my cock is so big...

[Cumference]

Should I ever want to have a 12" dick.... I'd just fold it in half.

 

[Saucyminx]

Yours is called cock....mine is called supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

Yes but do you have that tattooed on it?

 

[BuckyDuckman]

Yours is called cock....mine is called supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

Yes but do you have that tattooed on it?

I thought about getting a tattoo on my cock, but I would hate to put words in your mouth.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Big cooks are rather common at most restaurants.

 

[Cumference]

Yes but do you have that tattooed on it?

On mine, there is a tattoo saying WHY in big, fat letters.


That is, until I get a bit exited, and you will see that it is my souvenir-tat from a safari.

Welcome to Zimbabwe, We Hope You Enjoy Your Holiday

 

[NippleMuncher]

I am buried 3 counties over.

 

[silverwhisper]

only three?!



ed

 

[NippleMuncher]

only three?!



ed

Well, they are really BIG counties, if that helps!

 

[Cumalong]

I am buried 3 counties over.

I have to admit that is a very good one ....

 

[BuckyDuckman]

I have to admit that is a very good one ....

That what she said. . .

 

[NippleMuncher]

My car speaks for itself.

 

[Doog_kuron]

Well my cock is so big it's just about, only just, viewable through a microscope.

 

[silverwhisper]

...it dwarfs JBJ's ego.
...it's bigger on twitter than #sotu
...it's bigger than twitter.

ed

 

[NippleMuncher]

...it dwarfs JBJ's ego.

Not possible! Come on ed, you at least have to make 'em believable!

 

[Emerson40]

MCISB...

It picks up dates.

Like, really picks them up.

 

[justd2]

My cock is so big, I dont have enough skin to close my eyes

 

[Cumalong]

My cock is so big, I dont have enough skin to close my eyes

My cock is so big that when it gets hard I pass out from lack of blood flow to other body parts.

 

[silverwhisper]

...it makes a NRA official not look like a colossal fucking tool. :>

ed

 

[Learin]

I lack a cock. Can I spin tales with a strap-on?

 

[Emerson40]

MCISB...




Y'all hear "beep-beep-beep" when I back up

 

[Saucyminx]

It's Barney's big brother, BARNEY.

 

[NippleMuncher]

My cock is so big, I dont have enough skin to close my eyes

Now THIS is a good one! LOL

 

[silverwhisper]

my cock is so big it makes greg abbott look like a reasonable guy.

ed

 

[Emerson40]

my cock is so big it makes greg abbott look like a reasonable guy.

ed

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of ginormous peni, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy mast of creation they comfort me

 

[legally_non_blonde]

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