Never again - NEVER AGAIN, I tell ya!

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You know, I really don't care what size feet guys have, as long as they have big dicks!

 

[Guest]

Bubbax3

This thread is now officially available for hi-jack!

Taking this opportunity to post something silly, and I believe "only in America".
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Dec. 1, 2003 | SPRINGFIELD, Ill. (AP) -- What's in a name? If you're the former Raymond Allen Gray Jr., only one word -- Bubba.

The 39-year-old Springfield native legally changed his name last month to reflect his childhood nickname. His new first name? Bubba. His new middle name? Bubba. One guess what his new last name is.

"I kind of like to laugh and joke, and it's something silly to kind of poke fun with," Bubba Bubba Bubba said.

The name change won't be hard to get used to because he has long been known as "Bubba" or "Bubby" Gray, he said.

"My dad called me Buddy, and it got switched to Bubby. Some of the kids couldn't pronounce Buddy too well, so they said Bubby, and it just stuck," he said.

For years he considered changing his name to Bubba Gray. Then a co-worker in the Illinois Secretary of State's office started calling him Bubba Bubba Bubba in jest. Later another co-worker mistakenly thought that was his real name.

"That's kind of what started me thinking: Well, let's just have it all the way through -- Bubba Bubba Bubba -- first, middle and last," he said.

Bubba's new name became official on Nov. 20 and he's already got a new driver's license and work identification card. He sometimes has been asked what his parents, who are now deceased, would think about the change.

"I'm sure my dad probably would be shaking his head," Bubba said.

 

[dee1124]

Regarding getting asked up by a girl, that doesn't happen very often, does it? Take it as a compliment, she actually had the guts to ask.

I absolutely agree, Svenska, it was a compliment, I'm sure. And hey, the story was good, too.

-- Dee

 

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That's the second time a girl has done something like that. Well, there was this time when I lived in Uppsala, and I was out dancing, and a girl asked me to dance with her and her friends, but she told me that she wasn't lesbian or hitting on me or anything like that, she just felt sorry for me sitting all alone in a corner.

And one time, I saw that someone had written my name on the wall in the girls' toilet at the senior high school.


Damned these good looks of mine! No-one can resist me! Not even the girls.

 

[Lovepotion69]

I've always wondered if I can attract a woman. Or if I'd be able to hit on one. Just as a kind of experiment, but I would never dare to. I'm too scared of getting slapped in the face or something...

I've danced with women though and of course all my female friends. Some of the gals I hung out with used to dance a lot with each other and we'd grind up against each other or do sandwiches with blokes on the dancefloor, just for fun. Amazing how many men will want to dance with you if you're grinding with another female...;-)

 

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I remember a funny cartoon in which a girl asks her friend why she's wearing a T-shirt reading "I'M LESBIAN", when she's actually straight. Her friend tells her to look and learn, and within just 2 minutes, the friend is picked up by a gorgeous guy who tells her that the only reason she's lesbian is because she's never fucked a guy as great in bed as him - one night with him, and she'll be straight!

The cartoon ends with the first girl screaming after the couple: "WAIT! Where can I buy such a T-shirt???"

 

[Svenskaflicka]

69, I saw your photothread. You're very cute, and I'm sure there are lots of girls out there who would find you attractive.

So, you've "done an Ally", huh? (From the scene in which Lucy Liu and Callista Flockheart are dancing really close together, turning a whole hockey team on.)

 

[Lovepotion69]

69, I saw your photothread. You're very cute, and I'm sure there are lots of girls out there who would find you attractive.

So, you've "done an Ally", huh? (From the scene in which Lucy Liu and Callista Flockheart are dancing really close together, turning a whole hockey team on.)

Thanks Svenska, it was nice of you to drop by the thread. Haven't posted new pics in ages! Keep forgetting I have one...:0

Yeah, the gang of girls I hung out with in London were a blast! We'd have porn nights, tequila nights, hire a stripper and what not. God, I miss them!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Hire a stripper?

*interest is caught*

 

[whispering_surrender]

Hire a stripper?

*interest is caught*

Male or female? *considers hiding*

Whisper

 

[Lovepotion69]

Svenska,
My friend had her 20th/21st birthday. We were 15 girls in her flat and a couple had hired a male stripper. We had talked about going to a male strip joint before, but didn't know of any in Soho. So, better to hire one.

He was dressed as a police officer and we told her that she had to talk to him, some complaint about the noise (we had loud music and were generally loud anyway). The look on her face! She was terrified if the landlord found out neighbours had complained. Then he walked in and talked in a stern voice to her and before she knew it he put her on a chair and began to dance in front of him.

Of course it was the full monty... I sat beside a Muslim girl who kept screaming "Oh my God! If my dad knew about this he'd freak out!" Then she kept grabbing my camera to take pics...

Ah, Uni days. I remember spending evenings watching porn on cable with people in the common room, or group watching in someone's room. God I miss Uni.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Male or female? *considers hiding*

Whisper

Why would anyone want to hire anything but a very, very MALE stripper???