intothewoods
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You are all very sick individuals.
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You are all very sick individuals.
This thread is just outstanding. I don't know what's more entertaining to contemplate.
A - a pervy twist on The Taming of the Shrew (everything laced with jizz, she'll cave when she gets hungry enough), or
B - slow grin. "What's so funny?" "Did you enjoy your salad, dear?"

The advice that I managed to 'weed' out of the posts were much appreciated and I can't thank you all enough for reading and taking the time to post... and even the sick bastards that seemed to enjoy the biased unkind posts... I get it, different strokes-different folks...
I also DO understand to many I am being childish, anything you've thought and said, I've thought it ALL myself, times 100... and I'm a big girl and know it's time to put my big girl panties on and just get over it... I suppose it's possible I just needed to be heard... understood and made fun of too; although I am not one to react kindly to being made fun of... just my personality.
As for weather I am a Dom or a Sub... that's difficult to say, as of now, I seem to want to try both ends, however, I do find myself being more "top" then not. I want some control, however, I definitely want it taken from me as well. I have introduced myself, just days ago as being relatively new to this lifestyle... okay, well, maybe not "new" but understanding that I have a label... prior I just assumed I was wrong or tried to push certain feelings down... obviously it didn't work and when I hit my peak, or rather the beginning of it (mid-30's) I started to explore and my curious, gotta know mind started discovering there was this world I had no clue I fit into like a missing puzzle piece fits that certain puzzle... I know pretty cliche` but... it's it TRUE!
I am not trying to make excuses for myself; hence why I was and am grateful for all posts... even (like I already said) the ones that weren't quite as useful as others might have been.
AND... my apologies for missing the #3 post... my oversight; I only have myself to blame for that miss... and the fact that I am and was on a lack of sleep bender... I am an insomniac and after a very long weekend I wasn't running on all cylinders... so thank you for pointing that out.
again... thank you. I am unsure if anyone is curious or not... but when I DO get this handled in the way I see fit ( and I WILL ), I will definitely update further...
He can blast her across the face all well and good and messy (you know, with droplets in her eye lashes, a bit in her hair, something on and/or in her ear, then she can take her right index finger (as her left hand is still holding his cock), rub his jizz into her face a little bit and then lick her finger clean. As she gets used to it, she can lick up more and more.
Not making fun of you, just a bunch of pervy bastards having fun on your thread.The advice that I managed to 'weed' out of the posts were much appreciated and I can't thank you all enough for reading and taking the time to post... and even the sick bastards that seemed to enjoy the biased unkind posts... I get it, different strokes-different folks...
I also DO understand to many I am being childish, anything you've thought and said, I've thought it ALL myself, times 100... and I'm a big girl and know it's time to put my big girl panties on and just get over it... I suppose it's possible I just needed to be heard... understood and made fun of too; although I am not one to react kindly to being made fun of... just my personality.
As for weather I am a Dom or a Sub... that's difficult to say, as of now, I seem to want to try both ends, however, I do find myself being more "top" then not. I want some control, however, I definitely want it taken from me as well. I have introduced myself, just days ago as being relatively new to this lifestyle... okay, well, maybe not "new" but understanding that I have a label... prior I just assumed I was wrong or tried to push certain feelings down... obviously it didn't work and when I hit my peak, or rather the beginning of it (mid-30's) I started to explore and my curious, gotta know mind started discovering there was this world I had no clue I fit into like a missing puzzle piece fits that certain puzzle... I know pretty cliche` but... it's it TRUE!
I am not trying to make excuses for myself; hence why I was and am grateful for all posts... even (like I already said) the ones that weren't quite as useful as others might have been.
AND... my apologies for missing the #3 post... my oversight; I only have myself to blame for that miss... and the fact that I am and was on a lack of sleep bender... I am an insomniac and after a very long weekend I wasn't running on all cylinders... so thank you for pointing that out.
again... thank you. I am unsure if anyone is curious or not... but when I DO get this handled in the way I see fit ( and I WILL ), I will definitely update further...

The advice that I managed to 'weed' out of the posts were much appreciated and I can't thank you all enough for reading and taking the time to post... and even the sick bastards that seemed to enjoy the biased unkind posts... I get it, different strokes-different folks...
I also DO understand to many I am being childish, anything you've thought and said, I've thought it ALL myself, times 100... and I'm a big girl and know it's time to put my big girl panties on and just get over it... I suppose it's possible I just needed to be heard... understood and made fun of too; although I am not one to react kindly to being made fun of... just my personality.
As for weather I am a Dom or a Sub... that's difficult to say, as of now, I seem to want to try both ends, however, I do find myself being more "top" then not. I want some control, however, I definitely want it taken from me as well. I have introduced myself, just days ago as being relatively new to this lifestyle... okay, well, maybe not "new" but understanding that I have a label... prior I just assumed I was wrong or tried to push certain feelings down... obviously it didn't work and when I hit my peak, or rather the beginning of it (mid-30's) I started to explore and my curious, gotta know mind started discovering there was this world I had no clue I fit into like a missing puzzle piece fits that certain puzzle... I know pretty cliche` but... it's it TRUE!
I am not trying to make excuses for myself; hence why I was and am grateful for all posts... even (like I already said) the ones that weren't quite as useful as others might have been.
AND... my apologies for missing the #3 post... my oversight; I only have myself to blame for that miss... and the fact that I am and was on a lack of sleep bender... I am an insomniac and after a very long weekend I wasn't running on all cylinders... so thank you for pointing that out.
again... thank you. I am unsure if anyone is curious or not... but when I DO get this handled in the way I see fit ( and I WILL ), I will definitely update further...
That's an interesting one.
I love swallowing...... but give the jizz two seconds to cool on skin/whatever, and I will NOT want it anywhere near my mouth.
Hot from the cock and straight into my mouth is wonderful. Anything else and it's an icky cold slimy thing.
Have you thought of licking his cum off of him or your fingers? That way you can control your intake...
Just dubious that I'm going to get along with someone who has a hard time satisfying me in a way that's important to me.
Or one of those O-ring gags with teeth protectors that force and hold the mouth open. Restrain her and just O in her mouth until she gets used to it.
A shot glass with a little bit of neutral-flavored oil, like canola, serves the purpose. With the added lubrication, the live seed won't stick to the glass, but just go down smooth like a raw egg.
Who let the pervs out!?
All kidding aside: Yes. At least in my case. If you can't take my essence, how am I supposed to believe that you'll go the extra mile to please me?is swallowing really ~that~ crucial to a relationship?
I've tested this empirically with a talented oralist, one of those "oenophile oralists" I described above. Cutting out alcohol reduced the bitterness somewhat, but none of the other recommended changes, including fruit and vegetarian diet, seemed to make any difference. I'd like my cum to taste fine and sweet, but looks like it ain't gonna happen.Also pineapple, strawberries and bananas make for more tasty cum as does a veggie diet and not smoking or drinking too much.
It's an important symbol.
All kidding aside: Yes. At least in my case. If you can't take my essence, how am I supposed to believe that you'll go the extra mile to please me?
It's an important symbol..
I think I get this and I'm willing to bet a lot of men of a purely vanilla persuasion would feel much the same.
I know that any man who was weird about licking my pussy if I had the temerity to get juiced up.... well, I would feel somehow rejected/alienated from him.
All kidding aside: Yes. At least in my case. If you can't take my essence, how am I supposed to believe that you'll go the extra mile to please me?
It's an important symbol.
I've tested this empirically with a talented oralist, one of those "oenophile oralists" I described above. Cutting out alcohol reduced the bitterness somewhat, but none of the other recommended changes, including fruit and vegetarian diet, seemed to make any difference. I'd like my cum to taste fine and sweet, but looks like it ain't gonna happen.
Evil Geoff said:Y'all are a bunch sick fucks!
Kybele said:strawberries and pineapple have made a distinct and noticeable difference in three vessels of ejaculate
I knew a guy who wouldn't ever have oral because he considered all sperm to be sacred and the only place it could go was in the cunt.
and strawberries and pineapple have made a distinct and noticeable difference in three vessels of ejaculate. maybe yours just tastes as good as it can?
Here's my theory on that: you don't put the wine and the wafer up your snatch, do you?
No, you kneel before the priest and take them orally.
