Nerdy BBW's

There was a painfully nerdy BBW in my freshman dorm ages ago. She was the renaissance fair type of nerd that sort of makes me shudder despite a definite (but different) sort of nerdiness of my own. She was significantly overweight, had very large breasts, long dirty blonde hair that was almost always in a ponytail, and she always wore t-shirts with Dungeons and Dragons type images on them. I don't remember ever seeing her smile. She didn't socialize much at all with the rest of us, but she did have a boyfriend. She probably outweighed him by twice, and they were always together, it seemed. I mention all this because she seemed to get more sex than anyone else in the dorm. Her roommate was hardly ever there, so those two had a convenient place to get it on whenever the urge struck. And that urge struck every few minutes, it seemed. At first, people wondered what they were doing in there (her room), then they found out. Someone decided to listen up against the door, and that person heard the muffled squeaks and moans and breathless exclamations of "oh yes...oh God" of two people trying to keep quiet while fucking and who knows what else. It became a running joke to put an ear up to their door and note if they were going at it. It seemed that more often than not, they were. Seriously, you'd think that they'd build up callouses from overuse. I always wondered why when they'd emerge for dinner or something, you'd never see her smiling.

On a side note, I used to get a quiet kick out of observing the guys having a listen. They'd stand there, ear flat against the wood, and after a little bit, they'd begin to sprout a tent pole in their pants. It would be funny to learn how many masturbation sessions this couple started.
 
There was a painfully nerdy BBW in my freshman dorm ages ago. She was the renaissance fair type of nerd that sort of makes me shudder despite a definite (but different) sort of nerdiness of my own. She was significantly overweight, had very large breasts, long dirty blonde hair that was almost always in a ponytail, and she always wore t-shirts with Dungeons and Dragons type images on them. I don't remember ever seeing her smile. She didn't socialize much at all with the rest of us, but she did have a boyfriend. She probably outweighed him by twice, and they were always together, it seemed. I mention all this because she seemed to get more sex than anyone else in the dorm. Her roommate was hardly ever there, so those two had a convenient place to get it on whenever the urge struck. And that urge struck every few minutes, it seemed. At first, people wondered what they were doing in there (her room), then they found out. Someone decided to listen up against the door, and that person heard the muffled squeaks and moans and breathless exclamations of "oh yes...oh God" of two people trying to keep quiet while fucking and who knows what else. It became a running joke to put an ear up to their door and note if they were going at it. It seemed that more often than not, they were. Seriously, you'd think that they'd build up callouses from overuse. I always wondered why when they'd emerge for dinner or something, you'd never see her smiling.

On a side note, I used to get a quiet kick out of observing the guys having a listen. They'd stand there, ear flat against the wood, and after a little bit, they'd begin to sprout a tent pole in their pants. It would be funny to learn how many masturbation sessions this couple started.


That is absolutely fantastic! It does seem to be sometimes that the quiet ones are not so quiet ^_^ I remember my neighbors from my dorm days seemed to have sex ALL the time. The girl was always very shy and quiet.
 
There was a painfully nerdy BBW in my freshman dorm ages ago. She was the renaissance fair type of nerd that sort of makes me shudder despite a definite (but different) sort of nerdiness of my own. She was significantly overweight, had very large breasts, long dirty blonde hair that was almost always in a ponytail, and she always wore t-shirts with Dungeons and Dragons type images on them. I don't remember ever seeing her smile. She didn't socialize much at all with the rest of us, but she did have a boyfriend. She probably outweighed him by twice, and they were always together, it seemed. I mention all this because she seemed to get more sex than anyone else in the dorm. Her roommate was hardly ever there, so those two had a convenient place to get it on whenever the urge struck. And that urge struck every few minutes, it seemed. At first, people wondered what they were doing in there (her room), then they found out. Someone decided to listen up against the door, and that person heard the muffled squeaks and moans and breathless exclamations of "oh yes...oh God" of two people trying to keep quiet while fucking and who knows what else. It became a running joke to put an ear up to their door and note if they were going at it. It seemed that more often than not, they were. Seriously, you'd think that they'd build up callouses from overuse. I always wondered why when they'd emerge for dinner or something, you'd never see her smiling.

On a side note, I used to get a quiet kick out of observing the guys having a listen. They'd stand there, ear flat against the wood, and after a little bit, they'd begin to sprout a tent pole in their pants. It would be funny to learn how many masturbation sessions this couple started.

That is absolutely fantastic! It does seem to be sometimes that the quiet ones are not so quiet ^_^ I remember my neighbors from my dorm days seemed to have sex ALL the time. The girl was always very shy and quiet.
Like Skolnick said in Revenge of the Nerds: "Jocks think about sports, nerds think about sex."
 
Absolutely true! Nerds I have encountered are simultaneously the most horny and most repressed people.

The one's I know are horny, but not at all repressed! But then I'm on a mission to scandalize and the repressed ones probably just avoid me. :devil:

(Most of my friends are nerds, but also former theater people. There is a non repressed group if there ever was one.)
 
..... Oh I guess I'm not allowed to link to websites that are relevant to the conversation. Sorry guys. :)
 
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The one's I know are horny, but not at all repressed! But then I'm on a mission to scandalize and the repressed ones probably just avoid me. :devil:

(Most of my friends are nerds, but also former theater people. There is a non repressed group if there ever was one.)

Maybe repressed isn't the right word. Insanely sensitive might be better. I have never seen a guy actually cum in his pants, but one has come close just from watching a girl play with her hair.
 
Theatre people really made life fun for me in college ... love those girls.
 
Theatre people really made life fun for me in college ... love those girls.

Ohhhhh theatre. Put a bunch of horny college kids in a tight theatre and make them get naked together doing "artsy" shows like Equus. Yup, I have plenty of stories from my theatre days, ha ha.
 
Maybe repressed isn't the right word. Insanely sensitive might be better. I have never seen a guy actually cum in his pants, but one has come close just from watching a girl play with her hair.

Ah yeah, I see what you're saying. They are a little more sensitive to the actions of women sometimes. I was really surprised by the number of times I got hit on at comic con.
 
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