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Someone that resembles your avatar wouldn't need roofies...just smile and crook their finger. But the odds of finding one of those is one in a million lol
That's the spirit! ^5!I, for one, welcome our new mod overlord.
I only respect mods who uses the ban-hammer on the smallest of infractions and never backtrack her decisions or admit that she’s wrong. Never off an explanation and keeping the whole community in constant fear of doing something wrong.
I think you can be that mod, Garnate. To be the mod who earns everyone’s respect by being a complete and utter bitch.
How goes the overlordship?
Tiara fit ok?
Robe warm and toasty?
Can we offer you a beverage?
I'm just glad there's cable. How's your day going, mama? I picture you routinely kicking people's asses all day.
That's the spirit! ^5!
I can be that mod for you, Maus. Or die trying! Or just really try hard. Well....I'll put in a great effort. Occasionally. Occasionally I'll put in effort. We'll see how it goes.
My name is Garnate and I love puppies and kittens and coffee and analgesics and conspiracy theories and booze and kicking homeless people and fist fights and tropical fruit and shaming children and makeup and books and safe words and I'm really excited to join the How-To family.
Fuck, what kind of attitude is that? I want you to mod everyone, not just me.
SO FUCKING UNFAIR!
I'm going to tell Lauren about your antics, if I find the time, or maybe I'll just do it tomorrow, or not at all. We'll see how it goes. But I'm really mad, just not mad enough to actually do anything about it.
Can't believe this hasn't been done yet. There.
Plus matching necklace.
And Garnate R (for Regina, naturally) is practically an anagram of Garter, which as well as being an essential undergarment for all Lit moderators - especially the men who find it handy as a secondary holster - is also an Order with a fetching robe for your coronation.
Let the ceremony commence!
My kind of woman.Well, there's been a whole lot of cursing, but I'm neither in jail, nor fired, so, so far so good. Thanks for asking.
I picture that too, and then I get distracted from what I'm supposed to be doing.
Yes, you must find this "Lauren" at once! Put a really bad word in for me.Fuck, what kind of attitude is that? I want you to mod everyone, not just me.
SO FUCKING UNFAIR!
I'm going to tell Lauren about your antics, if I find the time, or maybe I'll just do it tomorrow, or not at all. We'll see how it goes. But I'm really mad, just not mad enough to actually do anything about it.
Long time no chat!!I want you. NOw.
Dude your a day late n dollar short
YOU DON'T GET TO TELL HIM WHAT HE IS OR ISN'T *Mod smack*
Thatta boy.You can always trust me to put in a bad word for you. ALWAYS!
Oh so that's how it is?
<<not writing your name on the bathroom walls anymore.
You've broken my heart this day.
I just wrote your name on my penis. Happy now?
I had it inked on my flaps. Both.
I love you.I had it inked on my flaps. Both.
I love you.