My Shady Goods

[Omegawolfen]

Oh...Good to know! I have a bed and a fertile imagination. I'll have to see what I can come up with in the next couple of days.

Cheers

I'm sure something good will come up

 

[HonorableRogue]

Well, bed shots are my fave. You do it well.

Oh...Good to know! I have a bed and a fertile imagination. I'll have to see what I can come up with in the next couple of days.

Cheers

I used my bed and the selfie stick my son got me for Christmas. He has no idea about my Lit hobby but still managed to support it nonetheless. And thanks to his gift you get this Lady Ver...

Mournful Loaner Axe Gang was here.​

Cheers

 

[HonorableRogue]

I'm sure something good will come up

Oh something did Omega. That's why I had to twist my body. To keep it from coming too far up.

Cheers

 

[Omegawolfen]

I used my bed and the selfie stick my son got me for Christmas. He has no idea about my Lit hobby but still managed to support it nonetheless. And thanks to his gift you get this Lady Ver...

Cheers

And you do the Twist so well

 

[HonorableRogue]

And you do the Twist so well

Thanks Omega! But also I do The Chicken, The Dog, The Frug, The Hitchhike, The Mashed Potato, The Pony, The Shake, and The Swim. I won't go into any details. I'll let you imagine what each of those might be. Actually, I'll help get you started...

The Chicken involves me taking my pecker and...well you get the idea, right?

Cheers

 

[murmurmara]

I used my bed and the selfie stick my son got me for Christmas. He has no idea about my Lit hobby but still managed to support it nonetheless. And thanks to his gift you get this Lady Ver...

Cheers

I'm certainly enjoying your variations on the twist!

 

[Icy1]

Exactly. I have a friend with a PhD in Psychology and years ago, from atop my engineering high horse, I used to make fun of her "squishy science" degree but as I've aged I've come to realize it's true value and potential.

And like so many great ideas it came into being by accident. Thanks! Here's to our happy accident Icy!

Cheers

I love happy accidents.

I used my bed and the selfie stick my son got me for Christmas. He has no idea about my Lit hobby but still managed to support it nonetheless. And thanks to his gift you get this Lady Ver...

Cheers

Great pic!! I can't see your selfie stick though.

 

[HonorableRogue]

I'm certainly enjoying your variations on the twist!

Thank's Mara. I figured you ladies were getting tired of just seeing my lips, chin, chest and arms. Have to mix it up or we fall into a rut, right? Oh, and I got a butt shot too.

I love happy accidents.

Great pic!! I can't see your selfie stick though.

Happy accidents? I could have sworn you said you loved happy endings?!? No matter, at my age it's all good with a pretty young lady. Glad you liked it Icy. I guess since I misheard it really is a "selfie" stick. If you look close you can see a shadow. If it's still unclear let me know and I'll PM you a better picture of the stick. I have one or two laying around here. Pictures not selfie sticks! More than one and I'd be famous and posting pictures of myself everywhere. Wait...

Cheers

 

[Kimleigh]

Thanks Omega! But also I do The Chicken, The Dog, The Frug, The Hitchhike, The Mashed Potato, The Pony, The Shake, and The Swim. I won't go into any details. I'll let you imagine what each of those might be. Actually, I'll help get you started...

The Chicken involves me taking my pecker and...well you get the idea, right?

Cheers

But do you the Whip/Nae Nae?

I used my bed and the selfie stick my son got me for Christmas. He has no idea about my Lit hobby but still managed to support it nonetheless. And thanks to his gift you get this Lady Ver...

Cheers

Love love love this pic!

 

[HonorableRogue]

But do you the Whip/Nae Nae?

Love love love this pic!

The Whip sounds interesting but I'm a bigger fan of The Paddle. The Nae Nae is a tad too modern for me.

I'm glad, glad, glad you liked it Kim. I almost forget I had the selfie stick in my bag. I got a couple of others so I'm good for a post or two more. But as always, if you come up with a way for me to manipulate myself and then snap a picture don't hesitate to pass it along!

Cheers

 

[HonorableRogue]

It's a busy few days of travel coming up so I should post now but that's the problem. I have a shot but thanks to Lit's rules and my rules it requires editing. Which do you prefer?

Mournful Loaner Axe Gang was here...​

Or

And here.​

Cheers

 

[chinakat]

It's a bust few days of travel coming up so I should post now but that's the problem. I have a shot but thanks to Lit's rules and my rules it requires editing. Which do you prefer?

Or

Cheers

I like them both. the selfie stick one is pretty damn hot too.

 

[Icy1]

It's a bust few days of travel coming up so I should post now but that's the problem. I have a shot but thanks to Lit's rules and my rules it requires editing. Which do you prefer?

Cheers

I'll choose the second. I like your waist and hip.

Safe travels.

 

[murmurmara]

I'm with Icy. I choose the second. Hip, leg, foot... And of course they both have that mouth. Bet I surprised you, not choosing the hand.

 

[Lyricalli]

It's a busy few days of travel coming up so I should post now but that's the problem. I have a shot but thanks to Lit's rules and my rules it requires editing. Which do you prefer?

Second one gets another vote from me.

 

[LadyVer]

I used my bed and the selfie stick my son got me for Christmas. He has no idea about my Lit hobby but still managed to support it nonetheless. And thanks to his gift you get this Lady Ver...

Cheers

 

[HonorableRogue]

*The whole 10 image per post limit blows (and NOT in the good way)*

I like them both. the selfie stick one is pretty damn hot too.

Thanks Chinakat. Welcome to the Gallery. At least I think this is your first trip. Make sure you sign the guest ledger (that's how you get the monthly newsletter), pick up a map and visit the gift shop. You can get prints in the gift shop of most of the stuff on the walls. Go here and place your order.

Oh! You saw my selfie stick!

I'll choose the second. I like your waist and hip.

Safe travels.

Funny, waist and hip rhymes with face and nip. So we seem to have musically similar tastes. Now it's 0:1.

I'm with Icy. I choose the second. Hip, leg, foot... And of course they both have that mouth. Bet I surprised you, not choosing the hand.

Really?!? That's SUPER hot! Do your husbands know? So now it's 0:2. Mara you're a woman of many and varied tastes therefore nothing about you surprises me (but a few things definitely intrigue me). Oh that reminds me, I was supposed to do a sleeves rolled up shot.

Second one gets another vote from me.

Wow! Pic two is starting to feel like a ringer. It's 0:3. One more and pic one will have to walk off.

Take a bow Lady Ver, you were the inspiration for the bed shot. You say bed shot and ouila you get a bed shot. I'm easy.

Cheers

 

[Aphro]

I used my bed and the selfie stick my son got me for Christmas. He has no idea about my Lit hobby but still managed to support it nonetheless. And thanks to his gift you get this Lady Ver...

Cheers

Selfie stick should be renamed to "self-porn stick".

I'm glad you're son got you something useful. I mean, you could have gotten a tie, or soap-on-a-rope. This is much, much better. For everyone.

 

[murmurmara]

...............
Really?!? That's SUPER hot! Do your husbands know? So now it's 0:2. Mara you're a woman of many and varied tastes therefore nothing about you surprises me (but a few things definitely intrigue me). Oh that reminds me, I was supposed to do a sleeves rolled up shot.
...............
Cheers

You're too much. I love reading your replies. Yes, you can add feet to my list. And I'm so glad you haven't forgotten sleeves rolled up. So glad you share your sexy self, Rogue.

 

[Tiamo15]

I used my bed and the selfie stick my son got me for Christmas. He has no idea about my Lit hobby but still managed to support it nonetheless. And thanks to his gift you get this Lady Ver...

Cheers

Hehe, if they only knew... I love your selfie stick! Now we can enjoy the bigger view! I like how you managed to not show the stick in the image too.

 

[Lyricalli]

Selfie stick should be renamed to "self-porn stick".

I couldn't help but notice how your current av and Rogue's photo go so well together on this post. Just a bit of timely kismet.

 

[Aphro]

I couldn't help but notice how your current av and Rogue's photo go so well together on this post. Just a bit of timely kismet.

Ha! True enough. I should Photoshop myself next to him on the bed...

 

[eLLEXa]

I love all the variations of your pose on this page.
But this one is definitely my favorite. So very good.
Have I mentioned that I'm not half-bad at synchronized contortionism?
I could use a practice buddy!

 

[HonorableRogue]

Selfie stick should be renamed to "self-porn stick".

I'm glad you're son got you something useful. I mean, you could have gotten a tie, or soap-on-a-rope. This is much, much better. For everyone.

True. I'll try and use my SPS (selfie porn stick) for my selfie porn schtick. Aphro do you REALLY think I couldn't find a use for a tie in my photos? Especially a bow tie! And soap-on-a-rope would likely lead to more shower pics. Don't get me wrong the selfie stick has the broadest impact (the kit even came with a camera remote!).

You're too much. I love reading your replies. Yes, you can add feet to my list. And I'm so glad you haven't forgotten sleeves rolled up. So glad you share your sexy self, Rogue.

I'm Mister Green Christmas, I'm Mister Sun.
I'm Mister Heat Blister, I'm Mister 101.
They call me Heat Miser, whatever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch.
I'm too much.

I'm Mister White Christmas
I'm Mister Snow
I'm Mister Icicle
I'm Mister Ten Below
Friends call me Snow Miser
What ever I touch
Turns to snow in my clutch
I'm too much!

Those guys are too much Mara. Sadly yes, I read your post and immediately thought of "The Year Without a Santa Claus". That's just how my random access memory works. I actually considered adding a poll for why people come to visit but by now virtually everyone has made it clear if it's the comments, the pictures or both they come to see. I'm like an elephant Mara (wanna see my trunk?). I almost never forget and I even have a button down shirt with me on my current business trip.

I'm glad you enjoy the pics Mara. I just try to have fun with it and by it I mean Lit photo taking and posting. Well I have fun with the other "it" but I don't post those photos.

Hehe, if they only knew... I love your selfie stick! Now we can enjoy the bigger view! I like how you managed to not show the stick in the image too.

Actually, I was thinking about telling my son about Lit. I know, there goes father of the year! But he's in his mid-20s and trying to get in shape. I'll be honest, I think a goodly part of my recent physical fitness success stems from knowing a group of appreciative ladies will be seeing my semi-naked body. Of course you love my stick Tiamo...I mean my selfie stick. You're a self confessed nerd. Nerds love gizmos. Some of the best things in life require seeing the bigger view. Don't misunderstand, I'm not implying my pics are one of the best things in your or anyone else's life with the possible exception of mine. In the brief 6 months I've been posting I've had nothing but positive experiences and tons of fun.

I couldn't help but notice how your current av and Rogue's photo go so well together on this post. Just a bit of timely kismet.

I honestly hadn't noticed. Well I noticed the AV change but I was too busy thinking a dozen other things to make the photo style connection. Good eye Lyric! Leave it to the verbal artist to notice what the graphical artists missed.

Ha! True enough. I should Photoshop myself next to him on the bed...

That sounds like SO much work. I'm thinking we take the easy way out and just take a picture in bed together. I'll have my people contact your people and work out a place and time. Sound good?

I love all the variations of your pose on this page.
But this one is definitely my favorite. So very good.
Have I mentioned that I'm not half-bad at synchronized contortionism?
I could use a practice buddy!

Welcome eLEXXa. Yup, the newbie got the one image I had to spare. If you love these variations wait until you see the upcoming shower variations. Glad you liked my twist. Took a couple of tries to get the it right. To hit that balance of show and hide. I've never heard of synchronized contortionism. Sounds intriguing and like the easy version of Twister. I guess we could use the Twister mat and some oil to make a surface that's easy to contort on. What do you think?

Cheers

P.S. These replies were written and sent from 30,000 feet in the air.

 

[barefootgirl69]

*smack that ass*
Then make it all better!