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People who say things like ā€œI only want to be woken up for sex or natural disastersā€ got no idea what theyā€™re missing.
Iā€™m a nocturnal insomniac. My list is:

Do not wake unless
1) Kisses (or other forms of physical affection)
2) Waffles (or chilaquiles or omelettes)
3) Building is on fire.
 
Waffle House is its own amazing and wonderful thing, comparing it to a diner is an insult to both
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WaHo probably needs a different category, since you get brunch and a show šŸ¤£
 
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WaHo probably needs a different category, since you get brunch and a show šŸ¤£
Waffle House is itā€™s own category, and Iā€™ll be honest, Iā€™ve been eating at them fairly regularly for the better part of 4 decades and have never had any altercations at them.

That said, as a southerner, if you see a closed Waffle House, RUN. If you see a boarded up Waffle House, youā€™re fucked, you have lost the chance to run and had best just accept your fate.
 
Waffle House is itā€™s own category, and Iā€™ll be honest, Iā€™ve been eating at them fairly regularly for the better part of 4 decades and have never had any altercations at them.

That said, as a southerner, if you see a closed Waffle House, RUN. If you see a boarded up Waffle House, youā€™re fucked, you have lost the chance to run and had best just accept your fate.
Iā€™ve lived in the south for 10ish years now, only been to Waffle House about 5 times. 2/5 of those times there were altercations lol. They were just verbal, but still very entertaining.
 
Iā€™ve lived in the south for 10ish years now, only been to Waffle House about 5 times. 2/5 of those times there were altercations lol. They were just verbal, but still very entertaining.
Every town should have an "Awful Waffle".

Should be written into Law.
 
Iā€™ve lived in the south for 10ish years now, only been to Waffle House about 5 times. 2/5 of those times there were altercations lol. They were just verbal, but still very entertaining.
Iā€™ve never been to a Waffle House. But this sounds like Dennyā€™s. Though, tbf, like 85% of the times Iā€™ve been to Dennyā€™s were after the bars closed and they were the only place open.
 
Iā€™ve never been to a Waffle House. But this sounds like Dennyā€™s. Though, tbf, like 85% of the times Iā€™ve been to Dennyā€™s were after the bars closed and they were the only place open.
Dennyā€™s was that place up north, too. Waffle House is miniature version of Dennyā€™s with a much smaller menu, and a more classic feel in that you can see the grill and cooks and whatnot.

Also primarily visited for being the only thing open.

In the city I grew up in, we had a classic non-chain diner that was open 24hrs. It was the BEST. So tiny, so full of love (and drunksā€¦ but the good kind).
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Dennyā€™s was that place up north, too. Waffle House is miniature version of Dennyā€™s with a much smaller menu, and a more classic feel in that you can see the grill and cooks and whatnot.

Also primarily visited for being the only thing open.

In the city I grew up in, we had a classic non-chain diner that was open 24hrs. It was the BEST. So tiny, so full of love (and drunksā€¦ but the good kind).
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This was the diner I used to go to with my grandma for many years. And in my 20ā€™s and 30ā€™s my friends and I would almost invariably end up here after the bar if we were anywhere in the neighborhood or gather here for brunch on the patio the following day. They still have my very favorite hash browns.
 
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This was the diner I used to go to with my grandma for many years. And in my 20ā€™s and 30ā€™s my friends and I would almost invariably end up here after the bar if we were anywhere in the neighborhood or gather here for brunch on the patio the following day. They still have my very favorite hash browns.
Bar stools with BACKS. Those look so comfy. I love it.
 
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