Meet your new overlord.

Someone that resembles your avatar wouldn't need roofies...just smile and crook their finger. But the odds of finding one of those is one in a million lol
 
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Someone that resembles your avatar wouldn't need roofies...just smile and crook their finger. But the odds of finding one of those is one in a million lol

I resemble my avatar, since it's me. How lucky lol. :rolleyes:
 
I, for one, welcome our new mod overlord.

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I only respect mods who uses the ban-hammer on the smallest of infractions and never backtrack her decisions or admit that she’s wrong. Never off an explanation and keeping the whole community in constant fear of doing something wrong.

I think you can be that mod, Garnate. To be the mod who earns everyone’s respect by being a complete and utter bitch.
 
I, for one, welcome our new mod overlord.

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That's the spirit! ^5!
I only respect mods who uses the ban-hammer on the smallest of infractions and never backtrack her decisions or admit that she’s wrong. Never off an explanation and keeping the whole community in constant fear of doing something wrong.

I think you can be that mod, Garnate. To be the mod who earns everyone’s respect by being a complete and utter bitch.

I can be that mod for you, Maus. Or die trying! Or just really try hard. Well....I'll put in a great effort. Occasionally. Occasionally I'll put in effort. We'll see how it goes.
 
How goes the overlordship?

Tiara fit ok?

Robe warm and toasty?

Can we offer you a beverage?
 
How goes the overlordship?

Tiara fit ok?

Robe warm and toasty?

Can we offer you a beverage?

:D

I'm just glad there's cable. How's your day going, mama? I picture you routinely kicking people's asses all day.
 
:D

I'm just glad there's cable. How's your day going, mama? I picture you routinely kicking people's asses all day.

Well, there's been a whole lot of cursing, but I'm neither in jail, nor fired, so, so far so good. Thanks for asking. :rose:

I picture that too, and then I get distracted from what I'm supposed to be doing.
 
That's the spirit! ^5!


I can be that mod for you, Maus. Or die trying! Or just really try hard. Well....I'll put in a great effort. Occasionally. Occasionally I'll put in effort. We'll see how it goes.

Fuck, what kind of attitude is that? I want you to mod everyone, not just me.

SO FUCKING UNFAIR!

I'm going to tell Laurel about your antics, if I find the time, or maybe I'll just do it tomorrow, or not at all. We'll see how it goes. But I'm really mad, just not mad enough to actually do anything about it. :mad:
 
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My name is Garnate and I love puppies and kittens and coffee and analgesics and conspiracy theories and booze and kicking homeless people and fist fights and tropical fruit and shaming children and makeup and books and safe words and I'm really excited to join the How-To family.


:rose:

I want you. NOw.
 
Fuck, what kind of attitude is that? I want you to mod everyone, not just me.

SO FUCKING UNFAIR!

I'm going to tell Lauren about your antics, if I find the time, or maybe I'll just do it tomorrow, or not at all. We'll see how it goes. But I'm really mad, just not mad enough to actually do anything about it. :mad:

Modding from the bottom. *shakes head*
 
Can't believe this hasn't been done yet. There.

Plus matching necklace.

And Garnate R (for Regina, naturally) is practically an anagram of Garter, which as well as being an essential undergarment for all Lit moderators - especially the men who find it handy as a secondary holster - is also an Order with a fetching robe for your coronation.

Let the ceremony commence!

Dude your a day late n dollar short
 
Well, there's been a whole lot of cursing, but I'm neither in jail, nor fired, so, so far so good. Thanks for asking. :rose:

I picture that too, and then I get distracted from what I'm supposed to be doing.
My kind of woman.
Fuck, what kind of attitude is that? I want you to mod everyone, not just me.

SO FUCKING UNFAIR!

I'm going to tell Lauren about your antics, if I find the time, or maybe I'll just do it tomorrow, or not at all. We'll see how it goes. But I'm really mad, just not mad enough to actually do anything about it. :mad:
Yes, you must find this "Lauren" at once! Put a really bad word in for me.
I want you. NOw.
Long time no chat!!
Dude your a day late n dollar short

YOU DON'T GET TO TELL HIM WHAT HE IS OR ISN'T :mad: *Mod smack*


:)
 
You can always trust me to put in a bad word for you. ALWAYS! :mad:
 
I peed your name in the snow, except there was no snow and I only got to Garna, but still.
 
Wait! I just came stroking your name on my cock and made your name in the wall out of sperm. If that's not love. what is?

Oh...and she asked. "What are you reading?" And I said. "My cock. It says Garnate."
 
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