My Shady Goods

[HonorableRogue]

Lookin' mighty fine there, Mr. Rogue. The more I look at it, the more I like it. It's climbing the charts as one of my favorites now.

Collage

Thanks Lyric! So you're saying it's sliding in inch by inch...err up...up an inch at a time. Let me know when it reaches it's climax...err apex.

Yes, I owe a special someone a collage. The last went over well so we'll see how this one does (when it's finished).

Sexy! Need me to come lounge around with you?

Sure Kim. But the chairs a little small for two. Fortunately there's a king size bed as well. Plenty of room to stretch out and "lounge".

Cheers

 

[Kimleigh]

Sure Kim. But the chairs a little small for two. Fortunately there's a king size bed as well. Plenty of room to stretch out and "lounge".

Cheers

I don't mind sitting on your lap...

 

[HonorableRogue]

I don't mind sitting on your lap...

What a coincidence I don't mind either. *pats thighs* Make yourself comfortable.

I guess I was wrong, you do fit...very snugly...err nicely.

Cheers

 

[Kimleigh]

What a coincidence I don't mind either. *pats thighs* Make yourself comfortable.

I guess I was wrong, you do fit...very snugly...err nicely.

Cheers

It's so cozy here.... Did you turn up the heat? I feel flushed...

 

[HonorableRogue]

Hmm...I don't see anything 'popping' out...maybe you missed the shot ?

DIY Magic complete. I gathered the supplies reached for my tool and realized I promised magic. So instead I stuck out my wand, said the magic word "Cheese" and heard the *click* from the Elven Painting Box that means the spell worked. I'm a cautious man at times so I did the spell a second time. Both results are now secured safely behind a set of magical doors.

It's so cozy here.... Did you turn up the heat? I feel flushed...

Glad you're comfy. Ever see an espresso maker? They have a wand whose sole puropse is to heat milk to a boil. The baristas slide the wand in and out of the milk until it's worked up a good froth. I have a similar wand. Even took a couple of pictures of it recently. So don't worry, your reaction is completely normal. But if you're getting uncomfortable maybe we should slide it in and out until you feel better. What do you think?

Cheers

 

[Omegawolfen]

If you've been to the Post Your B&W Pix Here . . . (ver 2) thread today you might as well just move along. This is the same shot I posted there but with my usual pop...

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Now to make a collage.

Cheers

Oh boy did it pop....nice bit of magic there HR, if I was it say 'izzy whizzy, let's get busy' would you magically 'Pop' over here?

 

[HonorableRogue]

Oh boy did it pop....nice bit of magic there HR, if I was it say 'izzy whizzy, let's get busy' would you magically 'Pop' over here?

Thanks Omega! I tried the 'izzy whizzy, let's get busy' but it didn't work. Maybe if you click your red CFM heels and say 'There's no place like bone' it will transport you here?

Cheers

 

[tinycleopatra_]

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[Omegawolfen]

Thanks Omega! I tried the 'izzy whizzy, let's get busy' but it didn't work. Maybe if you click your red CFM heels and say 'There's no place like bone' it will transport you here?

Cheers

Damn...I only have my Blue CFM heels...would they work

 

[HonorableRogue]

I can't put the little heart eyes emoji on here but I wish I could do it a million times over!

Thank you Tiny Queen with the Killer Asp. Glad you could get away from your mummy and find the time to stop in and visit. The heart emojis are not what I'd put on yours a million times.

Cheers

 

[HonorableRogue]

Damn...I only have my Blue CFM heels...would they work

We can try. They'd match my blue ba...never mind.

Note to Self: Send Omega red CFM heels. 10cm stiletto heel, open toe, very sparkly. Use Amazon Prime.

*Reread Omega's bio*

Second Note to Self: While at it send matching lingerie.

Cheers

 

[Omegawolfen]

We can try. They'd match my blue ba...never mind.

Note to Self: Send Omega red CFM heels. 10cm stiletto heel, open toe, very sparkly. Use Amazon Prime.

*Reread Omega's bio*

Second Note to Self: While at it send matching lingerie.

Cheers

Ooh...I can expect a package?

 

[HonorableRogue]

Ooh...I can expect a package?

Depends what you mean by "package". I have one for you here but it can't ship it. Well I could but I'd need a couple of days of food and water, a tank of oxygen, a big box and some "Live Animal" stickers.

Cheers

 

[Omegawolfen]

Depends what you mean by "package". I have one for you here but it can't ship it. Well I could but I'd need a couple of days of food and water, a tank of oxygen, a big box and some "Live Animal" stickers.

Cheers

Oh I know what package I would be very happy to receive But you would have to come all chilled and relaxed..not in the hold

 

[HonorableRogue]

Oh I know what package I would be very happy to receive But you would have to come all chilled and relaxed..not in the hold

Oh? We might be talking about the same. It wasn't on your Amazon wish list so I had to guess the size. And you're right, hand carrying is probably the better option but it might make dealing with customs interesting and a bit touch and go. Do women work at UK Borders?

Cheers

 

[Omegawolfen]

Oh? We might be talking about the same. It wasn't on your Amazon wish list so I had to guess the size. And you're right, hand carrying is probably the better option but it might make dealing with customs interesting and a bit touch and go. Do women work at UK Borders?

Cheers

Mm..yes..they do...hopefully you'll get through without a pat down

 

[HonorableRogue]

Mm..yes..they do...hopefully you'll get through without a pat down

Oh what's a little petting....err patting between friends, right? The customs folks are friendly, right?

Cheers

 

[Omegawolfen]

Oh what's a little petting....err patting between friends, right? The customer folks are friendly, right?

Cheers

Oh they can be very friendly...but I can be much friendlier

 

[HonorableRogue]

Oh they can be very friendly...but I can be much friendlier

Really? They NEVER smile when they're grilling me over my travel plans to the UK so I have NO doubt you can be MUCH friendlier! I think I should come visit and we can take a bunch of pictures. After we can take some with our clothes on for a vacation guide.

Sound good?

Cheers

 

[Omegawolfen]

Really? They NEVER smile when they're grilling me over my travel plans to the UK so I have NO doubt you can be MUCH friendlier! I think I should come visit and we can take a bunch of pictures. After we can take some with our clothes on for a vacation guide.

Sound good?

Cheers

Oh...sounds good...naughty pictures I hope

 

[HonorableRogue]

Oh...sounds good...naughty pictures I hope

Like we take any other kind? I'm mean...um...yes some might be naughty but not all.

Damn, I just tried to find a non-naughty picture on my phone. No luck.

Cheers

 

[Omegawolfen]

Like we take any other kind? I'm mean...um...yes some might be naughty but not all.

Damn, I just tried to find a non-naughty picture on my phone. No luck.

Cheers

Will have to do something about that...one or two clothed selfies next time you visit the UK wouldn't that be a novelty...clothes on

 

[HonorableRogue]

Will have to do something about that...one or two clothed selfies next time you visit the UK wouldn't that be a novelty...clothes on

I've done clothes on for the Am Pics Workout thread. I'll admit, it was odd but I'm adaptable.

Cheers

 

[HonorableRogue]

And now for something a little different.

One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?

Mournful Loaner Axe Gang was here.​

Did you guess which thing was not like the others?
Did you guess which thing just doesn't belong?
If you guessed the middle left is not like the others,
Then you're absolutely...right!

Cheers

 

[Lyricalli]

And now for something a little different.

You delight me, Mr. Rogue.

Thank you for being all kinds of wonderful.