, too, because they're all over my checks and their letterhead. Not to mention befriending some computer geeks to hack into the bank's website.
Smart?!? Garnate? Really?
Garnate and smart anything? You're new here, aren't you?
bitch.
I think John Travolta could play Garnate. Just look at the resemblance.
Omg it's uncanny....
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