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[MidwestPrincess23]

 

[AlwaysDancing]

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Hey!! Sexy pickle. Your booty is juicy and you are so fine!!!

 

[naughty_stories]

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You're definitely a big "dill"

 

[13Fantasies]

You're a sexy little pickle with a juicy booty, @MidwestPrincess23.

 

[Crownvic]

Yum yum get me some...

 

[peekingone]

Update - The water softener person was a woman
And we chatted a lot... she was here over an hour. And if you're wondering, I DID keep my bra on

Nice I think I need soft water.... See you shouldn't have put it on in the first place.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Okay… there is never a bad time to start posting recipes… how about this one???


Who names these things anyway??? This doesn’t even sound good!!!

 

[SWR101]

Okay… there is never a bad time to start posting recipes… how about this one???
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Who names these things anyway??? This doesn’t even sound good!!!

Peppermint, grenadine, and ORANGE JUICE?

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Peppermint, grenadine, and ORANGE JUICE?

That's what I'm saying... nothing about that sounds good!!! But... I mean... I am corn fed, kinda country and I do have a well... you know - so the name was fun anyway lmao

 

[naughty_stories]

That's what I'm saying... nothing about that sounds good!!! But... I mean... I am corn fed, kinda country and I do have a well... you know - so the name was fun anyway lmao

Very strange combination. Definitely one of those WTF were you thinking when you came up with it?

 

[Qky75]

Okay… there is never a bad time to start posting recipes… how about this one???
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Who names these things anyway??? This doesn’t even sound good!!!

Shouldn't that be,

Bacon grease
Tuna juice
And a white claw?

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Shouldn't that be,

Bacon grease
Tuna juice
And a white claw?

OMG! That's even worse!!!!!!

 

[Madhatter02]

Okay… there is never a bad time to start posting recipes… how about this one???
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Who names these things anyway??? This doesn’t even sound good!!!

Maybe switch the peppermint with peach

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Maybe switch the peppermint with peach

That would be a huge improvement!!!

 

[LostHorizon]

Okay… there is never a bad time to start posting recipes… how about this one???
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Who names these things anyway??? This doesn’t even sound good!!!

Is a country pussy and farm cat?

 

[naughty_stories]

That would be a huge improvement!!!

Maybe cinnamon schnapps with peach liqueur

Or a favorite in my house:
1 part vodka
1 part raspberry liqueur
2 parts cranberry juice

I say parts because I've been known to make it by the gallon and as long as the ratio is right it doesn't matter how much you make at once.

 

[SpicyMama38]

Shouldn't that be,

Bacon grease
Tuna juice
And a white claw?

Omg!!! That’s awful!!

 

[willlph]

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Maybe cinnamon schnapps with peach liqueur

Or a favorite in my house:
1 part vodka
1 part raspberry liqueur
2 parts cranberry juice

I say parts because I've been known to make it by the gallon and as long as the ratio is right it doesn't matter how much you make at once.

Sounds like I know what I'm making a gallon of for Thanksgiving!!!

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

"it's not as bad as I thought" LMFAO!!!! I'm dying

 

[willlph]

"it's not as bad as I thought" LMFAO!!!! I'm dying

His voice saying it is what kills me

 

[MisterAlice]

Shouldn't that be,

Bacon grease
Tuna juice
And a white claw?

I think that drink's called a Dive Bar Dirty Pussy cocktail. It's what you get when you're hammered. It doesn't come with fruit. Instead, you get the last single barfly left in the place at 2 a.m.

 

[UnquietDreams]

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[__Nathan1968]

I created a cocktail I call Carrie’s Prom

 

[UnquietDreams]

Okay… there is never a bad time to start posting recipes… how about this one???
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Who names these things anyway??? This doesn’t even sound good!!!

It's all about sounding sexy and naughty when you order it and tell people what you ordered.

And holly hand grenades and grenadine, what the hell flavor profile are they going for? "I just brushed my teeth then drank orange juice?"