Names, really unusual........

[oggbashan]

Solicitors

In the town of Sevenoaks in Kent there is an old established firm of solicitors (lawyers) named Knocker and Foskett.

In their 18th century reception room they have a framed collection of envelopes addressed to the firm.

The most appreciated are "Knickers and Fuckit", "Knockers and Fuckoff". You can imagine some of the others.

Og

 

[MathGirl]

Here's today's dose..............

Carlos Restropo Restropo Restropo de Restropo

Cashmere Tango Obedience

Hadassah E. Peker, MD

Clarence O. Bediant

Charity Ball

Cheatham and Steele - Bankers, Oregon

Cherri Pancake - Curator, National Museum, Guatemala

Rev. Christian Church

Christ T. Seraphim - Judge, Wisconsin

Cigar Stubbs
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Does anyone actually read these things?

 

[Guest]

Re: Here's today's dose..............

 

[snooper]

Body parts

being named after body parts seems weird to me.

George Head isn't too bad.

George Armpit would seem strange.

But George BUSH .... ????

 

[CrownJoolz]

Re: Body parts

being named after body parts seems weird to me.

George Head isn't too bad.

George Armpit would seem strange.

But George BUSH .... ????

Yeah, gave rise to my favorite political bumper sticker of all time:
Lick Bush in '92!

 

[MathGirl]

Mas

Cistern Brothers

Knighton Day

Mr Clapp - VD counselor, California

Claude Ball

Claude Organ MD

Sir Cloudsley Shovel - Admiral, British Navy

C. Mathews Dick

Comfort and Satisfy Bottom - Sisters

Constant Agony

Agonia Heimerdinger

Cranberry Turkey Breckenridge, Jr

Crystal Toot - President, Kansas PTA

MG

 

[Otus de la Nuit]

An online friend of mine was commenting on names a while back. Said that people with the last name Highman need to be especially careful what they name their children..

A Misty, Dewey, or (ech) Harry Highman could be scarring.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

A Misty, Dewey, or (ech) Harry Highman could be scarring.

Could be worse; what if the Highman's name their kid, Buster?

RF

 

[Otus de la Nuit]

Yes, now I have visions of a second grade teacher pretending not to see any humor in calling for a "Highman, Buster" every morning during the roll call dancing in my head.

That was long. I think a "Jesus wept" is now in order.

 

[Croctden]

I'm not English, but I understand they find it very funny when an American named John Thomas crosses the pond.

 

[snooper]

I'm not English, but I understand they find it very funny when an American named John Thomas crosses the pond.

If we are down to that level there is the ancient story of the man called Woodcock (once fought for the World Heavyweight Championship) who got so fed up with the jokes that he changed his name to Oakhampton.


PS I think it was against Max Baer, for the boxing fans.

 

[silversword]

unfortunate

I once had a friend whos parents had to choose carefully in light of the family surname, Peacock.

So they settled for Andrew, perfectly sensible Andrew Peacock.

Which was fine until his friends figured out that and abreviation of Andrew was Drew, and so he became Drew Peacock!

However this was bettered by a member of my of family who had the unfortunate surname of Bender to start with. His first name was Richard, and beleive it or not he did use the abreviation Dick.

I think however he lived in a more innocent age!

 

[CrownJoolz]

in my non-cyber life I deal with the public quite a bit. I've made a list at work of my favorite surnames.

So far, the top five off the top of my head:

Poon
Klutz
Hogshead
Dull
Spittle

Growing up I had a friend who was fortunate enough to have the lovely last name of Golden. She loved her name, and always said that when she married she would hyphenate rather than give it up. Unfortunately, the man of her dreams was named Hyman. She realized that if she hyphenated, she would spend the rest of her life as Ms. Golden-Hyman. She chose not to change her name at all. Not surprisingly, her husband understood completely.

Joolz

 

[MathGirl]

Today's assortment of oddities........

C. Sharp Minor - Concert organist

Cupid Rash

Daphne Reader's Digest Talone

Dr Deadman - Pathologist

DeFred Goo Folts - Harvard Business School

Demetrius Toodles

Demetrius Plick

Dennis Elbow

Earless Romero

Ecstacy Goon

Sir Edward Pine-Coffin - Commissioner, Dublin Ireland

E. Pluribus Eubanks

Eucalyptus Yoho

 

[MathGirl]

I'll keep doing this until they come with the torches & pitchforks

E.Z. Million

Fairy Clutter

Faith Popcorn

Fanny Hunnybun

Fartina Greene

Sharon Willfahrt

Fauntleroy Schnauz

Female Jones

Firmin A. Gryp

Fishy Steps

Rev Fountain Wetmore Rainwater

Madame Fouqueau de Pussy - Author

Baroness Gaby von Bagge of Boo

 

[CrownJoolz]

almost forgot about this guy...

I spent a semester in London under the direction of Dr. Wank. His wife and children all went by her maiden name. None of our British professors could say his name with a straight face.

Joolz

 

[MathGirl]

There are a couple of beauts in today's list

Garnish Lurch

Gearbox Mfofu - Auto mechanic, Zimbabwe

Ginger Screws Cassanova

Gisella Werbezirk-Piffl - Actress

Glasscock v. Balls - Mortgage lawsuit

Gorilla Harison

Grecian T. Snooze

Groaner Digger - Undertaker

Hannibal Toto

Hardon Cox

Adora Cox

Hector Spector

 

[MathGirl]

Ho hummmmm

Hedda Hare

Heidi Yum Yum Gluck - Artist

Henry Ford Carr

Henry Will Burst

Herman Sherman Berman

Wong Bong Fong - Hong Kong

Hilarius Fuchs

Hogjaw Twaddle

Honor Roll, RN

Hilarious Conception

Horacine Clutch

Hrothgar Habakkuk - Chancellor, Oxford University

 

[MathGirl]

More, more, more

Hugh Pugh

Humperdink and Fanny Fangboner

Iccolo Miccolo - Piccolo player

I.C. Shivers - Iceman

Ignatz Dangle

Ilona Shreck-Purola

Ima Hogg - Socialite, Houston

Immaculate Conception Finkelstein

June Bugg

I.M.Zamost

Ingeborg von Zitzewitz

I.O.Silver MD

MG

 

[MathGirl]

Sigggghhhhhhhh

I.P.Frilli

Iris Faircloth Blitch - Congresswoman

Israel Gesundheit

Iva Odor

Sir Jamsetfee JeeJeebhoy

John Hodge Opera House Centennial Gargling Oil Samuel J. Tilden Ten Brook

John Wellborn Wallop

Mr Joynt - Marijuana analyst

Justin Tune - Chorister

Katz Meow

Krapp Perfumery - Germany

Kuhl Brieze

 

[Octavian]

silly names

What about Walter Winterbottom?

He was so embarrassed by his name that he changed it to Brian Winterbottom.

Octavian

 

[Svenskaflicka]

"Neville Longbottom".

And you guys wonder why I like reading Harry Potter..!

 

[MathGirl]

Ho hummmmm

Lake Trout - Attorney, LA

Larry Derryberry - Attorney General, Oklahoma

Lavender Hankey

Lavender Sidebottom - Masseuse

Lee Bum Suck - Foreign Minister, South Korea

LeGrunt E. Crapper

Lesbia Lobo - Pro golfer

Lettice Goedebed - South Africa

Lobelia Rugtwit Hildebiddle

Loch Ness Honta

Lovey Nookey Good

Luscious Pea

 

[MathGirl]

I hope someone reads these things

This is an especially fine batch...............................

MacGregor Suzuki

Madonna Ghostly

Magdelena Babblejack

Maginis Oyster - Socialite, Calif.

Mark Clark van Ark

Marmalade P. Vestibule

Mary Louise Pantzaroff

Membrane Pickle

Mignon Hamburger

Ming Toy Epstein

Minnie Magazine - Editor, Time

Muffy Virgin

Mustafa Kunt - Turkish military attache

 

[CrownJoolz]

Re: I hope someone reads these things

This is an especially fine batch...............................

MacGregor Suzuki

Madonna Ghostly

Magdelena Babblejack

Maginis Oyster - Socialite, Calif.

Mark Clark van Ark

Marmalade P. Vestibule

Mary Louise Pantzaroff

Membrane Pickle

Mignon Hamburger

Ming Toy Epstein

Minnie Magazine - Editor, Time

Muffy Virgin

Mustafa Kunt - Turkish military attache

MUSTAFA KUNT!!!! I'm laughing so hard I can hardly type!!!