My Shady Goods

[HonorableRogue]

Forgive my ignorance, but what is a lazy conjunction? By the way I love your Lazy Ass, it's just begging for a caress and a spank followed by.......

I mentioned my lazy but and but is a conjunction (the three conjunctions are and, but and or). The link in the P.S. goes to something most Americans remember watching as kids between cartoons on Saturday morning - an episode of Schoolhouse Rock.

Thanks Omega! I'm a fan of your bum as well. Yup I didn't call it a fanny this time (I'm a big fan of that too ). My lazy ass can only beg you if you're the big spoon so normally yours does the begging and explains why it gets the lion share of the caresses and spanks followed by...

Cheers

 

[Omegawolfen]

I mentioned my lazy but and but is a conjunction (the three conjunctions are and, but and or). The link in the P.S. goes to something most Americans remember watching as kids between cartoons on Saturday morning - an episode of Schoolhouse Rock.

Thanks Omega! I'm a fan of your bum as well. Yup I didn't call it a fanny this time (I'm a big fan of that too ). My lazy ass can only beg you if you're the big spoon so normally yours does the begging and explains why it gets the lion share of the caresses and spanks followed by...

Cheers

Thanks for the English lesson HR you dropped your 't' instead of your 'haitches' In that case I will be the little spoon and I can spank yours in passing, so be careful as I expect to be passing your butt a lot

 

[LizzieEr]

Actually you're down. As of today you've posted 120 times on my thread and I've posted well over 200 public pictures and a fair number of door pics. So the way I see it you owe me at least another 120 comments.

Cheers

As you wish.

 

[HonorableRogue]

My apologies. I only posted half the comments I wrote last night.

Butt....butt... you looks so deliciously comfortable.

I am comfortable Stuva butt I'm not flexible enough to provide testimony for the delicious part. You'll just have to risk it and find out for yourself. You'll be like a modern age pioneer blazing trails.

Some trails are happy ones,
Others are blue.
It's the way you ride the trail that counts,
Here's a happy one for you.
Happy trails to you,
Until we meet again.​

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I know you wouldn't!!

*ponders what 'Slu...' could possibly mean*

Not so fast, we have some drying off to do don't we?

Good. I was afraid you had me confused with a "lesser man". I know women say size doesn't matter but but we both know that's not true. I'm just glad I was blessed with an above average sized vocabulary.

Slu means... um... slumber buddy. Yeah that's it.

Your body almost looks as long as mine here. Maybe we should lay side by side. You know, just to compare ..

Almost but you have a smidge on me Mrgl. Then again I stretch pretty good so I vote we do the side by side and I see if I can muster of an inch or six... just to compare.

HR junction, what's your function? Turning on women with phrases and clauses.

I'm like a Swiss Army knife Kitty. Lots of functions. You're familiar with some of them but sadly not my best. Hopefully one day I'll show you my blade or maybe my corkscrew?

Cheers

 

[HonorableRogue]

Thanks for the English lesson HR you dropped your 't' instead of your 'haitches' In that case I will be the little spoon and I can spank yours in passing, so be careful as I expect to be passing your butt a lot

Oh no that was an American lesson Omega. You and I both know I speak a dialect of English and not the actual language. Let's not forget the 'zeds' and the occasional extra 'u'. You can be the teaspoon, I'll be the tablespoon and together we'll fork.

As you wish.

Oh? If you're going to do as I wish I'm not going to waste it on 120 comments. How about 120 minutes? Of what? Why don't you use that wonderful imagination of yours.

Cheers

 

[LizzieEr]

Oh? If you're going to do as I wish I'm not going to waste it on 120 comments. How about 120 minutes? Of what? Why don't you use that wonderful imagination of yours.

Cheers

Okay, but for that movie, we need 238 minutes.

 

[HonorableRogue]

Okay, but for that movie, we need 238 minutes.

Frankly Lizzie, I don't give a damn.

Cheers

 

[LizzieEr]

Frankly Lizzie, I don't give a damn.

Cheers

Lmao

 

[LizzieEr]

Look at that, I am on top.

I try to suppress the snark HR, I really really do.

 

[LizzieEr]

I wonder if I post all this late enough, if I can post uninterrupted for 25 comments.
And then

 

[LizzieEr]

And then it's basically 5 days and I am done.

 

[LizzieEr]

It is really not difficult. I shall just ramble like I do in my messages to you.

 

[LizzieEr]

Because I can't really write them anymore since you blocked me.

 

[LizzieEr]

Wow that was just 6. 25 is a long way to go.

 

[LizzieEr]

... break....



Stop distracting me with messages.

 

[LizzieEr]

So if I only post on your thread, and do it like for 200 posts, won't it seem like this thread is mine?

 

[LizzieEr]

This is surprisingly easy

 

[LizzieEr]

I think it's mostly because
A. My mind is fascinating
B. Fuck, what was B?
C. I am too cold to do anything else.

Oh oh and B. They are out of that sandwich.

 

[LizzieEr]

You know what would suck? If I reached 24 and my network conked out

 

[LizzieEr]

Now I feel like I might have jinxed it.

 

[LizzieEr]

So I was just resizing my picture to post and now I find that this is more fun.

 

[LizzieEr]

Do you know what would be funny?
If I responded to your messages on your thread.

 

[LizzieEr]

Although, I think I already give off a slightly cooky vibe... I don't think talking to myself is good for the sane image I wish to portray.

 

[LizzieEr]

Well you could totally post a screenshot of the conversation but then people will know the mask that is your face. Do you really want that?

 

[LizzieEr]

It may be 2016 but these won't count.

Damn it.