Mixed Mailbag

[glynndah]

Put the tips together to create a Holy Trinity.

Don't you have to shout "Go, Avengers!" or somethin', too?

 

[Saucyminx]

Don't you have to shout "Go, Avengers!" or somethin', too?

I don't know. I thought it was more traditional to yell "Have at thee!" during a sword fight.

 

[Miles Long]

Don't you have to shout "Go, Avengers!" or somethin', too?

I don't know. I thought it was more traditional to yell "Have at thee!" during a sword fight.

"Thrust, parry!"

 

[Saucyminx]

"Thrust, parry!"

Dodge, boing!

 

[Emerson40]

You know if you need 'em.

 

[Miles Long]

New Zealand's best streaming website. In the world!

Yesterday's TV tomorrow!

 

[Miles Long]

Orange is the new Bleek!

 

[Emerson40]

There is a coffee called Wiener Melange, that DOES NOT contain wieners

 

[Saucyminx]

*coffee picture*

Maybe yours doesn't contain wieners. I suspect that comes in during the mixing.

I think I'll have a cup while watching the Papa Ru Ru show.

 

[Emerson40]

 

[Saucyminx]

I'd say she's taking pictures with more than her phone if she's in that position and wearing a skirt.

You can't beat those with a selfie stick!

 

[midwestyankee]

I'd say she's taking pictures with more than her phone if she's in that position and wearing a skirt.

You can't beat those with a selfie stick!

Can't you just see the usual pervs in their stained trench coats following women who leave shoe stores with those shoes in their cute little shopping bags? Waiting for just the right time to get a fully horizontal "upskirt."

 

[Emerson40]

I'd say she's taking pictures with more than her phone if she's in that position and wearing a skirt.

You can't beat those with a selfie stick!

Yes, you got it. She was kind enough to allow me to place my phone in her other shoe.

I have a small showing of my works at a quaint, bohemian gallery on the East side, The Displabia.


I've called the collection:
"What A Sweaty Dollar Bill Can't Unsee - Revelations from the base of the brass pole"

 

[Emerson40]

Can't you just see the usual pervs in their stained trench coats following women who leave shoe stores with those shoes in their cute little shopping bags? Waiting for just the right time to get a fully horizontal "upskirt."

MWY, speaking of usual pervs and upskirts, your peach av from yesterday reminded me of something, but I wasn't sure your guests would've appreciated it posted in your Bondage Barn. They seemed a little squeemy about the whole Claw thing.

Click →→ this ←← at your own peril

 

[Saucyminx]

Oh my. That just looks angry. . .

Em, do you sign your work? I'm looking for some art for the foyer.

 

[Saucyminx]

Can't you just see the usual pervs in their stained trench coats following women who leave shoe stores with those shoes in their cute little shopping bags? Waiting for just the right time to get a fully horizontal "upskirt."

Stained trench coats is what hit that image out of the ballpark; the sweaty balllpark.

And they are awful shoes, just freakin awful!

 

[Emerson40]

Oh my. That just looks angry. . .

Em, do you sign your work? I'm looking for some art for the foyer.

Sign them?

Uh, sure... it looks more "map of the hawaiian islands" than cursive, but you could call it a signature.

 

[midwestyankee]

MWY, speaking of usual pervs and upskirts, your peach av from yesterday reminded me of something, but I wasn't sure your guests would've appreciated it posted in your Bondage Barn. They seemed a little squeemy about the whole Claw thing.

Click →→ this ←← at your own peril

That's delicious, Em. Mind if I borrow it?

 

[Emerson40]

That's delicious, Em. Mind if I borrow it?

Not at all.

As the saying goes, when the juice is dripping off your chin, one peach is not enough.

 

[imemkay]

He's Gettin' Hydrophobic!

I don't know what's funnier, the fact they don't know how to work a seatbelt or the laugh of the woman filming.

 

[Emerson40]

 

[Emerson40]

 

[Emerson40]

This girl can dance to anything.

 

[Emerson40]

 

[Bustins]

I love the sense of humor on here, sex with a laugh