My Shady Goods

[Icy1]

I've been told I'm Naughty because there's been far too many words and far too few pictures.

Hopefully this moves a smidge closer to the Nice list.

Cheers

Lovely pic HR.
I think you'll find better company on the naughty list.

 

[HonorableRogue]

Lovely pic HR.
I think you'll find better company on the naughty list.

Thanks Icy. Your logic is impeccable and irrefutable Icy. To the Naughty list I go.

*looks for dick pic*
*fails to find one*
*grudgingly accepts position on boring nice list*

I'll wave at you and the other fun people Icy

Cheers

 

[Lyricalli]

Thanks Icy. Your logic is impeccable and irrefutable Icy. To the Naughty list I go.

*looks for dick pic*
*fails to find one*
*grudgingly accepts position on boring nice list*

I'll wave at you and the other fun people Icy

Cheers

If you really want to find your way to the Naughty list, I might be able to help you out with that.

 

[HonorableRogue]

If you really want to find your way to the Naughty list, I might be able to help you out with that.

*heads off to Lyric's house singing*

Rudolph the freckled penis,
Had a single colored spot.
And if you ever saw it,
You knew HR liked you lots.

Most of the other women,
Used to laugh at all his jokes.
They rarely let poor Rudolph,
Try a little poke poke poke.

Then one flirty Thursday eve,
Lyric came to say.
HR with your eyes so bright,
Can you be naughty tonight?

Then how her body loved him,
As she shouted out with glee.
Rudolph the freckled penis,
You're the spotted dick for me!
​

Cheers

 

[talikat]

I've been told I'm Naughty because there's been far too many words and far too few pictures.


Hopefully this moves a smidge closer to the Nice list.

Cheers

Naughty or Nice depends on your perspective! Being naughty can be VERY nice, yes?

Merry Christmas!! http://www.ryburne.co.uk/xmas/xmas_images/Free%20Christmas%20Animations%20-%20Free%20Santa%20Animations%20-%20Clipart_files/dancing-santa-claus.gif

 

[Aphro]

If you stay on the naughty list, it's okay. I'm there eaiting fir you!

 

[HonorableRogue]

Naughty or Nice depends on your perspective! Being naughty can be VERY nice, yes?

Merry Christmas!! http://www.ryburne.co.uk/xmas/xmas_images/Free%20Christmas%20Animations%20-%20Free%20Santa%20Animations%20-%20Clipart_files/dancing-santa-claus.gif

It's all about perspective Tali. That's why everyone has the power to be happy inside themselves. They just need the proper perspective. For example you in a pair of stockings (it's almost Christmas) could be Naughty or Nice or Naughty and Nice depending on ny perspective. Add in my Festivus pole (not everyone celebrates Christmas) and it could be even Naughtier or Nicer your perspective. But I say we hang up the perspectives, you show me how well you pole dance and I'll give you a big tip after.

Cheers

 

[HonorableRogue]

If you stay on the naughty list, it's okay. I'm there waiting for you!

If? You mean there really are people on the Nice list? Suckers! Wait. The really good suckers are probably on the Naughty list. Thanks for holding my spot Aphro. I'll just slip in behind you. Damn. Me and my horrible grammar again. I'll just slip in, behind you. That's what I meant.

What's that?
I was right?
They are on the Naughty list?
You'll show me after?
Merry F--king Christmas http://www.ryburne.co.uk/xmas/xmas_images/Free**0Christmas**0Animations**0-**0Free**0Santa**0Animations**0-**0Clipart_files/dancing-santa-claus.gif to me!!!

Cheers

P.S. I'm on top!

 

[Aphro]

If? You mean there really are people on the Nice list? Suckers! Wait. The really good suckers are probably on the Naughty list. Thanks for holding my spot Aphro. I'll just slip in behind you. Damn. Me and my horrible grammar again. I'll just slip in, behind you. That's what I meant.

What's that?
I was right?
They are on the Naughty list?
You'll show me after?
Merry F--king Christmas http://www.ryburne.co.uk/xmas/xmas_images/Free%20Christmas%20Animations%20-%20Free%20Santa%20Animations%20-%20Clipart_files/dancing-santa-claus.gif to me!!!

Cheers

P.S. I'm on top!

That's precisely where I like you.

 

[talikat]

It's all about perspective Tali. That's why everyone has the power to be happy inside themselves. They just need the proper perspective. For example you in a pair of stockings (it's almost Christmas) could be Naughty or Nice or Naughty and Nice depending on ny perspective. Add in my Festivus pole (not everyone celebrates Christmas) and it could be even Naughtier or Nicer your perspective. But I say we hang up the perspectives, you show me how well you pole dance and I'll give you a big tip after.

Cheers

Just the tip?

 

[Sweetemmygirl]

I've been told I'm Naughty because there's been far too many words and far too few pictures.

Hopefully this moves a smidge closer to the Nice list.

Cheers

Naughty or Nice is not a list HR is a state of mind. And oh the nice naughty things that picture does to my state of mind.

 

[msglendale32A]

I've been told I'm Naughty because there's been far too many words and far too few pictures.

Hopefully this moves a smidge closer to the Nice list.

Cheers

In here, naughty is nice, and nice is naughty. That's what I say too.

 

[HonorableRogue]

That's precisely where I like you.

I'm a big fan of you under me Aphro. My only question is face up or face down? Ladies pleasure (well ladies choice since it'll be both our pleaures ) or should we just flip a coin?

Just the tip?

Sort of Tali. Ever see Hitch? That Will Smith date doctor movie. There's a scene about kissing. He teaches the men to lean in 90% and let the woman respond to close the final bit. This is like that except I'm giving you 10% and waiting to see how you respond.

Cheers

 

[HonorableRogue]

Naughty or Nice is not a list HR is a state of mind. And oh the nice naughty things that picture does to my state of mind.

Really Stuva? Being naughty or nice is like being a redneck? Just a state of mind? Oh! Like the devil and angel on the shoulder. Wouldn't it be cool if they spoke like Jeff Foxworthy? Being naughty is just a glorious absence of propriety. Or Forrest Gump?life was like a box of chocolates. You never know if you're gonna get naughty or nice.

Oh? So Jeff and Forrest are fighting? Why don't we go find a quiet corner while they resolve their tussle. We can even have a tussle of our own but a slightly different kind. No punches but still hands on flesh.

In here, naughty is nice, and nice is naughty. That's what I say too.

The "in here" makes me feel like it's The Matrix or in this case the The Litrix. Gives the blue pill a whole new spin.

Cheers

 

[HonorableRogue]

Finally caught up on my thread (and woefully behind on others). Someone asked me why I hadn't posted. I told her. I've been playing house. Getting settled into my new place. Unpacking. Buying those things you simply don't move. Replacing the things in the new place you don't like. It's still a work in progress but I did get the all the soft white lightbulbs replaced with daylight bulbs. So no more vampire worries and better lighting for pictures. See...

Mournful Loaner Axe Gang was here.​

That's even the selfie camera! Still not a big fan but good to know it'll work in a pinch. Or a grope. Not sure about a bite.

I'll remain scarce until after the New Year then I'll be back, trying to shed the holiday weight and get sexy again.

Cheers

 

[talikat]

Sort of Tali. Ever see Hitch? That Will Smith date doctor movie. There's a scene about kissing. He teaches the men to lean in 90% and let the woman respond to close the final bit. This is like that except I'm giving you 10% and waiting to see how you respond.

Cheers

Ah, gotcha!! I can do the other 90% no problem!!

Finally caught up on my thread (and woefully behind on others). Someone asked me why I hadn't posted. I told her. I've been playing house. Getting settled into my new place. Unpacking. Buying those things you simply don't move. Replacing the things in the new place you don't like. It's still a work in progress but I did get the all the soft white lightbulbs replaced with daylight bulbs. So no more vampire worries and better lighting for pictures. See...



That's even the selfie camera! Still not a big fan but good to know it'll work in a pinch. Or a grope. Not sure about a bite.

I'll remain scarce until after the New Year then I'll be back, trying to shed the holiday weight and get sexy again.

Cheers

I love the lighting, it looks good on you!! Great photo!!

 

[Omegawolfen]

Finally caught up on my thread (and woefully behind on others). Someone asked me why I hadn't posted. I told her. I've been playing house. Getting settled into my new place. Unpacking. Buying those things you simply don't move. Replacing the things in the new place you don't like. It's still a work in progress but I did get the all the soft white lightbulbs replaced with daylight bulbs. So no more vampire worries and better lighting for pictures. See...

That's even the selfie camera! Still not a big fan but good to know it'll work in a pinch. Or a grope. Not sure about a bite.

I'll remain scarce until after the New Year then I'll be back, trying to shed the holiday weight and get sexy again.

Cheers

Whilst I applaud your getting back into the exercise again HR, you are sexy with or without the weight gain, I really can't see where the extra weight is, unless it's hiding behind that cup

 

[Icy1]

Finally caught up on my thread (and woefully behind on others). Someone asked me why I hadn't posted. I told her. I've been playing house. Getting settled into my new place. Unpacking. Buying those things you simply don't move. Replacing the things in the new place you don't like. It's still a work in progress but I did get the all the soft white lightbulbs replaced with daylight bulbs. So no more vampire worries and better lighting for pictures. See...

That's even the selfie camera! Still not a big fan but good to know it'll work in a pinch. Or a grope. Not sure about a bite.

I'll remain scarce until after the New Year then I'll be back, trying to shed the holiday weight and get sexy again.

Cheers

I didn't get my coffee yet.
Mind if I have a sip?

 

[Kittyscave]

Finally caught up on my thread (and woefully behind on others). Someone asked me why I hadn't posted. I told her. I've been playing house. Getting settled into my new place. Unpacking. Buying those things you simply don't move. Replacing the things in the new place you don't like. It's still a work in progress but I did get the all the soft white lightbulbs replaced with daylight bulbs. So no more vampire worries and better lighting for pictures. See...

That's even the selfie camera! Still not a big fan but good to know it'll work in a pinch. Or a grope. Not sure about a bite.

I'll remain scarce until after the New Year then I'll be back, trying to shed the holiday weight and get sexy again.

Cheers

Did that light bulb really want to change? And wouldn't a selfie camera just take pics of the camera? And do you want to work out with me? I could stand to lose a cookie or two. In fact, I think I need a good workout even more than you. Maybe I'll do the hard work if you can just handle the hard part. Well, I'll handle the hard part, too, actually. But, you need to have something to do, I suppose.

Anyhoo... Love the new pics.

 

[HonorableRogue]

Ah, gotcha!! I can do the other 90% no problem!!

I love the lighting, it looks good on you!! Great photo!!

I knew I could rely on you Tali! Have a cookie. And you only have to do that 90% the one time. After if we each give 60% we're good. I know. That's 120% but that makes such a nice skin on skin sound.

I like the new lighting in my apartment much more also Tali. The bathrooms are now the brightest rooms in it. Good thing I think of them as my studios! Thanks! You're part of my target audience.

Whilst I applaud your getting back into the exercise again HR, you are sexy with or without the weight gain, I really can't see where the extra weight is, unless it's hiding behind that cup

Thanks for the applause Omega. I response I'll give you a Standing O. x I hide weight the same way I hide money in a mattress. I spread it around and put some in a variety of places. Come.to think of it, that's also the philosophy I follow when I fuc... Nevermind.

Cheers

 

[msglendale32A]

Finally caught up on my thread (and woefully behind on others). Someone asked me why I hadn't posted. I told her. I've been playing house. Getting settled into my new place. Unpacking. Buying those things you simply don't move. Replacing the things in the new place you don't like. It's still a work in progress but I did get the all the soft white lightbulbs replaced with daylight bulbs. So no more vampire worries and better lighting for pictures. See...

That's even the selfie camera! Still not a big fan but good to know it'll work in a pinch. Or a grope. Not sure about a bite.

I'll remain scarce until after the New Year then I'll be back, trying to shed the holiday weight and get sexy again.

Cheers

Nice to have a cup of coffee in the morning. You offering that one to me?

 

[Sweetemmygirl]

Really Stuva? Being naughty or nice is like being a redneck? Just a state of mind? Oh! Like the devil and angel on the shoulder. Wouldn't it be cool if they spoke like Jeff Foxworthy? Being naughty is just a glorious absence of propriety. Or Forrest Gump?life was like a box of chocolates. You never know if you're gonna get naughty or nice.

Oh? So Jeff and Forrest are fighting? Why don't we go find a quiet corner while they resolve their tussle. We can even have a tussle of our own but a slightly different kind. No punches but still hands on flesh.

Cheers

Redneck?? Yeah ok. You never know whether they are going to be naughty or nice so you get a 50/50 shot. And the Angels on my shoulders are more like June Cleaver and Jenna Jameson.

A corner might be nice but definitely not enough room for all the naughtiness.

 

[HonorableRogue]

I didn't get my coffee yet.
Mind if I have a sip?

Oh? Let me get you some Icy? I seem to recall you like it extra hot with lots of cream but would you like one shot or two? A sip is just a tease and will hardly get you going. Go ahead and drain the cup.

Did that light bulb really want to change? And wouldn't a selfie camera just take pics of the camera? And do you want to work out with me? I could stand to lose a cookie or two. In fact, I think I need a good workout even more than you. Maybe I'll do the hard work if you can just handle the hard part. Well, I'll handle the hard part, too, actually. But, you need to have something to do, I suppose.

Anyhoo... Love the new pics.

Huh. So that's what it feels like. Interesting.

Kitty, I think the bulb got tired of living in the closet. So it took the radical step of filament reassignment. It went from incandescent to LED and now it's shining brighter than ever. It can't have any mini-LEDs of its own but after Christmas there's lights of all color and shape looking for a good home. You're thinking of the new Echo camera (the Narcissus model). It's intriguing but I try to buy American these days.

I'm always looking for new work out partners Kitty. It's usually 10-15 minutes of warm-up followed by 40 minutes of activity to get the heart rate up and then 10-15 minutes of cool down. I'm only working out once a day now but my goal is two times a day. I'm sure I can manage that on the weekends.

Oh, you want a hard workout. That means some weight bearing exercises. Lay back on the bench and I'll get you a bar. Get a good firm grip. OK. Start pumping. Just. Like. That.

Cheers

 

[HonorableRogue]

Nice to have a cup of coffee in the morning. You offering that one to me?

Coffee is one good way to start the morning Ms G. A couple of other better options also come to mind. Depending how you like your coffee that cups all yours. If that's not what your looking for I can make you another in about 30 minutes.

Redneck?? Yeah ok. You never know whether they are going to be naughty or nice so you get a 50/50 shot. And the Angels on my shoulders are more like June Cleaver and Jenna Jameson.

A corner might be nice but definitely not enough room for all the naughtiness.

Well I know you'd prefer other red parts Stuva that's why I was looking for a corner. You can bend over and put your hands on the walls. June and Jenna? Not Jaclyn and Tanya? Well any woman that nicknames her son "The Beaver" has to be fun to party with right? So June and Jenna work.

Well the corner is a good start and limits the viewers options.

Cheers

 

[emmy_christina]

Happy New Year sweet and sexy one, wishing you a wonderful, amazing 2017.