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Okay that's one with pepperoni and jalapeno's...you know what? I'm also gonna bring one meat lover's with extra bacon; anything else I need to do, Dear Overlord?
Meet your new overlord.
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I doubt Garnate would touch the meatlovers comment.And if Mauseass sees the bacon part... Way too much fodder there.
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With me there it would be opening a B&D B&B and B&K Bed and Kennel. Just saying.
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With me there it would be opening a B&D B&B and B&K Bed and Kennel. Just saying.
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How good at dancing like a quadriplegic are you? Entertainment is a must.
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He would have to change his name to Matt.
Eyereadtoo
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You know wut? Yeah, I don't dance...how about this? You're gonna need a personal assistant though, someone that can screen people out and all; Im pretty good at saying "no," maybe that helps???
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ha, famous last words
"are you done licking my boots clean, sla- , uh, i mean, assistant?"
"no, miss G"
"you don't mind sanding the bunions off my feet, do you, assistant?"
"no, miss G"
"have you put the 2nd coat of wax on momma's car, assistant?"
"no miss G"
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My name is Garnate and I love puppies and kittens and coffee and analgesics and conspiracy theories and booze and kicking homeless people and fist fights and tropical fruit and shaming children and makeup and books and safe words and I'm really excited to join the How-To family.
Congrats on the throne, Oh Mighty Purveyor of Justice and HT Harmony.
Remember that when leading the unwashed masses, there are three basic principles:
- the stick
- the carrot
- where to stick the carrot
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Forgetting the 2nd coat will get you fired.
From a cannon.
Congrats on the throne, Oh Mighty Purveyor of Justice and HT Harmony.
Remember that when leading the unwashed masses, there are three basic principles:
- the stick
- the carrot
- where to stick the carrot
Love this.
Eyereadtoo
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Forgetting the 2nd coat will get you fired.
From a cannon.
Love this.
Screw the first, second and third coat; I got her a new car.
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Screw the first, second and third coat; I got her a new car.
Yeah? What kind??
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damn he is good isn't he?
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Mercedes S Class...although I can take it back and wax the Charger. And no, I wasn't inferring anything sexual by my offering to "wax her Charger."
But now that I think about it...
But now that I think about it...
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Mercedes S Class...although I can take it back and wax the Charger. And no, I wasn't inferring anything sexual by my offering to "wax her Charger."
But now that I think about it...
Well, since this is all imaginary I'll take it all. ALL of it. Rawr
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Aww. I'm disappointed . I thought he would go for the 1970 deep purple 440 hemi cuda. wtf!
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Ummm, Overlord lemme get this straight. You want to keep your Charger, have it waxed; hold on to the Mercedes and have me give you a Brazillian wax???
Cuz I'm all over that!!!
edit: Don't you fuckers judge me, look at her boobs and tell me you wouldn't do the same.
I dare you.
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All I see is a gun. Did you miss that part? She has boobs? Garnate why didn't you tell me you had boobs?
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Ummm, Overlord lemme get this straight. You want to keep your Charger, have it waxed; hold on to the Mercedes and have me give you a Brazillian wax???
Cuz I'm all over that!!!
edit: Don't you fuckers judge me, look at her boobs and tell me you wouldn't do the same.
I dare you.
I like you.
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Ummm, Overlord lemme get this straight. You want to keep your Charger, have it waxed; hold on to the Mercedes and have me give you a Brazillian wax???
Cuz I'm all over that!!!
edit: Don't you fuckers judge me, look at her boobs and tell me you wouldn't do the same.
I dare you.
I judge. I would've understood it if she hadn't had any genital warts, but not now.
If you didn't know about the warts, SURPRISE! Have fun waxing her.
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Luckily I keep my genital warts on my hands, just to mix things up.
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