Money Dommes Heaven

[catalina_francisco]

hey Eb... I am tired of being a lowly sub... and you and Johnny took all my cash in the Haven.... Will you please teach me how to be a kick ass online domme like you? Of course, you are gonna have to tell me what you do for sex, cause I would sure as hell miss my weekly ration.

Please refrain from talking to our leader directly, first you need to prove that you are worthy.

Since I am the accountent I want to first see how much money you have left. And if you have not given enough we can always earn a couple of bucks by renting you out untill you in a couple of years have earned the right to ask our enlightened leader one question.

Francisco.

 

[niteshade]

Please refrain from talking to our leader directly, first you need to prove that you are worthy.

Since I am the accountent I want to first see how much money you have left. And if you have not given enough we can always earn a couple of bucks by renting you out untill you in a couple of years have earned the right to ask our enlightened leader one question.

Francisco.

*crawls forward on hands and knees, offering up copies of bank statements showing negative balances, and the copy of the car title sent to Her Wonderusness*

Maybe I could trade a favor?

damn it, i just cant seem to get off my knees around you people... you Must be real Doms/Dommes

 

[Ebonyfire]

Please refrain from talking to our leader directly, first you need to prove that you are worthy.

Since I am the accountent I want to first see how much money you have left. And if you have not given enough we can always earn a couple of bucks by renting you out untill you in a couple of years have earned the right to ask our enlightened leader one question.

Francisco.

That's right! Tribute, tribute, I need tribute. any trust fund money? Dig deep subbies, this is important...to Me, I have baubles to buy

 

[Ebonyfire]

[BMaybe I could trade a favor?

damn it, i just cant seem to get off my knees around you people... you Must be real Doms/Dommes [/B]

Well you could get your ass out and make a few bucks, before you go to your corner, bring me a mai tai!

 

[Ebonyfire]

hey Eb... I am tired of being a lowly sub... and you and Johnny took all my cash in the Haven.... Will you please teach me how to be a kick ass online domme like you? Of course, you are gonna have to tell me what you do for sex, cause I would sure as hell miss my weekly ration.

REAL Dommes are not taught they are BORN.

 

[catalina_francisco]

REAL Dommes are not taught they are BORN.

BUt of course if you pay enough money, EB can teach you to be a real born Domme.

Francisco.

 

[Ebonyfire]

BUt of course if you pay enough money, EB can teach you to be a real born Domme.

Francisco.

How much should I charge?

 

[Desdemona]

All I can say is, I was here a day or 2 ago. Don't forget I'm your business partner, Eb. These others can start their own franchises after the training is over.

 

[Ebonyfire]

All I can say is, I was here a day or 2 ago. Don't forget I'm your business partner, Eb. These others can start their own franchises after the training is over.

LOL

 

[Desdemona]

LOL

Real Dommes stand up for themselves.

 

[Ebonyfire]

Real Dommes stand up for themselves.

Uh oh, I gotta have a little talk with snooze!

 

[Desdemona]

Uh oh, I gotta have a little talk with snooze!

shhhhh. Its our secret. I'm your business partner after all. You wouldn't rat me out now, would you? I'm sure we can work out a suitable arrangement that will be satisfactory to all concerned.

 

[Ebonyfire]

shhhhh. Its our secret. I'm your business partner after all. You wouldn't rat me out now, would you? I'm sure we can work out a suitable arrangement that will be satisfactory to all concerned.

I thought you'd say that.

 

[Desdemona]

I thought you'd say that.

Money talks.

 

[Ebonyfire]

Money talks.

Sho nuff! And we all know what the rest of the quote says...

 

[Desdemona]

Sho nuff! And we all know what the rest of the quote says...

All mine ever says is goodbye?

 

[Ebonyfire]

All mine ever says is goodbye?

I was thinking of "Money talks and bullshit walks!"

 

[catalina_francisco]

How much should I charge?

You should not worry about money EB that is way too mundane for you. Let me take care of all those little details. You need to concentrate on more important matters.

In essence of course everyone should prove that they want to become a real dome, so that means we should charge a minimum of 95 % of their monthly income, with a minimum amount of 12,500 dollars a months.

For those that do not earn enough they can work it of in our new arising church of the EB.

Francisco.

 

[Ebonyfire]

You should not worry about money EB that is way too mundane for you. Let me take care of all those little details. You need to concentrate on more important matters.

In essence of course everyone should prove that they want to become a real dome, so that means we should charge a minimum of 95 % of their monthly income, with a minimum amount of 12,500 dollars a months.

For those that do not earn enough they can work it of in our new arising church of the EB.

Francisco.

Make that euros. Has anyone seen the exchange rate? The dollar is getting fucked and no lube in sight!

 

[Ebonyfire]

Baptism

The church is offering a new service:

Baptism by Bankruptcy.

Walk-ins are welcome.

 

[catalina_francisco]

Re: Baptism

The church is offering a new service:

Baptism by Bankruptcy.

Walk-ins are welcome.

See this is why you are our leader, you have such good ideas.

Francisco

 

[Ebonyfire]

Re: Re: Baptism

See this is why you are our leader, you have such good ideas.

Francisco

Well I am in the business of saving souls from the sin of prosperity

 

[Ebonyfire]

And as for the panties, I will get faux silk from Walmart and charge Victoria's Secret prices for "used" panties that I have never seen much less worn.

Maybe you would like to buy my used boots and shoes. You know the ones I really get from Good will. They have somebody's stink on them, unfortunately not Mine. Everyone knows My fete don't stink!

 

[catalina_francisco]

Of course we all know that EB is perfect,

EB does not have any BO except those that smell good and make money.

Francisco.

 

[Ebonyfire]

Of course we all know that EB is perfect,

EB does not have any BO except those that smell good and make money.

Francisco.

Oh, but I do have some BO. But I call them submissives, LOL.