Men/Women: What did you (do you) call masturbation?

[tnhardon]

Jack off and masturbate are my main ways of referring to it.

Jerk off, beat my meat, play with myself, rub one out, are all other ways I’ve heard it referred to by people from my generation

 

[BongoGal]

One term my friends and I used was "brushing my hair" or "I think I need to brush up a bit". Other than her fingers a girl's best friend is her hairbrush.

I admit that I have never heard that expression before even though one of my first 'loves' was a hairbrush handle.

 

[XsNrg]

Call it a mutual pleasure.....

 

[Soccerfanpen21]

I admit that I have never heard that expression before even though one of my first 'loves' was a hairbrush handle.

Brush handles were a first lover for a lot of us. My first brush with a brush handle was with my BFF Lisa, she was all excited in school one day and had to tell me what she had learned from her seeing her older sister use one.

 

[BongoGal]

Brush handles were a first lover for a lot of us. My first brush with a brush handle was with my BFF Lisa, she was all excited in school one day and had to tell me what she had learned from her seeing her older sister use one.

Now that is even more foreign to me. I never talked about such things with friends until sometime in college.

 

[Beholders_Eye]

I usually refer to it (to myself) as a 'session'. This is because I make a several hour event out of it.

 

[AlexBailey]

Tossing
tossing off
cuing up
….

 

[Zootonius]

Mister Bates and his son, Master Bates.

 

[Filipinawife]

Enjoyable

 

[Jjlali]

Whipping up a batch

 

[gin53man]

satisfying

 

[AspiringAuthor]

My boyfriend says, when I'm getting "fresh" with him on the phone, that I'm diddling. I kinda like that, too.

My rat bastard of a husband always made it feel dirty, not so much in what it was he said, but HOW he said it. "Are you out here playin' with yourself again?" Not anymore, thanks a lot.

 

[ChineseKate]

fingering or playing

 

[Mtnmike]

My boyfriend says, when I'm getting "fresh" with him on the phone, that I'm diddling. I kinda like that, too.

My rat bastard of a husband always made it feel dirty, not so much in what it was he said, but HOW he said it. "Are you out here playin' with yourself again?" Not anymore, thanks a lot.

Wow really, I like "Playing with Myself" phrase, guess i'm weird

 

[AspiringAuthor]

Wow really, I like "Playing with Myself" phrase, guess i'm weird

It's not really the "what", but the "how"... You're not weird at all

 

[Mtnmike]

It's not really the "what", but the "how"... You're not weird at all

I'm sorry, he sounds like a real A**. You deserve better.

 

[lilblonde69er]

Exclusively refer to it as flicking the bean

 

[van_delay]

My default is jacking off. Stroking myself if I'm telling someone what I'm doing.

 

[lilblonde69er]

My default is jacking off. Stroking myself if I'm telling someone what I'm doing.

Oh, I guess I didn’t think of that… I also tend to be more descriptive if I’m telling someone what I’m doing. Like right now I’m rubbing my vibe up and down my clit

 

[van_delay]

Oh, I guess I didn’t think of that… I also tend to be more descriptive if I’m telling someone what I’m doing. Like right now I’m rubbing my vibe up and down my clit

Fun.

 

[lilblonde69er]

Fun.

Yes it is

 

[JessGabriel]

For a brief period I called using my egg vibrator "Taking a ride on a Tic-Tac". My husband was not amused.

 

[haventdonethat]

Growing up it was always "beating the meat", for us guys and even some of the girls.
I know one of them changed her mind when I showed her how to masturbate as in make love to your own cock. She said she would never call it beating the meat again.
Nowadays I just call it jerking off.

 

[Navigate]

So simple for me - I still love to say "masturbate" and thoroughly enjoy my masturbation! A close 2nd of my favorite expressions is "passionately playing with my penis" but if I need just one word, better to me than all the synonyms, it's still MASTURBATE. Oh yeah. And that's what I'm doing now.

 

[CuckGuy89]

Jacking off